The 35
As you read this, I’m drinking heavily in New Orleans with good friends. I spent my 27th birthday in New Orleans, so I have this weird desire to sort of retrace my steps. It’s easy enough to do so – …
NOLA 3: With a Vengeance
Every time I head out to see my friends in New Orleans, I feel compelled to put up a note on the front page so the one or two people who read GS know absolutely every aspect of my life. …
Boble V: Chronicles of Scary Things in Your Future, part two
Chapter Three The Great Temple
Dream Diary: May 3rd (early AM): Blowjobs for Hitler
I don’t actually keep a dream diary, but everytime I jerk awake, rush to the computer, and type one out I save it as “dream diary” and with the date. I’m sure I’ll eventually post those unedited 3am summaries. But …
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Brave Captain Harvey
“I knew things were bad when the second whore shook, seized up, then slid sideways off of me like a concussed jockey falling out of the saddle. Shot right through the breast. I’d thought the other one just fell or …
Sunday Archive: One Night
US 219 crosses US 50 right before you hit the West Virginia border. During college, I drove that road several times a year traveling between DC and little Elkins, WV. At night, the crossing can be spooky. A gas station, …
This article is really about Deadly Prey
Revisiting old stories for the Sunday Archives, unearthing the New Testicle after more than a decade, and chopping up my lousy novel for serialization has been a wild experience.
Boble V: Chronicles of Scary Things in Your Future, part one
Chronicles of Scary Things in Your Future and the Book of Jobless see the appearance of Binaca, Bob’s new right-hand redheaded angel-minx (and one of the authors of the Bob Jr. Scheme leading into the New Testicle), and has the …
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Eating at the Bar
There’s something to be said for eating at the bar. But there’s a certain way to go about it.
Sunday Archive: The Siege at Eldritch House
I think Eldritch House is supposed to be a comedy. I wrote it in 2001 after reading far too much Lovecraft.