Social Animals
I have a rare free weekend coming up and, as Monday dawns harsh and merciless, I find that I’m irrationally excited about the idea that, come Friday, I’ll be able to come home, take off my pants, go nowhere, do …
Balloon Buddies – Lisa’s Ass
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Cult Culture Archive: Planet of the Apes: The Series
From about five years ago, before box sets of crappy TV shows were all the rage…
Anatomy of a Book
It’s time to prepare yourselves for more Nacho than you can stand: The Cult-Culture project! I’m going to start a sort of “anatomy of a book” series because I’m going to use Kickstarter to fund the book and that means …
90 Seconds, starring Nacho Sasha
A gripping drama coming to a theater near you! 90 seconds of hardcore sex with porn starlet Evelyn Lin!
Cult Culture Archive: Transformers: The Movie
From the archives (2006): A review of the original 1986 Transformers movie.
On Dating…
People think I need a girlfriend. Friends say it’s unhealthy to roll into my 37th year without a girl on board. Despite countless train wrecks, they’re probably right. I’ll soon be moving into an age where it’s oddly creepy for …
Wednesday Morning Coming Down
Oh, god. Where am I? I just had a five day weekend and I feel like I spent much of it fighting a crocosaurus! For the last couple years, I’ve been part of a dinner bunch where old friends and …
Balloon Buddies Are Back Attack *Click-Clack!*
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In Defense of Star Trek V
Before The Next Generation movies came along and fucked Star Trek in the ass (and I’m talking multiple, no clean up, anal creampies), there was Star Trek V sitting there like a rotten tooth, sending critics and fans alike howling …