I Do
I’ve been invited to my girlfriend’s cousin’s roommate’s something or other wedding in Arizona in June. I know that probably doesn’t sound noteworthy but, for me, it’s a big deal. This stranger’s wedding will be the first time I’ll go …
Tag: weddings
Special Day
The business of weddings, as I’ve watched it evolve over the last 20 years, has become one of the more disgusting examples of runaway capitalism and usury.
No-Alcohol Weddings
I’ve been to over a thousand weddings, as an employee charged with staying in a back office and trying to read a book. But I’ve only been a guest at three weddings…and all of them were alcohol free. Two were …
Wedding Diary
I want to go back to where nobody knew about Greatsociety so I can badmouth my bosses and co-workers without having to make bitchy little threads in member-only sections of the forums.
Catered Mornings
Okay, here’s the sign that I’m working too much. Saturday, eight in the morning, starting my ten hour (or more) shift. I woke up exhausted, and am in here without combing my hair or anything of that sort. Just sort …
String Theory
I constantly bitch about my day job, which features an endless stream of phone calls from true idiots. People with PhD’s who can’t read, lack basic social abilities, are about as observant as a dead ferret, and tend towards cruelty …