Vomit Vixen
I want to talk about the girl in high school who would give anyone who asked a blowjob but would then vomit the moment she started.
Category: Rants
The Gangbang Girl
In 1997, after graduating college, I got my first apartment in Bethesda, MD. It was in what my grandfather called “the old hotboxes” on Battery Lane, and it was pretty cool for a first apartment. Big, bright, and not a …
Failure to Thrive
All of my friends loved this old girlfriend I had. Despite the relationship ending poorly, they said that she should be congratulated for “healing me” or whatever the fuck. I can’t help but interpret this as some sort of backhanded …
With Friends Like These…
There’s a great moment in the film Pump Up The Volume where Slater’s character is about to throw in the towel after he realizes the power of his pirate radio show, and is stunned by what it’s led to. “You …
Psychotic Monster Screening Quiz
I recently took all the quizzes on Psychcentral to see if it was okay for me to have killed and mutilated all those illegal Mexican girls when I was living in the small border town of Antelope Wells, NM. Good …
The Death of a Hometown
Oh, Bethesda, my Bethesda. A quarter of a century ago you were a sleepy little suburb, the end of the subway line, a quiet little community with no skyline and you curled up and went to sleep when the sun …
And on the fifth day, the Lord created the kender
I do quite a bit of business at my local UPS Store and, no, it does not involve mailing the body parts of hookers to my friend in Dead Indian Bend, IA. That was a young man’s game. These days …
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Madness Galore. By Monkey.
by Monkey Once again the world has seen the results of a ‘religion of peace’ – this time manifested in a vicious attack upon freedom of speech and expression, when at least two idiots, possibly three, whose minds are filled …
Monkey’s Film Corner #1
Last night I watched one of the worst films ever made, “Wanted” (2008) starring a somewhat A-List cast of James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, and Morgan Freeman. Promising, one thinks… as long as you don’t read the movie ‘blurb’ in the …
2014: The year of hide & seek. By Monkey!
Everything in life disappears, sooner or later. Youth, energy, love, dreams, hope, and erections. Oh, and Malaysian airplanes.