Craigslist Cat Craziness
I only use Craigslist to find crazy women, though I occasionally branch out to see if I can get my hands on some bedbug infested furniture, Nazi memorabilia, or 13 year old Malaysian slaves who can help me repair my …
Category: Rants
Farmers Markets
Today I want to condemn the highly corporate Silver Spring Farmers Market. Because we should be honest with ourselves. The Silver Spring Farmers Market sucks. So where do I go? I go to the Kensington farmers market, because they don’t …
Careless Uncle Randy
Oh, and, try not to get caught anywhere alone with Uncle Randy. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6K0t6q5wX8&]
I’ll kill your dog
I think all these people are my West Virginia cousins. Except, of course, for the highlight of this video. Number 11: “I’ll kill your dog.” [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psp9cj9LsQs&]
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Each year, I try to do a birthday article. And, while there’s much to consider this year, I find myself somewhat uninspired in the “state of the Nacho” department. Of course, these days, I should be looking forward instead of …
Pain Diary
Today is the third anniversary of the surgery that delivered me from 12 years of chronic pain. My shrink, who I went to under protest, told me to treat it as a holiday. A birthday. She said, for the rest …
Treme: A Glossary
Treme is about to become your new favorite show. You may not know this yet, but it’s true. HBO has already ordered a second season before the first one has even wrapped. The television-watching intelligentsia have been waiting for David …
Classical Nacho
I’ve been asked to return to “Classic Nacho” for the front page. Something that’s a bit hard to do when I’m also plugging away at the 12,000 words a month project. But then I got to thinking: It’s structure on …
Atomic Dreams
I had my first atomic war paranoia dream in 20 years last night. It startled me awake in a cold sweat, but then felt sweetly nostalgic.
Dinnertime, losers!
What, you’re not at the dinner table being pecked to death by your family? You must not be American, then. In which case you’re a communist. So, here, watch this. This is what Thanksgiving in America is like. In fact, …