44, part one
“This is life in Washington, DC: Moo! I am a cow!” “What?” “Moo! Cows live in DC!” My old college buddy James was on the floor, under the table, screaming over the oppressive jukebox and pounding the underside of the …
Tag: politics
Victory Party
I’ve managed to avoid three Obama “victory parties” so far. The only thing that scares me more than the Nazis who follow McCain are the wild-eyed armchair liberals who rally around Obama’s “message” of hope and change. Which is how …
President Nacho
I sometimes tell people I’m a political junkie. But I think I might be lying because, really, politics bores me.
On Republics
On one hand, I’m thrilled that more people are using public transportation. Not because I’m a supporter of the environment. I’m very much the opposite, in fact. I support a ruined Earth and a dying civilization, simply because I think …
No Blood for Gold!
Oh-ho! No Boble today, because I’ve spent the last week and a half being sick and pathetic. So, instead, we’ll talk about why Scipio was a lousy general.
Chelsea scares me
So… Is Chelsea Clinton really a Jack Nicholson-style Joker? I finally spent a few seconds paying attention to shit last night, as Hillary endorsed America’s Favorite Black Man, and it struck me that something was up. Chelsea’s always going around …
Tricky Dicks & Slick Willies
Every so often, the right combination of factors (a woman, boredom, stolen computer equipment) come together where I seriously consider starting a porno site. The Nacho Sasha Porn Site Idea has gone through many phases. The first, of course, was …
The Issues
Like any good American, I’m following the presidential primaries the same way a person pays attention to a bottle rolling down the aisle of the subway car. You know: Please don’t hit my feet and force me to take some …
Friday in America
Kucinich is out of the race. I was never a supporter, but I will miss his wife. I think every presidential candidate needs an Amazonian redhead lurking around in the shadows. Which leads to a joke about Hillary’s wife, I’m …