So… Is Chelsea Clinton really a Jack Nicholson-style Joker?\u00a0 I finally spent a few seconds paying attention to shit last night, as Hillary endorsed America’s Favorite Black Man, and it struck me that something was up.\u00a0 Chelsea’s always going around with that frozen, empty smile that looks more painful than anything else.\u00a0 She’s clearly had some back alley plastic surgery, and what\u2019s with that baby-doll hair?\u00a0 If it wasn’t for the lifeless, sad, animal eyes, I’d say there was some serious trouble brewing there.<\/p>\n
Also, Playboy, can we get a Michelle Obama issue, please?\u00a0 Because she’s the only reason I’m voting for Obama.\u00a0 Or are we supposed to call her “Michelle O” now to maintain the JFK nonsense?\u00a0 That seems to be what the media has started doing.\u00a0 Because it’s a good thing to compare Obama to an election-stealing womanizer who brought us to the brink of nuclear war.<\/p>\n
That’s not fair, I know.\u00a0 Kennedy was about a million times more fun than Nixon.\u00a0 As we all eventually learned, much to our regret.\u00a0 And now the Nixon era is burned into the primal fears of the human collective consciousness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So… Is Chelsea Clinton really a Jack Nicholson-style Joker?\u00a0 I finally spent a few seconds paying attention to shit last night, as Hillary endorsed America’s Favorite Black Man, and it struck me that something was up.\u00a0 Chelsea’s always going around …<\/p>\n