{"id":2523,"date":"2005-11-07T07:56:53","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T12:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=2523"},"modified":"2018-10-31T19:54:45","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T23:54:45","slug":"take-it-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=2523","title":{"rendered":"Take it, baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A friend of mine invited me to a happy hour hosted by the<br \/>\ngaggle of women who write, edit and design a major psychological journal.\u00a0 There have been many jokes and comments about<br \/>\nwhy the staff for this journal is 100% female, but I know the truth.\u00a0 I know that they&#8217;re a cult of bloodthirsty<br \/>\nwitches like in <em>Suspiria<\/em>.\u00a0 So when the invite came down, my first<br \/>\nreaction was somewhat negative.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But my friend scored a date with one of these witches (one<br \/>\nof the finer ones, I might add), and he wanted another guy along so he wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\noutnumbered by whatever it is women talk about when they get together.\u00a0 Phases of the moon and long black cocks.<\/p>\n<p>Besides that, he also said it&#8217;d be good for me to socialize<br \/>\nwith women because I needed to get a girl, settle down, stop filling the criteria<br \/>\nof a serial killer &#8211; 30-something, white, anti-social, sitting in the girl&#8217;s<br \/>\nbathroom stall wearing a skin mask and wielding a knife.\u00a0 That&#8217;s fine, and I thanked him for such<br \/>\nthoughts, as long as I could fuck the girl he was dating, but then it came.\u00a0 The old saw &#8211; &#8220;just be yourself Nacho.&#8221;\u00a0 Okay, but that&#8217;s followed by, don&#8217;t act<br \/>\ncrazy, don&#8217;t say crazy things, just be your usual nice self.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, friendship demanded that I smile and cross my<br \/>\nhands and join in with all of the prayers.<br \/>\nI do it, too.\u00a0 That&#8217;s what kills<br \/>\nme.\u00a0 I do it almost subconsciously.\u00a0 A desperate, automatic response, fighting<br \/>\nagainst every thought that comes to mind, every comment I want to make, every<br \/>\nradical reply to the stupid, petty, mewling comments made by the half-witted,<br \/>\nuninformed, culturally stunted people around me.<\/p>\n<p>Which gets me back to long, black cock.<\/p>\n<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been downloading lots of porn.\u00a0 In excess of a gig a day.\u00a0 I&#8217;m doing this to supply my now constant<br \/>\nmasturbation exercises.\u00a0 Having become intimately<br \/>\nacquainted with the girls currently circulating in the industry I do, of<br \/>\ncourse, have favorites.\u00a0 So I seek them<br \/>\nout and download their scenes into folders lovingly titled with their<br \/>\nnames.\u00a0 After my nightly meditation<br \/>\nsession, where I have four vodka tonics and seriously wonder if I have a<br \/>\nmalignant tumor, I then select which of my girlfriends will get an anal<br \/>\ncreampie that night.<\/p>\n<p>Every once in a while, though, one of my girls has a scene<br \/>\nwith a black man, and that creates a personal crisis.\u00a0 I&#8217;m seriously put off.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t like to see my darling porn girls get<br \/>\nfucked by black men. There&#8217;s an almost primal reaction.\u00a0 A wave of disapproval and the brief thought &#8211;<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re stealing our women.\u00a0 They&#8217;re<br \/>\nrunning away with our daughters!\u00a0 On the<br \/>\nflipside, it&#8217;s okay for us to fuck black women because we, then, can even the<br \/>\nscore.\u00a0 But my grandfather says that they<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t value their daughters as much as we value ours.\u00a0 Of course, he thinks women should still dress<br \/>\nup like we&#8217;re in Victorian England (&#8220;Except without underwear &#8211; heh, heh,<br \/>\nheh&#8230;&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>This concerns me because I&#8217;ve prided myself on the fact<br \/>\nthat I&#8217;ve evolved and moved beyond the racist trappings of my family.\u00a0 I have come to accept the lesser, mongrel<br \/>\nraces, unlike my grandparents.\u00a0 After<br \/>\nall, we must live together, even if one of us was meant to serve the<br \/>\nother.\u00a0 Okay, okay!\u00a0 Just kidding.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m channeling my mother.<br \/>\nSeriously, and ironically, having been raised in a twisted, evil, broken<br \/>\nand dysfunctional household has helped me escape the burned-into-your-brain<br \/>\nracism that plagues so many families.<\/p>\n<p>And I do thank my twisted, hateful upbringing.\u00a0 The racism of my grandparents was tempered because<br \/>\nmy mom believed that my grandfather was the devil and hid from him.\u00a0 Now it doesn&#8217;t bother me because they&#8217;re old<br \/>\nand I don&#8217;t take anything they say or do seriously.\u00a0 My mom, who was racist in her final days, was<br \/>\nnever around, so I was raised by the TV, which loves all races.\u00a0 Especially after the <em>Cosby Show<\/em> started making money.