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Danger 5! Slamdunkosaurus!
« on: September 12, 2014, 08:34:56 AM »
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Dear Fans of Danger 5, It is with our deepest disappointment and sadness that we announce a decision has been made to delay the broadcast of Danger 5 Series 2 on SBS. This is due to unforeseen international news events and the recent ISIS actions and it’s felt in the current climate the series might not be received in the comedic spirit in which it was created. Unfortunately this delay is completely out of our control and the entire team at Danger 5 and Dinosaur are truly devastated. At this stage we're unaware of when Series 2 will air, but as soon as we do, you will be the first to know. We hope that you will stick by us until this time as we do everything we can to show you what has taken the entire team thousands of hours of hard work, sweat and a few tears. So, in the interest of making the anticipation unbearable, we will share with you (TONIGHT at 7.30pm Thursday 11 September AEST) the Official Trailer for Danger 5 Series 2. We will be back to kill Hitler once and for all. Love, the D5 team
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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 01:31:59 PM »
Just to make the banning of season two all the more painful, we got a look at the new poster today...




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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 06:45:04 PM »
Wait... season 2 was banned?

See two posts above.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 11:30:43 PM »
Wait... season 2 was banned?

See two posts above.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 01:13:22 PM »
They screened the first few episodes in the cinemas, to rave reviews...



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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2014, 01:16:46 PM »
I just realized that we don't actually have a Danger 5 thread... Or at least, one that talks about the show instead of the cocktails...

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2014, 01:46:59 PM »
Good.
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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2014, 01:47:06 PM »
They screened the first few episodes in the cinemas, to rave reviews...



The 80s aesthetic is sooooo well done.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 01:50:23 PM »
Why is Pierre black?
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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 02:00:30 PM »
Why is Pierre black?

New actor. They've been playing it off like it's the same actor, though...not sure if this joke extends into the series proper, but it would be hilarious if there's no mention that there's a new Pierre and he's black. (The trailer seems to suggest that this is the case.)

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 06:34:57 PM »
Why is Pierre black?

New actor. They've been playing it off like it's the same actor, though...not sure if this joke extends into the series proper, but it would be hilarious if there's no mention that there's a new Pierre and he's black. (The trailer seems to suggest that this is the case.)

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2014, 01:50:05 PM »
Wow... So the delay is going to be until "late 2015." There are rumors that season two is going to be canned altogether. The official word from the D5 team is that they "don't know" when the release will be.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2014, 01:52:58 PM »
I could probably look this up myself, but I assume they have some sort of backing at this point making this decision for them? Because if it's just them, canning the whole thing seems a huge waste of money and resources.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2014, 01:59:21 PM »
I could probably look this up myself, but I assume they have some sort of backing at this point making this decision for them? Because if it's just them, canning the whole thing seems a huge waste of money and resources.

The network shut it down. Apparently because there's a story arc that calls to mind ISIS...which is insane because (1) it was all filmed before ISIS started doing shit and (2) it's about a secret plot by Adolf Hitler to resurrect Nazi Germany in the 1980s.


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It is with our deepest disappointment and sadness that we announce a decision has been made to delay the broadcast of Danger 5 Series 2 on SBS. This is due to unforeseen international news events and the recent ISIS actions and it’s felt in the current climate the series might not be received in the comedic spirit in which it was created. Unfortunately this delay is completely out of our control and the entire team at Danger 5 and Dinosaur are truly devastated.
At this stage we’re unaware of when Series 2 will air, but as soon as we do, you will be the first to know.
We hope that you will stick by us until this time as we do everything we can to show you what has taken the entire team thousands of hours of hard work, sweat and a few tears.

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Re: Danger 5!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2014, 08:48:28 AM »
They should leak it online and leave a website open for commercial donations.
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