I have no mouth, and I must scream: computers will kill us all.

[RottingCorpse]

It's worse than you know. They have a time machine and are going to assassinate John Connor's mother in 1984. We need someone to go back and protect her. Any volunteers? Kyle?

[monkey!]

It's worse than you know. They have a time machine and are going to assassinate John Connor's mother in 1984. We need someone to go back and protect her. Any volunteers? Kyle?

You'll never stop MonkeyNET.

[monkey!]

Apparently Microsoft have debuted some reportedly impressive "Hololens" VR computer interface. Several sources were all over it.

It would be cool if they pulled it off but they probably won't because they're Microsoft... apparently it's the same kind software being used on the Mars rovers.

[nacho]

So, honestly, Windows 10 could rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank and I would praise it to the heavens compared to Windows 8.

[monkey!]

Windows 8 makes me want to pour wine down the drain because humans don't deserve wine after our species made that OS.

[nacho]

It is, actually, the greatest crime committed in all of human history.

[Tatertots]

Apparently Microsoft have debuted some reportedly impressive "Hololens" VR computer interface. Several sources were all over it.

Except not really. There's no holograms, and it looks like this:



It's basically just a set of goggles that overlay some 3D things on what you see. Which is neat, sure, but it's not a hologram by any stretch of the imagination.

I watched the announcement and it was about the biggest case of over-promise under-deliver I've ever seen. They started with a video saying, "gosh wouldn't it be cool if we could do all these super future things!?" and then they followed it up by showing a lady changing the colors on a shitty 3D model by flailing her arms around. It's like announcing that you made a flying car and then you reveal that it flies out of a trebuchet.

So they have no real applications for it yet — just the goggles. They're expecting other people to come up with compelling use cases for it. Microsoft Google Glass Enterprise Edition 2008.

[Tatertots]

So, honestly, Windows 10 could rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank and I would praise it to the heavens compared to Windows 8.

The nice part is that it's a free upgrade! And yeah, it looks a hell of a lot better than 8. I like what they're doing with Office, too.

[monkey!]

So, honestly, Windows 10 could rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank and I would praise it to the heavens compared to Windows 8.

The nice part is that it's a free upgrade! And yeah, it looks a hell of a lot better than 8. I like what they're doing with Office, too.

And the background image has a nice red shading.

[nacho]

So, honestly, Windows 10 could rape my grandmother while pouring sugar in my gas tank and I would praise it to the heavens compared to Windows 8.

The nice part is that it's a free upgrade! And yeah, it looks a hell of a lot better than 8. I like what they're doing with Office, too.

And the background image has a nice red shading.

Well that changes everything! Sold!

[monkey!]

Plus, the 1 and 0 of Windows 10 can have sex and make babies.

[Tatertots]

This thread is now Monkey's Microsoft fanfic.

[monkey!]

And, lo, said Bill
That each house must possess ten windows of no more and no less,
Each curtain should be checkered.

[monkey!]

And, lo, said Bill
That each house must possess ten windows of no more and no less,
Each curtain should be checkered.

Resist temptation from evil,
With wicked i and claws of brushed steel
Eat not from the tree Cupertino
Lest you be stricken down with knowledge
A high price you shall pay
To act dumb and gay
Waiting in line at store.

[monkey!]

5G researchers in England hit mobile data transfer speeds of 1Tb/sec.

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31622297