Category: Monkey

Bedrooms Lessons. One.

If the question, “can we cuddle?” is posed by a woman to a man after having just completed coitus, a firm rebuttal should be issued: “No, I’ve done my job, now I want to get some sleep. You should do your job and get your rest for the morning. You can toss me off when […]

Monkey’s Whiskey Trials… Part Only.

Paris. Sunday night. Carousel. It’s 5 degrees outside, or 41 fah-rah whatever. Half past midnight CET according to my laptop clock. Technically it’s Monday, but I never call it a new day until I’ve woken up. I keep to that policy at all times, even when I’m not getting to sleep until noon. Today, I […]