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The Tyson Hate Thread
« on: September 22, 2005, 09:39:01 AM »
Okay, the Tyson thing's building up again.  This time, let's have a thread where we air our grievances.  Come on in here and have at Tyson.  Defend him, condemn him, whatever.  To make it juicy, anonymous posting is allowed.  Log out, come in as a guest, and you won't have to worry about the social dynamics of the intraweb.

And don't just say "Cause he dork" because we all know that!  You have to explain why.  Just like in a marriage counselor's office.

Maybe you'll be right and people will join you and Tyson will have a revelation and change, or get angry and leave.

Maybe you'll sound like a ranting jerk.

Maybe you'll say nothing, which will go further towards my firm belief that this is all a coordinated forum joke to which I am not privy.

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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2005, 10:05:15 AM »
Tyson is my husband.
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2005, 10:42:53 AM »
Tyson is a college student.

Tyson lives in California.

Tyson competes in Triathelons.

Tyson is deaf.

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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2005, 11:00:30 AM »
I'd say it's less of a forum joke than monkey's latent homosexuality and Yotoc being grumpy.

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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2005, 11:19:08 AM »
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I'd say it's less of a forum joke than monkey's latent homosexuality and yotoc being grumpy.


It's not latent, it's VIBRANT like a rainbow.
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2005, 11:52:01 AM »
Well, there we go, then.

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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2005, 01:09:30 PM »
Wow. This burns!

You people are so scathing.

So. What revelation am I supposed to come to?

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2005, 01:10:11 PM »
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So. What revelation am I supposed to come to?


You're named after a chicken company.
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2005, 01:16:16 PM »
We've exposed our deepest hatred for you Tyson and, through that, resolved the tension between you and other forum members.  I'm glad we had this thread.

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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2005, 01:17:18 PM »
Group hug?

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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2005, 01:27:29 PM »
Stop it.

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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2005, 01:30:51 PM »
But your avatar is just so huggable!

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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2005, 01:31:19 PM »
I wish Rita would hit already.  Jesus.