{"id":2473,"date":"2005-01-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2018-10-31T21:08:35","modified_gmt":"2018-11-01T01:08:35","slug":"the-killer-kats-of-akron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=2473","title":{"rendered":"The Killer Kats of Akron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I squatted down next to an old Nissan Sentra, the scent of salt-covered<br \/>\npavement and black rubber filling my nostrils.\u00a0 From my vantage<br \/>\npoint I could see two wool-capped heads bobbing\u00a0 in parallel<br \/>\nroutes some fifteen yards apart between other rows of cars in the<br \/>\nparking lot.\u00a0 At the edge of a row,\u00a0 both Pyle and Williams<br \/>\npaused, squinted in the near-dusk light, and ascertained their<br \/>\nprey.\u00a0 Pyle whistled once, high and sharp, and a second later he<br \/>\nblitzed from his position in a bent-forward scurry, ululating like an<br \/>\nAfghani warlord.\u00a0 His prey hunched low for a split second, then<br \/>\nshot off in the opposite direction of Pyle&#8217;s flailing arms and<br \/>\nfluttering tongue&#8211;right towards Williams.\u00a0\u00a0 Williams dove<br \/>\nout from behind a minivan arms first, his oversized canvas jacket<br \/>\nclenched in his hands and opening like a net.\u00a0 The creature tried<br \/>\nto dodge, but he jerked in a sleeve and tripped it up then quickly<br \/>\nsmothered the hissing beast.\u00a0 Pyle arrived a split-second behind<br \/>\nin mid-air, still shrieking like an asylum escapee, both feet jutting<br \/>\nout before him.\u00a0 He landed squarely on top of the writhing mass<br \/>\nwith practiced precision and then threw up his arms and puffed out his<br \/>\nchest, Olympic gymnast style.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stuck the landing!&#8221; he said, then crowed wildly.\u00a0 He lifted one foot then the other.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is it dead?&#8221; I asked, moving out from my hiding spot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Williams unwrapped his jacket and pulled it away.\u00a0 Revealed there<br \/>\non the cracked blacktop was a large cat with a broken spine.\u00a0 It<br \/>\nwas black and tan and one bright orange eye rolled up to look at us<br \/>\nwith intense spite.\u00a0 It had no tail, and its front two paws<br \/>\ntwitched like a newborn&#8217;s fist, claws extended toward us.\u00a0 Even<br \/>\nwith the life slowly evaporating out of its mangy body it wanted to<br \/>\nkill us, or at least snatch something from our pockets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The fucker, the son of a bitch.\u00a0 The bastard.\u00a0 The<br \/>\npink-tongued little shit.&#8221;\u00a0 Pyle was pacing, staring down into the<br \/>\ncat&#8217;s one eye.\u00a0 &#8220;Dying now, arentcha?\u00a0 How&#8217;s that feel?<br \/>\nHow&#8217;s that feel to lo-oose?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s the biggest one yet,&#8221; Williams said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s big enough.\u00a0 C&#8217;mon, get this over with and we&#8217;ll skin &#8216;im.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Williams knelt beside the cat, and it&#8217;s one eye spun inside its<br \/>\nhateful, mud-caked face, watching his hands reach towards it.\u00a0 One<br \/>\nhand on the head, another about the shoulders.\u00a0 One good wrench<br \/>\nand Williams killed another killer.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>You shouldn&#8217;t worry about these felines.\u00a0 Well, you should, but not in a sympathetic or pitying way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pull that lamp closer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>These aren&#8217;t your pedestrian, everyday strays.\u00a0 These are a lot<br \/>\nbigger for one thing.\u00a0 About one and a half feet tall.\u00a0 Three<br \/>\nfeet from nose to tail, maybe.\u00a0 Whiskers like wire.\u00a0 Rotten<br \/>\ngreen copper wire.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pass the hacksaw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They invariably have one eye and no tail.\u00a0 The ears are almost<br \/>\nalways rotated and laid back.\u00a0 Their fur is multi-colored or<br \/>\ntwilight.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hold that there.\u00a0 Good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They have no sweet meow, only a hiss.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ready?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There is more than one way to skin a cat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ready.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pyle&#8217;s and Williams&#8217; method is actually quite surgical.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pyle starts to saw the head off, slicing between two upper<br \/>\nvertebrae.\u00a0 As the wound starts to open, Williams stuffs it with<br \/>\ngauze and tries to keep the mess to a minimum.