Rejected Nacho Sasha Book Ideas

A House in Taos — poetry.

Something Popped in my Lower Abdomen when I Was Peeing Just Then — memoir

Remind Me Not to Kill Again — thriller

It’s Not My Blood — memoir/family stories

The Overt Shenanigan — collected essays

I Seriously Can’t Spell Convenience. Like, Even When You Spell It for Me — essays on writing

Sending Japs to the Ocean Floor — stories about my grandfather

Killing People for Fun and Profit — how-to guide

Seriously, Asshole, Buy This Motherfucking Book, It’s Only Fucking $3 You Cheap Cunt — nonfiction