{"id":3996,"date":"2016-04-11T10:40:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-11T15:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2018-10-28T16:04:44","modified_gmt":"2018-10-28T20:04:44","slug":"5-minutes-3-by-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=3996","title":{"rendered":"5 Minutes #3 by Monkey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your dad made you eat verbs. Huh? I said he made you eat cum. The person laughed and I hated them more. It was now their fault this anger would eat at me all day long &#8211; a niggle, a nibble, a sharp fingernail to poke my ribs when least wanted, not that it is ever wanted but you know what &#8211; screw you, asshole. If you lost your legs right now I&#8217;d laugh and give you a Cleveland Steamer. Then I&#8217;d laugh some more because that&#8217;s how I roll, son. That&#8217;s how I roll! I didn&#8217;t say this aloud and they stared at me because I&#8217;d remained silent for several moments, eyes blank and fixed upon the middle distance. Are you okay? Yes, I&#8217;m fine. Except for your presence. Regardless, I then smiled and left. What I want and what is socially acceptable don&#8217;t always cross over in the Venn diagram of life and reality versus imagination. Something Donald Trump has yet to realize but he&#8217;s great and he knows some great people &#8211; the best people, the best! I digress. The point of this article leans more towards an issue of personal importance. L&#8217;enfer est les autres. Hell is other people. Unless those people are dead and not in front of me in a scenario which demands my attention. What do I mean by this? Well, does it really matter? Just remember that I know some great words. I have the best words. And I know some great people and I&#8217;ll probably sue you. You&#8217;ll know why. You&#8217;ll find out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your dad made you eat verbs. Huh? I said he made you eat cum. The person laughed and I hated them more. It was now their fault this anger would eat at me all day long &#8211; a niggle, a &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=3996\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">5 Minutes #3 by Monkey!<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monkey","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3997,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions\/3997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}