The New Testicle VII: The Trip, conclusion
And…finally over! Unedited and drunkenly posted. Yay!
Serials Section: “Season of the Witch” intro
The Serials Section project: Write 12,000 words a month, free of outlines or rules and avoiding my GS habit of recycling old writing. A sort of long-form flash-fiction, if that’s possible. I start with a title and four chapter headings, …
Stephen King’s Under the Dome
So I’m totally addicted to Under the Dome: A Novel. People look at it and think, holy shit, it’s a doorstopper. But I will now demonstrate how Stephen King makes his books 1000+ pages long. Ready? Okay.
Dinnertime, losers!
What, you’re not at the dinner table being pecked to death by your family? You must not be American, then. In which case you’re a communist. So, here, watch this. This is what Thanksgiving in America is like. In fact, …
Stuffed
Thanksgiving! And, as you read this, I’m sitting in an overheated house in Parkersburg, WV wondering how early is too early to have a vodka tonic.