\u00a0 After the last<br \/>\nvisceral strand has been severed, Pyle rolls the head across the table,<br \/>\nguiding it with the saw.\u00a0 He lays the saw down and picks up a tool<br \/>\nthat is like an extended, narrow shoehorn, a tool he made<br \/>\nhimself.\u00a0 He grasps the cat&#8217;s head with one latex-wrapped hand and<br \/>\nwith a quick, expert motion, uses the tool to pop out the cat&#8217;s<br \/>\nsolitary eye.\u00a0 The bright red-amber of its iris still catches the<br \/>\nlight and gleams.\u00a0 He holds up the prize.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thiefy.\u00a0 Very thiefy, this one.\u00a0 I&#8217;d bet a hundred on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Williams strings up the body over a bucket surrounded by taped-down copies of the Akron <em>Beacon-Journal<\/em>.<br \/>\nAs far as supernatural creatures go, these cats are pretty<br \/>\nconcrete.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t ooze green blood; there isn&#8217;t a reservoir of<br \/>\nunholy light confined inside their bodies&#8217; dark cavities&#8211;normal blood,<br \/>\nbut it smells like newly melted rubber.\u00a0 I watched for a second as<br \/>\nthe body started to drain, a steady flow of blood funneled through the<br \/>\nneck hole and spit-spatting into the old, stained bucket.<\/p>\n<p>I turned to watch Pyle as he dipped the eyeball carefully into a<br \/>\npreservative&#8211;also one of his own concoctions&#8211;that would harden the<br \/>\neye.\u00a0 Before setting it down to dry, he skillfully skewered it<br \/>\nwith a kabob stick.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For easy threading later,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve got a while to wait,&#8221; said Williams.\u00a0 &#8220;Let&#8217;s grab a beer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>We left Pyle&#8217;s and Williams house and its weird basement <em>cum<\/em><br \/>\nlaboratory and walked down Market Street towards the Lime Spider.<br \/>\nIt was late afternoon, and the streets were mostly empty except for the<br \/>\noccasional passerby who kept their eyes on the chipping concrete<br \/>\nsidewalk.\u00a0 The sky was Akron gray, as usual, and the cold was<br \/>\nsneaking down my neck.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d come here for a long weekend, thinking to mainly spend my time with<br \/>\nfriends and maybe get up to the art museum in Cleveland, but Ernesto<br \/>\nhad told me about these two hunters he&#8217;d met awhile ago and I decided<br \/>\nto arrange a visit.\u00a0 Luckily for me, they were on the prowl this<br \/>\nweekend and invited me and my tape recorder along.<\/p>\n<p>We sat down at a table against the wall, each with a Pabst and a<br \/>\ncigarette.\u00a0 Pyle is thin but compactly muscular; his friend is<br \/>\nscrawny with wild eyes and a sawtooth smile.\u00a0 Williams grew up<br \/>\nwith several siblings, paid his way through high school with factory<br \/>\njobs, inhaling glass dust and carbon monoxide.\u00a0 Once he got to<br \/>\ncollege he never had enough money to pay for an orthodontist to remove<br \/>\nhis braces&#8211;so he did it himself one night with a pair of pliers and a<br \/>\nbottle of Johnny Walker for a novocain substitute.\u00a0 Despite their<br \/>\nsurroundings and backgrounds, they still smile constantly and their<br \/>\nbodies emanate a foreign kind of heat.<\/p>\n<p>Pyle is a graphic artist and Williams an experimental<br \/>\nmathematician.\u00a0 These are the kind of people you rarely find in<br \/>\nAkron anymore: motivated dreamers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;d seen the cats before,&#8221; Pyle explained, &#8220;but we&#8217;d always given<br \/>\nthem a wide berth, y&#8217;know?\u00a0 I always thought they were the<br \/>\noccasional freak of nature, but then when I started to notice them more<br \/>\nand more often, I got the shivers.\u00a0 I had dreams about them,<br \/>\nnightmares.\u00a0 Even then something inside me knew what they were<br \/>\nbefore I even investigated.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>While Pyle and Williams talk, they both finger and fidget with the<br \/>\nnecklaces around their necks: a simple hemp cord threaded through a<br \/>\ncatseye pendant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;These are what we&#8217;re after,&#8221; Pyle said.\u00a0 This is what they use against us and what we use against them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s kind of simple in a weird way,&#8221; said Williams.\u00a0 &#8220;These<br \/>\ncats.\u00a0 They can look into your soul, or, if you don&#8217;t believe in<br \/>\nthe soul, at least your mind.\u00a0 These are creatures who can steal<br \/>\nyour thoughts.&#8221; He said it so matter-of-factly that I don&#8217;t even<br \/>\nbalk.\u00a0 He took another drag of his Basic Light then<br \/>\ncontinued.\u00a0 &#8220;Not just your thoughts.\u00a0 Your dreams.\u00a0 Your<br \/>\naspirations.\u00a0 For some reason, these creatures evolved, maybe even<br \/>\nspawned up out of the overflowing dumpsters&#8211;pure mindkillers.