Storm’s Comin’
Another blog I subscribe to is the Capital Weather Gang, the Washington Post’s weather blog. I don’t bother getting my weather from them, I just think it’s a fun blog because they always seem to be bored. Every once in …
Category: Rants
Scarlett Johansson
So there’s a site dedicated to stalking Scarlett Johansson.
Sleepless
Did I survive my trip to New Orleans or not? Hard to tell. Especially when a delayed plane lands me with only three hours to spare before my nasty 12 hour shift at my retarded day job. Then, dragging myself …
God bless and good morning
If I have to narrow it down to the one social habit that I hate the most, I’m going to go with the custom of asking: “How are you?” as part of the regular morning ritual.
Things I wanted to be when I grew up
“G.I. Joe.” Just generically G.I. Joe. No specific character. I think that’s weird, looking back, but whatever. (Early 80’s.)
Wait! People are paying attention to me?
I recently badmouthed Galleycat, because enough with the lolcats thing, okay? And that goes for everybody. I just hate the internet. I want to go back to making Xerox chapbooks and selling them at the groovy record store. I want …
String
I sometimes wonder if I have an addictive personality. In junior high, I loved tying an empty soda can to a length of string and trailing it out the window behind the school bus each morning.
Brampton
Here’s my current dream, if my life was my own (no bills, no debt, money in the bank to emigrate, etc…):
Excedrin
After dad left in 1986, and all the way up to when I left home in 92, mom would plow through a 60 count bottle of Excedrin a day. She always complained of headaches and other aches and, of course, …
You do not talk about Sam’s Club
Why do some people treat their Costco and Sam’s Club membership like it’s a big secret? I’ll say, hey, next time you go to one of those places, can I tag along and get some stuff? And they react as …