Part II: The Two of Sam<\/p>\n
Chapter Four
\n“Dil Screws Around”<\/p>\n
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Dil married.\u00a0 Saw another woman.\u00a0 Slept with the other woman.\u00a0 Dumped the wife.\u00a0 Married.\u00a0 Saw.\u00a0 Slept.\u00a0 Dumped.\u00a0 Married.\u00a0 Saw.\u00a0 Slept.\u00a0 Dumped.\u00a0 Married.\u00a0 Saw.\u00a0 Slept.\u00a0 Slept.\u00a0 Slept.\u00a0 Dumped.\u00a0 Killed.\u00a0 Ran.\u00a0 Finally, he caught the attention of BOB.<\/p>\n
One day, Dil was upon his throne contemplating his past when a great wind blew into the chamber.\u00a0 Dil had banished all his servants from the room so that he could be alone with his dark thoughts.\u00a0 When the wind came, Dil knew that it could only be BOB.\u00a0 He stood to face his lord.<\/p>\n
BOB appeared in the middle of the chamber, dressed in one of his traditional outfits. In a black mood, the great deity had donned his all-black business suit and black leather trenchcoat, the trademark purple reflective sunglasses perched precariously on his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cDil,\u201d the great BOB said, \u201cIt comes to my attention – \u201c BOB held up a piece of paper and squinted at it, \u201cThat you are not only a tremendous pervert, but that you also have failed to be Bobly around your women.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat, you come to me to defend women?\u201d Dil asked.<\/p>\n
BOB shrugged, \u201cThey\u2019ll kill you, man. I\u2019m here to warn you – play with their minds and they go for a pair of scissors.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dil laughed, \u201cI have no fears! I\u2019ll deal with this problem on my own.\u00a0 Tell me what needs to be done so that I may be closer to you, O BOB.\u201d<\/p>\n
BOB pulled his sunglasses down over his eyes. \u201cBuild me a big temple or something.\u201d<\/p>\n
BOB left him and Dil set to the project of building a great temple. Unfortunately, half way through the project, he died.\u00a0 Wanna hear how?\u00a0 Sure you do\u2026 You\u2019ve come this far.<\/p>\n
Simply enough,\u00a0 Dil didn\u2019t obey the word of BOB.\u00a0 He had one too many affairs and got his sorry ass in trouble. After avoiding one girl for three weeks, she finally caught up with him – blow-jobbing her way to Dil\u2019s bedroom, and then killing him in his sleep. Bang.\u00a0 It is rumored (and it is popular amoung the Hebos) that his last words were: \u201cThe bitch really got me that time…oww.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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