<br \/>\nThey feed on rats and rotten milk, but they <em>subsist<\/em> on human<br \/>\ndreams.\u00a0 It&#8217;s their drug.\u00a0 They go crazy for it and they&#8217;ll<br \/>\nhunt you down.\u00a0 And here in Akron&#8230;they&#8217;re thriving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Akron, Rubber City.\u00a0 A Depression-era boomtown that, since the<br \/>\neighties, has become a Boom-era depression.\u00a0 The Goodyear chimneys<br \/>\nstill cough up their black smoke, but the people here, like the smoke,<br \/>\ndrift and evaporate, waft through their lives and smell up the<br \/>\nair.\u00a0 They are a hungry people with no aspirations beyond bread<br \/>\nand water.\u00a0 They are a tired people with no sense to lie<br \/>\ndown.\u00a0 The ones that have work are so grateful to have pay that<br \/>\nthey don&#8217;t mind the labor that grinds them down, and the unemployed<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t move beyond their front porches, much less out of town.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the same story in a hundred other US cities, but no one has ever<br \/>\nwanted to ask why.\u00a0 No one has wanted to investigate the<br \/>\ncircumstances.\u00a0 To the inhabitants inside these cities&#8217; walls,<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s just the way things are.\u00a0 Buffalo.\u00a0 Youngstown.<br \/>\nKernersville.\u00a0 Wheeling.\u00a0 Dark&#8230;dark in the daytime.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They look into your eyes,&#8221; says Pyle.\u00a0 &#8220;And they hiss.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all there is to it.\u00a0 They don&#8217;t have to bite ya or claw ya,<br \/>\nthey just have to sit in the alley in the dark, and when some fool<br \/>\nwalks by&#8211;maybe some student on their way to class or maybe some guy<br \/>\nhitting the bricks looking for a new job or maybe even some<br \/>\nstay-at-home momma carrying groceries back to her kids&#8211;all the cat has<br \/>\nto do is wait for them to look down that alley either out of boredom or<br \/>\nfear and he catches their eye with his bright red stare.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They don&#8217;t even feel it,&#8221; Williams says.\u00a0 &#8220;It&#8217;s shocking to me<br \/>\nhow easy it is for these creatures to do it.\u00a0 How you&#8217;d think<br \/>\nsomething like this would cause you to have a seizure or go dizzy or at<br \/>\nthe very least give you a vague sense of dread, but there&#8217;s no emotion,<br \/>\nno primal nervous response when it happens.\u00a0 I know.\u00a0 It<br \/>\nhappened to me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pyle leaned forward.\u00a0 &#8220;So then it starts.\u00a0 You go home and<br \/>\nthen you find yourself doing things you don&#8217;t really think about<br \/>\ndoing.\u00a0 Little scraps of paper that you jotted ideas on, doodles,<br \/>\nsketches, three word notes, whatever&#8230;you throw them away.\u00a0 If<br \/>\nyou find one in your pocket or on the fridge under a magnet, you just<br \/>\ntake it and throw it in the trash.\u00a0 You lose interest in books or<br \/>\nphotographs.\u00a0 If you do get up the strength to open a book, the<br \/>\nwords are jumbled, you can&#8217;t concentrate.\u00a0 So you&#8217;re cut off right<br \/>\nthere.\u00a0 A lot of people, they&#8217;re inspired, you know?<br \/>\nInspired by other people&#8217;s words or pictures to do something<br \/>\ntheirselves.\u00a0 The cat&#8217;s eye burns out yours.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Williams cuts in, talking excitedly.\u00a0 &#8220;Cat&#8217;s got your<br \/>\ntongue.\u00a0 You heard that, right?\u00a0 Everyone knows that.<br \/>\nBut where&#8217;d it come from?\u00a0 This is it.\u00a0 There is no longer<br \/>\nany urge to communicate, much less explore, to expand the borders of<br \/>\nyour knowledge.\u00a0 So the victims stop talking to other people, they<br \/>\nstop singing in the shower and even become sheepish when faced with<br \/>\nauthority whether its the cops or even a boss.\u00a0 They question<br \/>\nnothing.\u00a0 They accept everything that happens to them.\u00a0 And<br \/>\nwhen you get enough people like that, the entire civilization starts to<br \/>\nsuffer.\u00a0 You get cities like Akron, mired down in unthinking,<br \/>\nunflinching ennui.\u00a0 Dreamless apathy.\u00a0 A cold, hard bitch of<br \/>\na town where even the hunters like ourselves find it hard to get up in<br \/>\nthe morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So what can you do?<\/p>\n<p>Pyle smiles wide.\u00a0 &#8220;Talisman.\u00a0 This little red-eye trinket<br \/>\nwill protect you.\u00a0 The cats don&#8217;t associate with each other.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re all loners, strays&#8230;God knows how or what they fuck, but its<br \/>\nnot each other.\u00a0 They can&#8217;t stand to see another thiefy eye<br \/>\nlooking back at them, so we take these and hand them out.