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Sleep with Queenie
« on: December 14, 2005, 11:14:33 AM »
So do I fly out to Cali and have sex with Queenie while she's still a teenager?  Because, honestly, she doesn't have the same appeal once she turns 20.  There's not the dirty, hard, cruel disgracing of a 19 year old.  Now it's like, well, okay.  So you had sex with a 20 year old.


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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 11:15:48 AM »
I can beat that.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 11:16:18 AM »
There are so many meanings to that comment.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2005, 11:16:46 AM »
Yes, yes there are.

If you know what I mean.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2005, 11:23:24 AM »
Okay, sex with Queenie.  Best positions.  I think she's an on the back girl.  Legs up, hard pounding.  I can see good facial reactions there.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 11:23:56 AM »
No, she's an "on-top" girl.

Bouncey-bouncey.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2005, 11:26:24 AM »
Okay.  She has an on top attitude.  I'll allow that.  But I don't trust her that much.  I think she's also one of those clawing, pounding screamers who lose touch with reality shortly into it.  You're in a weakened position if you can't get through to her and she's pounding as hard as she can on your chest with both fists clasped, eyes glazed, snarling like an animal.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2005, 12:02:48 PM »
I see that Queenie changed her gender listing to "male."  How confusing.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 12:09:08 PM »
Man... You & the monkey were just a little off the mark, eh?

How embarrassing.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 12:32:02 PM »
She's purposefully misleading us.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 12:45:14 PM »
Us? That’s awfully plural of you.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2005, 01:02:02 PM »
Plurality is what makes the world go round, Stomp.

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2005, 01:10:54 PM »
It’s plurality??? Hmmm… and all this time I thought that it rotated due to angular momentum given by L=m*w*r2 where m is the mass, w is the angular velocity in radians per second, and r is the radius of the circular motion.

Sigh… I’m retarded.
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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2005, 01:18:26 PM »
So, anyway, I'm going to ask this awkward, shy girl out tonight.  She's real tall, thin, and has a big nose.  If that fails -- first flight to Cali and Queenie's deep dicking.

Queen -- New Year's plans?

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Re: Sleep with Queenie
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2005, 04:08:17 PM »
On this topic, I've been promised porn star sex by my wife tonight for no reason whatsoever. Is there an ulterior motive?