{"id":475,"date":"2009-08-24T12:33:14","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T17:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=475"},"modified":"2018-10-30T21:24:22","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T01:24:22","slug":"greatsociety-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Greatsociety Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve decided to do this stupid Twitter thing.\u00a0 Follow my feeble whining <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nachosasha\" target=\"_blank\">right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also on Facebook and horribly addicted to Farmville.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the link for my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/nachosasha\" target=\"_blank\">FB freakout party spot<\/a>. BYOB.<\/p>\n<p>Both will be handy links if GS ever goes down and, generally, if you want more active updates.\u00a0 I should be writing for the front page, I know.\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;ll just do &#8220;collected Facebook updates&#8221; or something.\u00a0 I find myself buried in a new novel project.\u00a0 It&#8217;s about teenage Vampire werewolf zombie metrosexual classical musicians who play nude badminton and are all mauled by a pack of rabid dogs on the first page.\u00a0 The 320 pages after that are a detailed description of how each character was brutally killed, eaten, and left to rot in a train tunnel.<\/p>\n<p>I masturbate furiously while writing it and spill my devilish seed on each page.\u00a0 Just like Stephanie Meyer.\u00a0 Except she doesn&#8217;t have seeds&#8230; So she spills her devilish eggs, I guess.\u00a0 Which makes me want deviled eggs.\u00a0 So tonight I&#8217;ll dream about feasting on deviled eggs as they slowly pop out of Stephanie Meyer.\u00a0 Just like her novels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve decided to do this stupid Twitter thing.\u00a0 Follow my feeble whining right here. I&#8217;m also on Facebook and horribly addicted to Farmville.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the link for my FB freakout party spot. BYOB. Both will be handy links if &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=475\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Greatsociety Online<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[398],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gs-news","tag-gs-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":829,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}