Every so often, the right combination of factors (a woman, boredom, stolen computer equipment) come together where I seriously consider starting a porno site.<\/p>\n
The Nacho Sasha Porn Site Idea has gone through many phases.\u00a0 The first, of course, was \u201cfilthywomenathome.com.\u201d
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Initially, the idea wasn\u2019t really pornographic.\u00a0 Just a pair of nude women doing regular household chores all related to cleaning \u2013 taking out the trash, doing the dishes, dusting.\u00a0 24\/7 household chores.\u00a0 It was pointed out that, in short order, the place would be immaculate and there\u2019d be nothing to clean.\u00a0 So my proposal was, once a day, to have a man in a bear suit (with a hole cut out for his raging hard-on) come on the set and really dirty the place up.\u00a0 Piles of dust, broken bottles, dumping off laundry and dishes.\u00a0 Maybe one of the girls would suck off the bear while the other yelled at him for being so dirty.\u00a0 Then \u2013 back to cleaning.<\/p>\n
The next time I felt that I had the slim opportunity for a porn site, I wanted to cash in on the reality show thing.\u00a0 This would have been “cumguzzlerhouse.com.”\u00a0 Like 1900 House<\/em>.\u00a0 So everybody would be in period costume and would be fucking all the time, intermixed with actual reality stuff like living off the land or using oil lamps or whatever.<\/p>\n I was really desperate when I cooked up “publicunprotectedanal.com.”\u00a0 Two people having unprotected anal sex in public places.\u00a0 I was inspired by an incident in the National Cathedral in DC which I\u2019m not allowed to talk about because now there\u2019s a restraining order and it\u2019s all quite awkward.<\/p>\n I\u2019m currently thinking just a straight-up sex site.\u00a0 Me fucking girls, except I\u2019ll wear a Nixon mask and all the girls will wear a Clinton mask.\u00a0 And kilts.\u00a0 I\u2019ll call it “kiltedpresidentialcreampie.com.”<\/p>\n (I have a recent fascination with creampies\u2026)<\/p>\n All I lack is the woman.\u00a0 Who\u2019s up for it?\u00a0 Let me know.\u00a0 nacho@www.dangerousjoy.com. You have to be clean, on birth control, not a fatty, an anal freak, and have no gag reflex.\u00a0 Also, you\u2019ll need a working knowledge of Nixon\u2019s 1960 presidential campaign, because I want to do story-oriented porn.\u00a0 Except the story will always be Nixon losing in 60 and, so, pounding the fuck out of Bill Clinton and saying things like \u201cI am not an anal creampie!\u201d\u00a0 And then the girl will turn her Bill Clinton face to the camera and say \u201cit all depends what you mean by \u2018creampie\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n I picked Clinton because it seems kind of weird fucking JFK.\u00a0 But I am in the market for a make-up artist so we can put a second girl (not sexually involved) in a Kennedy mask and then blow her head off right when Nixon cums.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Every so often, the right combination of factors (a woman, boredom, stolen computer equipment) come together where I seriously consider starting a porno site. The Nacho Sasha Porn Site Idea has gone through many phases.\u00a0 The first, of course, was …<\/p>\n