I’m taking a sabbatical this month, so you’re getting old school pre-2006 hiatus golden nuggets! This week is “Cunt, Snatch, and Glory,” an excerpt from my unfinished, unnamed novel about a groupe of people who never left the small Ohio …
I sat in my living room with my feet up, the dog by my side whimpering. Harvey was in the shower, slapping lather up and down his arms and gargling. The water shut off and he stomped in the tub …
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Friday. The day I have off of work and to myself, the day countless New Orleanians leave for lunch and don’t come back. It’s oyster day, fish day, shrimp day. It’s the day Happy Hour starts at 10 a.m. and …
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It’s been delightful seeing you. May we wish you anything that the person next to you wishes for you. Good wishes, good day, and goodnight. Farewell. -Chip Monck’s Benediction to the crowd at Woodstock Jimi played with the whole festival …
A soulless six day work week and a gray, half-alive Sunday for me means more slightly amusing lists for you. Enjoy!