{"id":72,"date":"2008-04-19T13:53:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T18:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=72"},"modified":"2018-10-31T15:26:02","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T19:26:02","slug":"double-shift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Double Shift"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah, weekend jobs. <\/span>I showed up at 8am and won\u2019t be home till 2am. <\/span>Two weddings in a row. <\/span>It\u2019s warm and beautiful outside and I\u2019m hunched over the computer in the back office, listening to people cry during their speeches. <\/span>Speeches, by the way, which have been going on for 40 minutes.<\/p>\n

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How many hundreds of weddings have I monitored since I started this job in 93? <\/span>Always sitting here at this unchanging desk in a musty library waiting for something to go wrong. <\/span>I\u2019m the guy who plunges out the toilets, changes the fuses, and makes sure nobody is setting a bomb in the kitchen. <\/span>Which I\u2019m not sure I would stop if I did witness such a thing happening. <\/o><\/p>\n

My brain died sometime around 10am. <\/span>I\u2019m on autopilot now. <\/span>Not even able to concentrate on a book. <\/span>Instead, I jacked into the internet (which I\u2019m not supposed to do<\/a>) and downloaded Haylee Bangg\u2019s great gangbang scene. <\/span>Her only one, as far as I know. <\/span>Four black guys brutally ream her ass for 32 minutes.<\/p>\n

I moved the laptop so all the people who wander into my office to stare blankly at the books and worship the air conditioner have no idea what I\u2019m doing. <\/span>I find it thrilling to sit here with nasty fetish anal porn playing over and over on the screen while I smile at children and shake old lady\u2019s hands. <\/span>Yes, ma\u2019am, it\u2019s a lovely day for a wedding. <\/o><\/p>\n

Daytime events are a bummer because it\u2019s harder to sweep the basement and liquor storage area for loot. <\/span>Best behavior. <\/span> <\/span>My boss has been known to conduct spot inspections during daytime events. <\/span>If she does so now, then it\u2019ll be All Access Haylee Bangg! <\/span>Maybe my boss will like what she sees. <\/span>Maybe I should turn the laptop around and just loudly say \u201cAnal sex!\u201d to whoever walks into my office. <\/span>That\u2019ll guarantee me alone time. <\/span>If that doesn\u2019t get rid of people, there is another method: Spend the rest of the day and night peering out through a crack in the door and giggling. <\/span>That Japanese horror movie sort of giggle that becomes maniacal whenever someone gets too close. <\/o><\/p>\n

Or maybe I\u2019ll just get a rum and coke and go sit in the garden. <\/span>That\u2019s probably the healthy thing to do. <\/span>This is an older people\u2019s wedding going on right now, so there\u2019s nothing to worry about. <\/span>No bombs, at least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ah, weekend jobs. I showed up at 8am and won\u2019t be home till 2am. Two weddings in a row. It\u2019s warm and beautiful outside and I\u2019m hunched over the computer in the back office, listening to people cry during their …<\/p>\n

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