The New Testicle: 1993 Epilogue
The New Testicle was completed in February 1993, after which I wrapped it up with the rest of The Boble and put out a new edition. The epilogue below is from the 1993 edition (whereas before, the Boble ended with …
The New Testicle VII: The Trip, conclusion
And…finally over! Unedited and drunkenly posted. Yay!
Serials Section: “Season of the Witch” intro
The Serials Section project: Write 12,000 words a month, free of outlines or rules and avoiding my GS habit of recycling old writing. A sort of long-form flash-fiction, if that’s possible. I start with a title and four chapter headings, …
Stephen King’s Under the Dome
So I’m totally addicted to Under the Dome: A Novel. People look at it and think, holy shit, it’s a doorstopper. But I will now demonstrate how Stephen King makes his books 1000+ pages long. Ready? Okay.
Dinnertime, losers!
What, you’re not at the dinner table being pecked to death by your family? You must not be American, then. In which case you’re a communist. So, here, watch this. This is what Thanksgiving in America is like. In fact, …