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Movie Pitch #1
I’ve been doing lots of work with Hollywood people lately because we have six movie/TV deals in various stages of negotiation which is exciting. So now I think I’ve figured out exactly what Hollywood wants these days. Here’s my pitch: …
Publish And Perish
They said it was easy.
Torture 47
Shit, I’m 47…
44
Mom always used to remind me of the exact second of my birth. May 10th, 2:44 pm, and 30 seconds. She made the nurses time it. They used a stopwatch, measuring the precise second mom was free of her cargo. …
10,000 Words: 9013-10,020
The final thousand words starts not with a bang but a whimper. My wrists hurt from typing, I’m losing focus on the words I’m writing. Outside, the rain continues on this cold, dreary February 7th. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten …
10,000 Words: 8994-9012
There once was a boy named Nacho Whose gigantic penis was the most beautiful thing you ever saw-o
10,000 Words: 8261-8993
One hour till that vodka tonic! I’m going to make it anyway even if I’m not yet at 10,000 words, so it’s not really a “writing reward” and more of a “Dude, you completely wasted an entire day reward.”
10,000 Words: 7264-8260
I bought all this podcast equipment a few months ago but haven’t had the time to start a podcast. I’m hoping, once I leave my hideous day job, I’ll be able to start podcasting somewhat seriously. I want to do …
10,000 Words: 6431-7263
I just now saved this file after spending the last six hours writing it! Holy shit. That would have been awful if the computer crashed.