Boble III: The Two of Sam, conclusion
Part II: The Two of Sam
Chapter Four
“Dil Screws Around”
Dil married. Saw another woman. Slept with the other woman. Dumped the wife. Married. Saw. Slept. Dumped. Married. Saw. Slept. Dumped. Married. Saw. Slept. Slept. Slept. Dumped. Killed. Ran. Finally, he caught the attention of BOB.
One day, Dil was upon his throne contemplating his past when a great wind blew into the chamber. Dil had banished all his servants from the room so that he could be alone with his dark thoughts. When the wind came, Dil knew that it could only be BOB. He stood to face his lord.
BOB appeared in the middle of the chamber, dressed in one of his traditional outfits. In a black mood, the great deity had donned his all-black business suit and black leather trenchcoat, the trademark purple reflective sunglasses perched precariously on his head.
“Dil,” the great BOB said, “It comes to my attention – “ BOB held up a piece of paper and squinted at it, “That you are not only a tremendous pervert, but that you also have failed to be Bobly around your women.”
“What, you come to me to defend women?” Dil asked.
BOB shrugged, “They’ll kill you, man. I’m here to warn you – play with their minds and they go for a pair of scissors.”
Dil laughed, “I have no fears! I’ll deal with this problem on my own. Tell me what needs to be done so that I may be closer to you, O BOB.”
BOB pulled his sunglasses down over his eyes. “Build me a big temple or something.”
BOB left him and Dil set to the project of building a great temple. Unfortunately, half way through the project, he died. Wanna hear how? Sure you do… You’ve come this far.
Simply enough, Dil didn’t obey the word of BOB. He had one too many affairs and got his sorry ass in trouble. After avoiding one girl for three weeks, she finally caught up with him – blow-jobbing her way to Dil’s bedroom, and then killing him in his sleep. Bang. It is rumored (and it is popular amoung the Hebos) that his last words were: “The bitch really got me that time…oww.”