{"id":2449,"date":"2003-03-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-21T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2018-10-31T21:33:18","modified_gmt":"2018-11-01T01:33:18","slug":"avenue-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=2449","title":{"rendered":"Avenue Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Natasha&#8217;s apartment was an odd experiment in avant-garde decoration.<br \/>\nThe artwork and furnishing of the faux-wealthy class jostled with group<br \/>\nhouse dynamics &#8212; stolen wooden spools for tables, thrift-store chic<br \/>\ncurtains and an odd assortment of sexual aides dating from between 1750<br \/>\nand 1920. That was pure Natasha, right there. Monster dildos and<br \/>\nfrightening torture devices displayed behind spotless glass cases,<br \/>\nlined up so they welcomed anyone standing at the door.<\/p>\n<p>I was entertaining myself with a copy of <em>Better Homes<\/em><br \/>\nfrom 1953 while Natasha, wearing only panties and house slippers,<br \/>\nhunched over the coffee table, her wildly painted eyes staring at a<br \/>\nbottle of Nantucket Nectars (Orange Tangerine). She&#8217;d been at it for<br \/>\nawhile, but I had long since learned that a silent Natasha was best<br \/>\nleft undisturbed. All it took, sometimes, was the flick of a wrist, a<br \/>\nloud sigh, a cough, the tearing of a yellowed, ancient page of a<br \/>\ncollectible woman&#8217;s magazine. Natasha would jerk to life and, if you<br \/>\nwere unfortunate, attack with an animal instinct that hasn&#8217;t been<br \/>\nrecorded in humans since before we were painting deer on the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, she would launch into action on her own after a certain<br \/>\nperiod of time. Whenever she did so, there was no shaking the<br \/>\ndespairing sense that clean living was about to end.<\/p>\n<p>Ten silent minutes passed before she made a high pitched, strangely<br \/>\nalien sound in the back of her throat and grabbed the bottle of juice.<br \/>\nShe paced back and forth for a bit, her perfectly cut figure erotic and<br \/>\npowerful as always. I let my eyes travel up her long, sculpted legs to<br \/>\nher perfect thighs. There, I lingered for a bit. Her purple panties<br \/>\noutlining sharp curves, powerful hills, toned flesh. Her stomach was<br \/>\nmuscular, a pierced belly button that dated back to a younger, less<br \/>\nartistically-secure Natasha. Her breasts an exquisite handful, nipples<br \/>\n&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I saw the movement in a deeper level than ordinary consciousness and<br \/>\nthrew myself off of the chair and to the floor with finely tuned<br \/>\nprecision. The juice bottle exploded against the ceiling where my head<br \/>\nwould have been, glass and Orange Tangerine covering me in what felt<br \/>\nlike a tidal wave.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Glass,&#8221; Natasha said wondrously when I opened my eyes and looked up at<br \/>\nher. She was staring at the wall. &#8220;Nothing is in glass bottles anymore.<br \/>\nPlastic and metal. Poisoning us, Nacho. That&#8217;s what it is. But glass&#8230;it<br \/>\ntastes better&#8230;and it empowers you. With a glass bottle, if I ever freak<br \/>\nout, all I need do is throw it at someone. An instant cure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d sure hurt someone if you did that,&#8221; I said weakly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One would presume that I would be freaking out because of the person in question.&#8221; She replied.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t reply, busily checking myself for gaping wounds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t one!&#8221; Natasha shouted.<\/p>\n<p>I jumped slightly, &#8220;Yes, I suppose one would.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She nodded, &#8220;One would, wouldn&#8217;t one.&#8221; She cocked her head slightly to<br \/>\nthe left, as if trying to hear something, then she rushed to her room<br \/>\nand returned with a thin, see-through T-shirt. She grabbed my arm,<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;re going out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A fancy restaurant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dressed like that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She stared at me, huge blue-grey eyes surrounded by the dark makeup,<br \/>\n&#8220;Shoes, shirt, service.&#8221; She whispered, pointing at her house slippers<br \/>\nand the t-shirt which, somehow, showed more of her body than when she<br \/>\nwas naked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And&#8230;pants?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a girl!&#8221; she screamed, letting go of my arm and walking through<br \/>\nthe front door, &#8220;I don&#8217;t wear pants!&#8221; She wiggled her ass in my<br \/>\ndirection, snapped the panties, then ran down the hallway in screaming<br \/>\nlaughter.<\/p>\n<p>It was an unusually warm night, so we left the car sidled up against<br \/>\nthe dumpster behind the apartments and cut through the park to the<br \/>\nbustling restaurant district. A man in darkness lurched towards us, his<br \/>\nhand out, but something in the look Natasha threw at him sent him<br \/>\nwalking stiffly backwards into his shadows. She took my hand and led me<br \/>\nalong like I was an uncooperative dog, her head bent forward and her<br \/>\nface wrapped into a fierce, determined glare. Her shoulder length<br \/>\nblue-black hair jumped and twirled behind her as she pounded the<br \/>\npavement with her delicate little feet.