The New Great Society

Okay! I think I got it. I’m about to turn 52 and I think it’s time I finally talk about all the people who have fucked me over. For 25 years I’ve made the same New Years resolution: No more Mister Nice Nacho. Stop accommodating these fucking dark angels and let them have it.

So, starting soon, we’ll just work through my list of people I want to see die horribly.

There are so many assholes who have been shocked that I didn’t suck their dick. And I’ve finally realized that they actually believe that I should have sucked their dick because that’s how they approach the world.

Folks, no one wants to suck your dick. No one ever wanted to suck your dick. No one will ever want to suck your dick. The people who have sucked your dick did it under duress or out of greed. And you’re too dumb, or privileged, to understand that.

Coming soon motherfuckers….