{"id":636,"date":"2010-04-04T09:08:51","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T14:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=636"},"modified":"2018-10-30T17:33:19","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T21:33:19","slug":"skitters-da-introduction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"Skitters, DA Introduction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>District Attorney Skitters is the culmination of a long running gag between Nacho, myself, and other GS forum members mocking the use of writers (and, to a certain extent, the readers who love those writers) who use animals as their main characters, usually as amateur detectives.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a horrible genre when taken seriously, but makes for funny visuals when explored without fear.<\/p>\n<p>All you need to know about Skitters right now is that he is the District Attorney for a major metropolitan city in charge of a crack unit of feline prosecutors.\u00a0 He&#8217;s damn good at what he does, but it&#8217;s a tough job in a tough time and place.<\/p>\n<p>Future entries will delve further into Skitters&#8217; life, his passions, his fears, his amazing talents, and his thrilling encounters with danger.\u00a0 Common threads will run throughout, but please don&#8217;t mistake this for a straight-ahead, episodic story.\u00a0 If you find yourself confused, don&#8217;t worry.\u00a0 My continuity intern is a horrible drunk and often goes missing for days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>District Attorney Skitters is the culmination of a long running gag between Nacho, myself, and other GS forum members mocking the use of writers (and, to a certain extent, the readers who love those writers) who use animals as their &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=636\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Skitters, DA Introduction<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[68,77],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cass","tag-cassander","tag-skitters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":693,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}