Matt Who?

Matt Smith is the eleventh Doctor Who, which is strangely disappointing news.  They could have had a black Doctor, a female Doctor, gone back to putting an older person in the role… Instead we get the metrosexual Doctor!

I mean, Jesus, is season five going to be Doctor Who does Twilight? Look at this mama’s boy:

Much more important today, however, is that I’ve decided to drink ten pints of water in a row.  All so my one follower on Twitter can be amused. I’m on the fourth pint right now.  I hate water.