The Balloon Buddies are two unnamed balloon roommates who basically do lots of drugs, argue, celebrate weird holidays, and get into all kinds of hijinks. They are based, loosely, on myself and my old college roommate, even though we never …
Nacho Sasha and the Knights of Saint John Part II: Flux Capacitors
Oh-ho! We’re done! Almost. The last book is below… Remember, I skipped a chapter. So this is “Boble X” but, below, it’s “Boble XI” here and there. Whatever. Blow me.
We know what we smell like, okay? Hours and hours under the sun or smothered by night heat have us sweating coffee, sweating Red Bull. The clench of old cigarette smoke. Fast food and soda breath. We are covered in …
The Knights of Saint John was written during the Dirtyfreaks.com years and, I should say right now, it is unfinished. Back then, we had a larger group of front page authors: Rotting Corpse, Jezebel, Leff, and X10. This was back …
Tales of Lack of Wisdom and the Blessed Ones Chapter First One The Tale of Smith the Smith
Cue the music. We’re going for a ride. It’s hot as Labor Day weekend should be, summer’s last holiday, last chance to boil. We have our windows down and the music is passing between cars and mixing in the space …