No-Alcohol Weddings
I’ve been to over a thousand weddings, as an employee charged with staying in a back office and trying to read a book. But I’ve only been a guest at three weddings…and all of them were alcohol free. Two were …
Tag: drinking
Notes on not drinking
As I enter my third day of voluntary sobriety, I find that the world is stark and boring. Really, though, it’s not that I feel I have a problem, or am speaking out against alcohol, or seeking help, or even …
Two Days Sober
I think this compressed schedule is going to kill me. Get into the office at 8am (after leaving home at 7am, get home by 7pm, catch a rat and/or one of the neighbor’s children for dinner, then pass out. The …
Vices
I’ll start by saying that I really want to escape this life. I want to live on a West Virginia mountaintop, in a Joe Bob Briggs TNT Monstervision-era trailer, and just vanish. But that’s not really practical at this point …
Zazz
I’ve decided to become an executioner. This is not just because I’ve been compulsively watching and rewatching the brilliant Snuff Box, which everyone reading should immediately go rent/buy/download, depending on your geography and budget. I’ve made this decision independent of …
In the piss drinking department…
We all know Two chicks, One Cup (a.k.a. Cupchicks). So let me go ahead and introduce you to the next phase: One orangutan, no cup. Yes, I’m bored. I’m working a 10 hour shift at my second job and I’m …