Maryland is a great state. The Democrats are going to carry it, so you can do whatever you want. But, since you’re an irresponsible monster, I’ll still tell you what to do. Let’s go over the ballot!
I’ve been stealing signs since I was a kid. It’s a compulsion, I guess, and I’ve gotten it somewhat under control. Yes, I have a storage shed half full of all sorts of weird signs from several different countries – …
As we all move deeper into blog culture, there’s something that’s really starting to become a serious pet peeve: That desperate attempt to start a conversation in the comments area.
For years now, the writerly advice that I’ve always received is “just write a page a day.” I’ve been hearing that since high school. “Within a year, you’ll have a finished book!”
I was struck by a sudden memory from my youth the other night, as I walked by two young girls and their cheap, fragile toys that had been scattered across a public sidewalk.
I sometimes tell people I’m a political junkie. But I think I might be lying because, really, politics bores me.
I’ve discovered something terrible: I’m addicted to Google Reader. Five days out of town, checking email in the mornings but, otherwise, ignoring the internet, and I let Google Reader slide a bit. Now, I subscribe to 300 blogs (because I’m …
Last night, I decided that I was going to hang myself. Not anytime soon, and for no particular reason, I just had the sudden realization that it was the way I wanted to go. I’ll wait till I start to …
On one hand, I’m thrilled that more people are using public transportation. Not because I’m a supporter of the environment. I’m very much the opposite, in fact. I support a ruined Earth and a dying civilization, simply because I think …
I decided to take control of the Sarah Palin picture thread. Everyone’s talking all political when we’re really here to celebrate America’s Hottest VP Candidate. And her Satanic daughters. Page nine is where I just let my Piper Palin obsession …