Death Fever 3000
I don’t get sick often, but when I do, the Death Fever hits hard. I can usually feel it coming on. There are warning signs: the flagging attention span, the warm gauzy feeling stretching underneath my epidermis, the loss of …
Tag: illness
All Dead Here
I’ve been slowly recovering from a brutal summer cold, but am still planning on going to Gonzofest at the Flying Dog Brewery on Saturday. Though, right now, my sinuses are still fighting insurgents in South Ossetia, so I might just …
Getting Down with the Sickness
I love it when I’m sick. Flu, cold, sinus infection, whatever. It’s great. Every year, I look forward to the time off from work, batting around the apartment in my boxers and feeling sorry for myself.
Kidney Cancer
I’ve spent the last 24 hours trying to decide if this pain in my lower back is just normal old back pain, because I’ve been doing a lot of heavy lifting lately (you know, corpses), or if my kidneys have …