The time has come again
And here we start to wake up. Revolution, again. And I’m ready. We talked about this in 2011. We talked about it in 2000 when this site began. It has always been a part of this site.
MonkeyNET
MonkeyNET is back online after some time away. Cathartic offloading begins in 3… 2… 1.
Movie Pitch #1
I’ve been doing lots of work with Hollywood people lately because we have six movie/TV deals in various stages of negotiation which is exciting. So now I think I’ve figured out exactly what Hollywood wants these days. Here’s my pitch: …
Publish And Perish
They said it was easy.
Torture 47
Shit, I’m 47…
44
Mom always used to remind me of the exact second of my birth. May 10th, 2:44 pm, and 30 seconds. She made the nurses time it. They used a stopwatch, measuring the precise second mom was free of her cargo. …
10,000 Words: 9013-10,020
The final thousand words starts not with a bang but a whimper. My wrists hurt from typing, I’m losing focus on the words I’m writing. Outside, the rain continues on this cold, dreary February 7th. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten …
10,000 Words: 8994-9012
There once was a boy named Nacho Whose gigantic penis was the most beautiful thing you ever saw-o
10,000 Words: 8261-8993
One hour till that vodka tonic! I’m going to make it anyway even if I’m not yet at 10,000 words, so it’s not really a “writing reward” and more of a “Dude, you completely wasted an entire day reward.”
10,000 Words: 7264-8260
I bought all this podcast equipment a few months ago but haven’t had the time to start a podcast. I’m hoping, once I leave my hideous day job, I’ll be able to start podcasting somewhat seriously. I want to do …