<\/p>\n<p>The restaurant plan was thrown out in favor of a bar. Natasha had a<br \/>\nknack for locating the closed section of the bar before the hostess got<br \/>\naround to us and made it a point to insist violently that she be seated<br \/>\nat a booth in that section. Battling wits with a DC native hostess was<br \/>\nalways a scene that drew many admirers. Natasha won slightly more than<br \/>\nhalf of the fights, and I believe it mostly depended on the geographic<br \/>\norigin of the hostess. A girl from the country would eventually falter<br \/>\nunder the carefully orchestrated, tactical assault. City girls<br \/>\npossessed a keener sense of tactics and, on occasion, would anticipate<br \/>\nflanking maneuvers and other cruel tricks that women, namely Natasha,<br \/>\nwere capable of developing in the heat of battle. Yankees were short on<br \/>\ndefense and full of gleeful violence, which could usually stop<br \/>\nNatasha&#8217;s assaults. The more laid-back Southerners didn&#8217;t stand a<br \/>\nchance.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s hostess was a 22 year old girl from Iowa named Amy. Natasha<br \/>\nis careful to glean this information quickly as she keeps a detailed<br \/>\njournal titled &#8220;Argumentative Response.&#8221; I could see tonight&#8217;s entry:<\/p>\n<p><em>Amy, 22, blonde, C cup, Iowa. She&#8217;s going to be fat around the<br \/>\nthighs and neck in a few years. Failed argument during second round.<br \/>\n72.3 seconds away from sobbing and\/or revealing a deep-seated fear of<br \/>\nher mother.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Natasha also noted various other observations &#8212; the meaning of any<br \/>\njewelry present on her victim, the way the clothes were worn, the way<br \/>\nthe hair looks, and various estimates on how many times the girl has<br \/>\nbeen sexually abused or had unwilling anal sex with a forceful<br \/>\nboyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>I once challenged her, back before I knew better, and told her that<br \/>\nthere was no way she could discern such things based on appearance and<br \/>\nargumentative method. Natasha, fuming, grabbed the hostess on our way<br \/>\nout the door and, in a low voice, gave her what can best be described<br \/>\nas the Hannibal Lector treatment. Needless to say, Natasha&#8217;s<br \/>\nobservations as to the girl&#8217;s suffering were spot on.<\/p>\n<p>I had been shaken by the revelation, but took it as a lesson never<br \/>\nagain to question her. To be fair, Natasha was quite cordial to the<br \/>\npoor girl afterwards. With the exception of telling her that she<br \/>\n&#8220;needed to grow some balls and take charge of her life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As Amy seated us in a deserted section, a level above the main floor,<br \/>\nNatasha leaned forward and grabbed my hand. &#8220;We can fuck like rabbits<br \/>\nup here and still see everyone down there drinking away. Maybe you can<br \/>\neven spray cum over the banister.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amy paused, shaking, her eyes closed. She looked about ready to leap over the banister and plummet 20 feet to the floor below.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Amy, darling,&#8221; Natasha hissed, &#8220;If my man is to cum at the volume I<br \/>\nexpect, he&#8217;s going to need a gin and tonic. Hold the tonic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I turned, red faced, and whispered, &#8220;No, a little tonic,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No fucking tonic you fucking candy assed cum producer!&#8221; Natasha<br \/>\nscreamed. Both Amy and I jumped and several of the bar patrons, far<br \/>\nbelow, glanced up.<\/p>\n<p>I watched a tear spill out of Amy&#8217;s closed eye and fall down her cheek.<\/p>\n<p>Natasha sighed, &#8220;I&#8217;ll have scotch. Talisker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amy nodded and began walking briskly towards the stairs. Natasha rose<br \/>\nand screamed after her, &#8220;And bring the goddamn bottle, will you! None<br \/>\nof these goddamn little shot glasses! This is a single malt, bitch!<br \/>\nOnly people with small cocks do those little shots!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t have a cock,&#8221; I muttered.<\/p>\n<p>She smiled wickedly and climbed over the table, her hand reaching down<br \/>\nbetween my legs as she stared deeply into my eyes, &#8220;I think you&#8217;re in<br \/>\nerror, Mr. Sasha&#8230;&#8221; she began stroking me, then she grabbed my crotch<br \/>\nwith her clawed fingers and hissed, &#8220;I could cut yours off any fucking<br \/>\ntime I want to. Sleep softly, Sasha.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She leapt off the table and leaned crazily against the banister,<br \/>\nstaring down at everyone on the first level, &#8220;Sleep softly, boys!&#8221; she<br \/>\nscreamed to a suddenly silent bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[352],"tags":[353,367],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gsarchive","tag-gs-archive-2004-2008","tag-natasha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2903,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions\/2903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}