The 35
As you read this, I’m drinking heavily in New Orleans with good friends. I spent my 27th birthday in New Orleans, so I have this weird desire to sort of retrace my steps. It’s easy enough to do so – …
Category: Rants
Dream Diary: May 3rd (early AM): Blowjobs for Hitler
I don’t actually keep a dream diary, but everytime I jerk awake, rush to the computer, and type one out I save it as “dream diary” and with the date. I’m sure I’ll eventually post those unedited 3am summaries. But …
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This article is really about Deadly Prey
Revisiting old stories for the Sunday Archives, unearthing the New Testicle after more than a decade, and chopping up my lousy novel for serialization has been a wild experience.
The Travel Bug
These days, I get off the Metro a few stops early and walk into work, which is my only form of exercise. It also gives me the chance to daydream. There are parts of DC that remind me of the …
The Homeless Dollar
I work a late shift, and am often leaving the office around 7pm, trudging up the hill to Union Station, or getting in a good city mile going the other direction to the New York Avenue Metro station and pretending …
Don’t Get Your Panties in a Knot
There’s been a lot of talk lately about the death of things, what ideas and conditions, corporations and institutions have lost all hope of surviving, have somehow been so weakened by greedy attrition or cumulative neglect that they cannot be …
Monday’s Boredom Meter
I’m sickly fascinated by a couple of Youtube videos today. Probably because I’ve finally killed my brain. Well…it’s just one video. The first is some gay shit with Gwen Verdon, and then the second is the same…but with a slightly …
Family Plot
It’s telling that Obama only made 2.5 million in royalties in 2008. The industry really is dying, eh? Crown probably walked away with many more million…but they’re spending a million per title, easily. So even if they cleared 10 million, …
Lists
Okay, so I got in a fender bender today and it’s pretty much preoccupied me all day. It was one of those deals where you’re nosing through a stopped line of traffic trying to cross a busy street and you …
Look into my eyes
It’s Friday! My brain’s dead, so here’s a video for you. I think this works well if you’re like me and you’re still watching that Spalding Rockwell video over and over again. My brain’s so dead, I can’t even get …