Palinesque

I decided to take control of the Sarah Palin picture thread.  Everyone’s talking all political when we’re really here to celebrate America’s Hottest VP Candidate. And her Satanic daughters.  Page nine is where I just let my Piper Palin obsession roam free.  I think that kid’s Damien.  I should see if the seven daggers of Megiddo are on eBay.

Not much luck finding pictures of Willow Palin.  Or pictures of Bristol from any point in her life when she wasn’t pregnant or armed to the teeth.  I swear Bristol’s on her sixth child.  If the Palins were from West Virginia, all this would make much more sense.

This is my new favorite Piper Palin picture:

Yeah, fuck the Pledge of Allegiance.  Do we really want Veruca Salt as a presidential daughter?