<br \/>\nObviously there&#8217;s not enough for the entire city, so you gotta come to<br \/>\nus for one.\u00a0 It sounds a little harsh, but we have to be<br \/>\nselective.\u00a0 We get the word out.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re skeptical, don&#8217;t<br \/>\nbother then.\u00a0 But those who do want to protect their artistic<br \/>\nsanity or even just their unrealized dreams&#8230;they make the<br \/>\neffort.\u00a0 They&#8217;ll come get one.\u00a0 Until the day we wipe all the<br \/>\nfuckers out&#8230;we just gotta play it close to the vest.\u00a0 Give &#8217;em<br \/>\nto the people who can do the most good.\u00a0 Aside from that, though,<br \/>\nwe can still help the others who&#8217;ve already been robbed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Back in the basement, Williams and Pyle busily made preparations.<br \/>\nThe cat&#8217;s body was now drained of blood and slightly shrunken.<br \/>\nPyle cleared off the second-hand stainless steel table that dominated<br \/>\nthe center of the room, and Williams took the carcass down and laid it<br \/>\non the table.\u00a0 The two of them scrubbed down the cat&#8217;s corpse and<br \/>\nshaved it quickly but thoroughly, the long, coarse hair coming off in<br \/>\nmangy clumps, revealing gray-pink flesh beneath.<\/p>\n<p>Williams spread-eagled the cat and anchored down its four legs with<br \/>\nstraps.\u00a0 Pyle used a thick scalpel to slice across the belly of<br \/>\nthe creature.\u00a0 After making his incisions, he slowly peeled the<br \/>\nskin away from the muscle tissue, working with tweezers and a wooden<br \/>\ntongue depressor.\u00a0 The whole process took about fifteen minutes,<br \/>\nand what he finally pulled away was a large flag of skin which he held<br \/>\nup for me to see.<\/p>\n<p>Covering the inside layer of the skin was a crazy layout of jumbled<br \/>\ntattoos, a mosaic of words, sketches, and symbols all wrought in a dark<br \/>\nblue-green like ink. At the edges, where the cat&#8217;s belly was, the words<br \/>\nand symbols overlapped each other so many times that it was hard to<br \/>\nmake out anything, but the mass gradually separated into identifiable<br \/>\nlanguage as it reached towards the skin that clung to the cat&#8217;s spine.<\/p>\n<p>What could be read there were half-formed lines of poetry, thumbnail<br \/>\nsketches of nude figures, and small squares of schematic designs.<br \/>\nThere were mathematic equations partially solved, punch lines to jokes,<br \/>\nand sporadic lines from mental diaries.\u00a0 One line struck me in<br \/>\nparticular as I turned my head this way and that to examine the entire<br \/>\nlabyrinth of printed thoughts:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Once upon a time&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t say anything.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like I said,&#8221; smiled Pyle.\u00a0 &#8220;Thiefy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>We went up the stairs through the house and then climbed out of Pyle&#8217;s<br \/>\nbedroom window onto the roof.\u00a0 Up there he had several old skins<br \/>\nstretched out and tacked down with tenpenny nails.\u00a0 They were all<br \/>\nin various states of decay, some more gray than pink, and the oldest<br \/>\nones were the ones with the least amount of writing on them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t know what happens,&#8221; Williams said. &#8220;If you watch them,<br \/>\nnothing disappears.\u00a0 It&#8217;s always overnight and only if no one&#8217;s<br \/>\naround.\u00a0 The tats fade and evaporate, back into the atmosphere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Back into Akron&#8217;s aura.\u00a0 If there is such a thing,&#8221; says<br \/>\nPyle.\u00a0 &#8220;I think so.\u00a0 More and more often I am overhearing<br \/>\npeople.\u00a0 They say, &#8216;Oh, I just thought of something,&#8217; or &#8216;I just<br \/>\nremembered&#8230;&#8217;\u00a0 It&#8217;s great.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Before I left, Pyle handed me a necklace.\u00a0 It was the eye of the<br \/>\ncat we just caught that morning.\u00a0 &#8220;Take it,&#8221; he said with a<br \/>\nwink.\u00a0 &#8220;And if you ever see one of these fuckers in your city,<br \/>\ncall us up.\u00a0 We&#8217;re training new hunters all the time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I put on the necklace and felt the eye resting right below my Adam&#8217;s<br \/>\napple.\u00a0 Strange protection, but necessary in a city like<br \/>\nthis.\u00a0 I called up Ernesto, and the two of us went back to playing<br \/>\nmusic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,352],"tags":[68,353],"class_list":["post-2473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cass","category-gsarchive","tag-cassander","tag-gs-archive-2004-2008"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2473"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2839,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions\/2839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}