{"id":1318,"date":"2010-06-08T06:32:56","date_gmt":"2010-06-08T11:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatsociety.org\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2018-10-30T17:16:32","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T21:16:32","slug":"ill-kill-your-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/?p=1318","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll kill your dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think all these people are my West Virginia cousins.\u00a0 Except, of course, for the highlight of this video.\u00a0 Number 11:\u00a0 &#8220;I&#8217;ll kill your dog.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Psp9cj9LsQs&amp;]<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Also, if the mom&#8217;s been fucked up and is in the hospital, how would the person know the secret code word? Maybe the mom&#8217;s in a coma. So that little girl is going to run home and huddle in an empty house for days now.\u00a0 (In that scenario, I also like to pretend that the house is haunted by some terrible j-horror creature like that little boy in <em>The Grudge<\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think all these people are my West Virginia cousins.\u00a0 Except, of course, for the highlight of this video.\u00a0 Number 11:\u00a0 &#8220;I&#8217;ll kill your dog.&#8221; [youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Psp9cj9LsQs&amp;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[155],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1321,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greatsociety.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}