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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2005, 05:09:17 PM »
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I'm just wondering if the ogling is a natural product of growing older



Absolutely. It's happening to at least a half dozen of our single guy friends who are either approaching 40 or beyond.


Yeah, but I'm not single.

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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2005, 05:11:55 PM »
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I'm just wondering if the ogling is a natural product of growing older



Absolutely. It's happening to at least a half dozen of our single guy friends who are either approaching 40 or beyond.


Yeah, but I'm not single.


THe only difference is that the single men talk about it openly.
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2005, 05:15:07 PM »
"sigh"

I guess I'll have to wait for the divorce to know what the hell Jody is talking about.

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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2005, 05:20:22 PM »
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"sigh"

I guess I'll have to wait for the divorce to know what the hell Jody is talking about.


Oh for god's sake. Here:
Single, married, getting some, not getting any. It's all the same. Men become more rediculous with the looking and fantasizing as they get older. It happens when the fat that's gathered around your middle starts migrating toward your brain.

I'll explain the rest to you during your anal probe. Again, on the 22nd, I can fit you in between 10:30-11:00.
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2005, 08:49:50 PM »
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I'll explain the rest to you during your anal probe. Again, on the 22nd, I can fit you in between 10:30-11:00.


Friggin' alien. Where's your navel?

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2006, 07:26:46 PM »
Odd.  A guest (66.154.103.168) just printed this topic.
"If it were up to me I would close Guant√°namo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2006, 07:50:21 PM »
r202web13:~ ttate$ traceroute 66.154.103.168
traceroute to 66.154.103.168 (66.154.103.168), 64 hops max, 40 byte packets
[...]
 8¬  hurricane--paix-px1-ge.cenic.net (198.32.251.70)¬  4.337 ms¬  6.945 ms¬  4.321 ms
 9¬  pos2-0.gsr12012.sjc.he.net (216.218.214.246)¬  4.890 ms¬  4.748 ms¬  4.769 ms
10¬  64.62.249.122 (64.62.249.122)¬  12.357 ms¬  10.710 ms¬  9.669 ms
11¬  www.gigablast.com (66.154.103.168)¬  9.580 ms¬  9.478 ms¬  9.807 ms


I've gotten spurious hits from Gigablast before. I think they have a spider that pretends it's an actual browser and not a spider.

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Re: Dirty Minds
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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2006, 07:56:30 PM »
I also traced it to gigablast but.. a spider printing a hardcopy?
"If it were up to me I would close Guant√°namo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2006, 08:17:36 PM »
Well, did they click on the print link?

Or do your server stats actually tell you when someone prints a page?

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2006, 08:26:45 PM »
Clicked da print button (link).  I guess you're right -- it could just be spidering behaviour.  Still, funny if the spidering software had access to a default printer.  Okay, highly unlikely.  Damn. 
"If it were up to me I would close Guant√°namo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2006, 09:25:58 PM »
Spider it is!

A good way to filter out bots that pretend to be real users is to put a hidden link on a page:

CSS:

.bot-catcher {
    display: none;
}

and HTML:

<a class="bot-catcher" href="/fakepage.html>x[/url]

And then filter all the IPs that hit that page out of your "official" logs. Only spiders will get that link (or inquisitive hackers).

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2013, 06:32:40 PM »
A bunch of guests are viewing this thread now...and it's such a charming slice of GS 2005, I thought I'd bump it!

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2013, 10:09:56 PM »
They're all spiders ogling spider porn.

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Re: Dirty Minds
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2013, 07:32:12 AM »
Spider porn would be awesome. Shelob in high heels!