Yikes!
For anyone who thinks there’s anything intelligent or redeeming in the American media, I present to you CNN’s headline from a little while ago:
Category: Rants
All Dead Here
I’ve been slowly recovering from a brutal summer cold, but am still planning on going to Gonzofest at the Flying Dog Brewery on Saturday. Though, right now, my sinuses are still fighting insurgents in South Ossetia, so I might just …
No Blood for Gold!
Oh-ho! No Boble today, because I’ve spent the last week and a half being sick and pathetic. So, instead, we’ll talk about why Scipio was a lousy general.
A Clutter
You know what I hate the most about the internet? It’s that it makes it difficult to kill time.
Getting Down with the Sickness
I love it when I’m sick. Flu, cold, sinus infection, whatever. It’s great. Every year, I look forward to the time off from work, batting around the apartment in my boxers and feeling sorry for myself.
The Twin Peaks girls
Fza wants to see Sherilyn Fenn nude which, you know, is about as easy as apple pie, since Fenn was nothing but nude everywhere during her Twin Peaks period. I still have that issue of Playboy, where they barely showed …
Deadlines & Celebrations
Well, back to drinking. I have a couple of good excuses! The first is that I’m on an insane deadline for the next book I’m going to publish. The new title submission process my distributor puts me through involves about …
Chelsea scares me
So… Is Chelsea Clinton really a Jack Nicholson-style Joker? I finally spent a few seconds paying attention to shit last night, as Hillary endorsed America’s Favorite Black Man, and it struck me that something was up. Chelsea’s always going around …
Notes on not drinking
As I enter my third day of voluntary sobriety, I find that the world is stark and boring. Really, though, it’s not that I feel I have a problem, or am speaking out against alcohol, or seeking help, or even …
Doctor Nacho
I’ve decided to become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church. Everyone who used to be cool has done this, so it’s nothing big. I don’t know what the pretentious hipster kids do today to be cool but, back …