Scarlett Johansson

So there’s a site dedicated to stalking Scarlett Johansson.

Here’s how the site describes itself:

From Scarlett Johansson’ rise to fame with the 1998 film “The Horse Whisperer” to her present status as the current “It” girl of Hollywood, this site aims to document and dish out everything and anything about the busty and talented young actress. So check us out from Monday to Friday for the latest discoveries and analyses on Scarlett.

Also, the author wants to make a jacket out of her skin.

I’m particularly fond of the boat pictures,  because I like to pretend I’m on the boat with her.   And, in this shot, I like to think that the blogger is charging towards her.  Guys!  I tackled Scarlett and snipped off some of her hair…and then ate it!!!

Yes, I subscribed.