Dinnertime, losers!
What, you’re not at the dinner table being pecked to death by your family? You must not be American, then. In which case you’re a communist. So, here, watch this. This is what Thanksgiving in America is like. In fact, …
Stuffed
Thanksgiving! And, as you read this, I’m sitting in an overheated house in Parkersburg, WV wondering how early is too early to have a vodka tonic.
Finzel, Part seven
Last week’s entry is right here.
Judgment Day: Part 22
You know, I really should be editing these before I put them up. But…oh well! If you’re like me, you spiked your 6am coffee and now the world is strange and scary.
The New Testicle VI: Pole/Sole
Okay, look, the New Testicle is a mess. I’ve been closing my eyes and just copy-pasting for weeks… I can’t even do that with “Pole/Sole.” But, if you’ve become an obsessive completist where The Boble is concerned, then I have …