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That’s right, hardcore porn from Israel. I guess they have porn in The Jews belong in the US because this is the only country that Still, though. The Jews make money and they stuff it in their walls, But I’m not here to make fun of the Jews. I’m here to talk about Jewish If you’re sitting at a dinner table full of my extended family and you The big question at the moment is — does Hebrew ruin a sex scene? It’s I will confess that I never imagined Jewish girls for porn fiends. I can’t blame him. If I were in his shoes and anywhere near my mother, Now, what I want to talk about is the time a Jewish woman turned me I tried to explain that I was nothing, really. My family hasn’t had an As for me, growing up in modern America, I don’t hate anyone except for the Soviets, so I’m open to sex with anyone and<\/em> So there we were, she and I, getting ready for the down and dirty. I Look, I need to make sure that you all don’t think I’m some sort of See, this girl wanted it. She and I had been manhandling each other for Then, as women are greedy and narrow-minded, she made me work at I did my duty and brought her to that little convulsion point that’s I figured, well, she’s having a Good Girl moment. Easy to defend against. But she said we had to stop because I wasn’t Jewish.<\/p>\n Not only did she wait till after I had given her a shout-out-loud Now, I don’t mind being used for sex. If some girl wants to use me and Well, time for cake!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,352],"tags":[403,353,20],"class_list":["post-2444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cult-culture","category-gsarchive","tag-cult-culture","tag-gs-archive-2004-2008","tag-porn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2444"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2912,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2444\/revisions\/2912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nevery country but, for some reason, I was thinking the Jews were…you
\nknow, different. It’s not that they have a certain civilized grace,
\nit’s just that they seem to be pure minded and serious. That’s probably
\nbecause they’re under siege. If the Jews listened to my plan and all
\nmoved to the US, they’d be much more relaxed and we’d learn all of
\ntheir dark secrets. Like Mossad – Deep Investigation<\/em>.<\/p>\n
\nwon’t go nuts and kill them, even if we talk about it. We never carry
\nthrough on all that talk…well, unless you’re black. Or a woman. Or
\nCatholic. Or Irish, Italian, Polish. Or a liberal.<\/p>\n
\nwhich means the average American lynch-mob will hesitate when it comes
\nto burning down their houses.<\/p>\n
\nporn. It’s my new fetish, but there’s a bit of an argument going on.
\nMany folks tell me that Jewish women give blowjobs like pros. Yet we
\nknow, as voiced by Kiefer Sutherland in Stand by Me<\/em>,
\nthat Jewish girls do not suck cock. This is backed up by certain
\nindividuals in my family who have reasoned that Jews won’t suck cock
\nbecause it reminds them of sausage.<\/p>\n
\njust said that, then you need to pause and wait expectantly for
\nlaughter. I can’t quite do that here, but I’m sure you have the image
\nin your mind.<\/p>\n
\nnot a sexy language, in my opinion. English and French are great for
\nporn. German is okay, because I have a vague grasp of the language.
\nEnough to know that the girl just asked for the guy to stick both his
\nfists into her ass, which is all the German anyone needs to know. Where
\nis the train station? When does the bar close? Will you fist my ass?<\/p>\n
\nGiven my tastes, I only hang out with fallen Catholics and pagan women
\nbecause they’re manic-depressive nymphomaniacs with severe social
\nanxiety disorders. For some reason, I find women like that to be
\ncomforting companions. My uncle says it’s because I have those same
\nemotional problems but, you see, we come from an aristocratic family. I
\ncould be a homicidal maniac, and it would be passed off as charming
\neccentricity. That’s what a few generations of real money (now
\nmysteriously absent) buys you. Actually, it’s not mysteriously absent.
\nSomeone stole it<\/em>! But, that’s okay, I’m sure my dad had a very good reason for destroying his family.<\/p>\n
\nI’d have freaked out, too. But, you see, normal people get an apartment
\nand continue on. They don’t hold the equivalent of a bank robbery and
\nvanish forever. Though, I’m sure, it was fun.<\/p>\n
\ndown because I didn’t share her religion. That’s okay, except she
\nturned me down during a moment that you and I might refer to as “the
\npreparation stage.”<\/p>\n
\nallegiance to religion or any god since 1925, because hedonistic greed
\nand criminal terror is far more profitable. Of course, you can’t curse
\nin front of my grandmother. She won’t explain why that is. My
\ngrandfather distrusts black people and women, but he blames that on
\n“Baptist influence.” He won’t go into further detail, though.<\/p>\n
\nyou can curse in front of me. I should repeat that — I’m open to sex
\nfrom anyone at anytime. Just in case you were thinking about something.
\nI’m even thinking of going gay, just to improve my chances. After all,
\na blowjob is a blowjob, right? Of course, that may just be the Baptist
\ninfluence talking.<\/p>\n
\nwas jiggling her lily, as you do, and she was trilling lake a pheasant
\nthat had just discovered a mound of millet seeds. Her pale body writhed
\nand convulsed as I slowly –<\/p>\n
\npredatory monster. I know some people may infer that from what they
\nread about me, but it’s just not true. There are multiple women who’ll
\nvouch for me, too, but don’t ask any of my ex girlfriends.<\/p>\n
\na month and, finally, she got that Cheshire grin, grabbed my cock and
\nsaid that she needed some sexual healing or some such thing. With the
\nlunatic leer of an Indian who’s been in a Texas jail for too long, she
\nled me by the balls to her room where she stripped naked before you
\ncould say “Good heavens, Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautiful!”<\/p>\n
\ngetting her off without the slightest thought of my own needs. Don’t
\nget me wrong, it’s fun for me. I enjoy it. But it’s sort of like
\nplaying baseball without a ball if I don’t get a return on the
\ninvestment.<\/p>\n
\nsomewhat exciting when viewed from the right position and she pushed me
\naway, caught her breath a few minutes later, then told me that we had
\nto stop.<\/p>\n
\norgasm, and ignored the beggars can’t be choosers rule, but she pulled
\na discrimination card on me. Everyone’s circumcised these days, right?
\nIt’s not like there’s any difference. Worse yet, she had dragged me far
\nfrom my intended path. I had to take a taxi home, which is beneath me.
\nShe had also kept me up well past my bedtime. If I don’t get at least
\n12 hours of sleep each night, I lose my youthful beauty and it takes
\nweeks to get back into form.<\/p>\n
\nabuse me, that’s well and good in my book. In fact, if I get off
\nproperly and enjoy it within the standards I have set, I don’t
\nparticularly care if she drives a screwdriver into my skull afterwards.
\nI have low standards when it comes to physical gratification. Behavior
\nlike hers simply wasn’t acceptable, and I let her know that I could be
\nJewish for a few hours. Of course, in the end, I was out of luck. I
\nrode a taxi back into the suburban enclave I called home and spent a
\nsleepless night thinking of sex and sin. This, of course, became part
\nof the vicious ball of sexual misadventures that’s been building in my
\ngut for over a decade now and, someday, will lead to a total breakdown
\nat which point I’ll join a Baptist church and marry a prudish woman who
\ncooks delicious German Chocolate cakes for small town bake sales.
\nShunned and bored by my wife, I’ll develop a homosexual affair with the
\nneighbor, a retired Air Force general who enjoys double fisting. I see
\nit all…my doomed future.<\/p>\n