<br \/>\nAnd there was the black girl on <em>Facts<br \/>\nof Life<\/em> who turned me on something terrible.\u00a0 Everybody loved her, right?\u00a0 Deep crush.<br \/>\nReally, there&#8217;s nothing like being a latchkey kid, sitting in a house<br \/>\nall alone, eating Celeste pizzas, talking to myself, and rubbing myself<br \/>\nwhenever that <em>Facts of Life<\/em> black<br \/>\ngirl took up her second fiddle and suffered through the jokes of the main<br \/>\nstars.\u00a0 She was also Arnold&#8217;s girlfriend in <em>Diff&#8217;rent Strokes<\/em>, right?<\/p>\n<p>I advocate having latchkey kids so they don&#8217;t grow up as<br \/>\nfucked up as you are, you foul cunts.<br \/>\nOh, no, don&#8217;t shake your heads.\u00a0 I<br \/>\nknow your secrets.\u00a0 I know everything<br \/>\nabout you.\u00a0 The OG latchkey kids are all<br \/>\nin their 30&#8217;s now.\u00a0 We&#8217;re going to rule<br \/>\nyou one day soon and if you can&#8217;t hum both versions of the <em>Magnum PI<\/em> theme song, you&#8217;ll be first against the wall.\u00a0 Quick!<br \/>\nName the first generation Transformers.<br \/>\nQUICK!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after believing that I am not racist, why does a<br \/>\nblack man pounding away at one of my favored porn girls upset me so much?\u00a0 In an attempt to provide some justification,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s an interesting fact that many porn stars usually avoid interracial scenes<br \/>\nbecause it cuts down on the real money they earn on the dancing circuit.\u00a0 They&#8217;ll lose their southern fans if they have<br \/>\ntoo many interracial scenes under their belts.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why lots of the 90&#8217;s girls rarely took on black men.\u00a0 But, today, it&#8217;s becoming more common&#8230;which<br \/>\nmight be a good thing.\u00a0 The blacks have<br \/>\nbroken through in porn after a 30 year struggle to do so.\u00a0 They&#8217;re still a minority, and there are still<br \/>\nserious acceptance problems, but the whole worry about making money on the<br \/>\ndance circuit through the racist south has faded for the current generation of<br \/>\ngirls.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m a holdover.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been conditioned to see white on white porn, or white on black<br \/>\npussy!\u00a0 Mmm&#8230; But the deeper concern that<br \/>\nI have some ball of racism hiding within my soul haunts me.<\/p>\n<p>In response, I&#8217;ve been asking some serious questions.\u00a0 Would I double team a girl with a black<br \/>\nman?\u00a0 Would I fuck her in the ass while<br \/>\nhe drilled her out and risk crossing the Great Boundary &#8211; touching a male<br \/>\nsexual organ while making a woman &#8220;airtight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Some of my nightly meditation sessions are not followed by<br \/>\nporn.\u00a0 They focus on women I&#8217;ve met<br \/>\nduring the day.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve found it easier if<br \/>\nI use them to create such scenarios as above and I have successfully brought<br \/>\nmyself to climax.\u00a0 Therefore the answer &#8211;<br \/>\nand this is in theory &#8211; is that I would not have a problem.\u00a0 The solution is simple, then.\u00a0 I must download some good old ebony porn and<br \/>\nrecondition myself.<\/p>\n<p>I began with some of Aurora Snow&#8217;s work.\u00a0 Aurora Snow is a 5 and a half foot, 115 pound<br \/>\ngonzo lunatic.\u00a0 Her real name hints<br \/>\ntowards good upbringing &#8211; Rebecca Claire Kensington &#8211; but one look at her<br \/>\nanimal-like eyes confirms that she&#8217;s sold her soul to crack, pornography and<br \/>\nanal fisting.\u00a0 Starring in well over 300<br \/>\nfilms since 2001, she&#8217;s one of those girls you know will be a ruined shell when<br \/>\nyou meet her at the Wal-Mart checkout counter in 2018.\u00a0 But you can reassure yourself that she has an<br \/>\nasshole the size of Spain.<\/p>\n<p>Aurora<br \/>\nhas done some wonderful scenes with black actors, and I settled in for a few<br \/>\nnights of watching that crazy little bitch take on giant, black cock.\u00a0 I selected Aurora because her work is less arousing than<br \/>\nit is mesmerizing.\u00a0 Most of her early<br \/>\nworks makes you wonder if they had to take her to the hospital when the scene<br \/>\nwas done. I&#8217;m able to watch hours of Aurora<br \/>\nwithout the traditional happy ending after 15 or 20 minutes, where I lie on my<br \/>\nback in bed and watch the floaters in my eyes move back and forth (which is one<br \/>\nof my favorite pastimes these days).<\/p>\n<p>I believe I have made some progress towards overcoming my<br \/>\nporn racism.\u00a0 As with all things, I will need<br \/>\nto continue my efforts to let go of these racist thoughts.\u00a0 In the end, I shall overcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[352],"tags":[403,353,20],"class_list":["post-2523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gsarchive","tag-cult-culture","tag-gs-archive-2004-2008","tag-porn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2699,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2523\/revisions\/2699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}