Boble II: Exit, Stage Everywhere, conclusion
Chapter Six “The Plutonium Serpent”
Look into my eyes
It’s Friday! My brain’s dead, so here’s a video for you. I think this works well if you’re like me and you’re still watching that Spalding Rockwell video over and over again. My brain’s so dead, I can’t even get …
Big Darkness
Well, still coming down from all of the nail-biting freakout that circles around the production of a book. Now sitting around, powerless, still nail-biting, waiting for inventory to arrive at the distribution center. I remain convinced that something will fuck …
Boble II: Exit, Stage Everywhere, Part V
Chapter Five “The Sixteen and a Half Commandments”
Downtown
“Look, you not gonna get it to sound like that. It only sounds like that on the record cause it was his guitar he keep in his closet every day gettin’ soggy and melding with the temperature of the room. …
Death Fever 3000
I don’t get sick often, but when I do, the Death Fever hits hard. I can usually feel it coming on. There are warning signs: the flagging attention span, the warm gauzy feeling stretching underneath my epidermis, the loss of …
The Latest Book
Oh my god! I think my brain is dead. But I did it – our latest book hit the printer on Friday morning, and now I just have to sit back, drink vodka, and wait for the proofs…
Not quite a snow day
Why is Tinkerbell’s name used to call someone a homosexual? I mean, I get that she’s a fairy and all, but Tinkerbell is fucking sexy! Why would you call a guy Tinkerbell unless you were really attracted to him? That’s …
Not the Maryland I grew up with…
Looking to kill as much time as possible during the long, mind-bending, soul-sucking hours at my day job, I turned to News channel 8, our not so groovy local news service, in the hopes of finding queer little incidents not …