<\/p>\n
In an attempt to defeat the passive writer’s block that
\nseems to have gripped me, and everyone else who contributes to GS, I’ve decided
\nto put together a selection of meaningless rants that will cheapen the front
\npage.\u00a0 I mean, cheapen it more than it
\nalready is.\u00a0 I don’t know…was it ever not
\ncheap?<\/p>\n
This technique has been decided on as a healthier and more
\nproductive alternative to picking up 14 year old crack whores who let you wallop
\nthem up the ass for $15 a shot.\u00a0 Though
\nthe crack whore method is a proven step towards curing writer’s block, and
\nheadaches, it is a bit more costly than just writing about anal sex with crack
\nwhores on my retarded webpage, which is free, innocent and fun.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Not that $15 is costly to me these days, mind you, but let’s
\njust say that I have lots of wallop.\u00a0 Or,
\nperhaps, that I enjoy walloping.<\/p>\n
Besides, it’s not just the money.\u00a0 There’s wear and tear on my car and, unlike
\nin Albuquerque, picking up crack whores in DC is tough business as they’re all
\narmed with MAC-10’s and are feverishly republican.<\/p>\n
Or are those my co-workers?
\nCrack whores, co-workers, the difference really is fifteen extra
\ndollars.<\/p>\n
Incidentally, I find it amusing that there’s a huge hooker
\nelement at Catholic University of America.
\nGirls traveling in pairs, driving around, pulling up next to johns at
\ntraffic lights and asking them if they want to party.\u00a0 While CUA girls are considerably more
\nexpensive than crack whores, they are operating freelance.\u00a0 It shows both verve and ingenuity.\u00a0 Mom and dad are paying for the education; the
\ngirls are just making some extra on the side.
\nAnd they’re Catholic, which means they’ve been shoving chair legs up
\ntheir asses and fucking football teams since they were nine years old.<\/p>\n
I like Catholic girls.<\/p>\n
Anyway, turning to quick-rants as a release, because then I
\nwon’t have to worry about social diseases or finding my car keys or wondering
\nif I really should check the engine whenever the check engine light comes on.\u00a0 This way, I can sit here and write however
\nmany words while waiting for the next delivery from Netflix which, arguably, is
\nthe cause for my writer’s block.\u00a0 That
\nand obsessing about whatever’s growing on my toe.<\/p>\n
And masturbation.\u00a0 I
\nshould add that chronic masturbation has really cut into my writing time.\u00a0 This could probably be branched into the sex discussion…\u00a0 You know, I should just get it over with and
\npay one of my co-workers the $15 for a solid deep dicking.\u00a0 Or fisting.
\nOr walloping, which encompasses the whole spectrum from cock to chair
\nleg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[352],"tags":[353,127],"class_list":["post-2514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gsarchive","tag-gs-archive-2004-2008","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2730,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions\/2730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}