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Taken for Granite => Intensive Porpoises => Topic started by: Nubbins on December 10, 2006, 04:50:44 AM
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So... I feel kind of like I might be annexing the "crazy video" thread a bit here, but Youtube is so friggin huge now, that I think it might merit its own special thread.
Seriously... this shit is like crack. The amount of stuff that people upload to Youtube on a daily basis is absolutley staggering.
This is a thread for the Youtube stuff... the horrid video blogs, the insigificant 45 second video clip made by strange teenagers in Oakland... the Horrorfest tryouts (http://www.youtube.com/contest/misshorrorfest2006)... that stuff.
Honestly, I'm specifically interested in finding the absolute worst of Youtube. I want to see the shit that people should be embarassed to have uploaded for the world to see.
Youtube is rapidly becoming a household name... a piece of our culture and a significant placemarker of our time. I am officially hooked.
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Just so you know what you're up against... in case you didn't already... Youtubers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwarrIYLJ4)
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So much emo, it hurts my face.
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The world is filled with Emo the same way it is filled with cancer and The AIDs.
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Holy lord people are fucking idiots. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z_nLAu55IQ)
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My god. That was enough to make my seriously re-consider my videoblogging aspirations.
and just to be clear, that was in reference to Youtubers, not that horrific wannabe mystery science theatre 3000. That was fucking atrocious.
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These videos are making my Wii soft.
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Oh hey... Superman R&B (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA6T-pRCabk)
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sarcasm. She's pretty.
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She looks kinda like Drew Barrymore
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She blows my mind. So hot!
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She kind of looks like my ex-girlfriend.
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She looks like my mum.
Wait!
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The Culexor (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Culexor) files. I haven't watched any of this guy's videos yet, but there's a whole lot of drama surrounding him and about a 10 page thread over at SA on the guy, so he's either really funny or an absolute train wreck.
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hahaaaaahahahaha, monkey. Your peeps are retards too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nPJ_lKlmZg&watch_response
YOUTUBE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!
seriously, what a tool.
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Oh...so, keep this shit coming!
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you ever
Oh...so, keep this shit coming!
you ever heard of the sun? yeah look at that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIl0ZOzArY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIl0ZOzArY)
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oh look Culexor's a shark now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnafAMqswrE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnafAMqswrE)
aaahaaaa... jesus what an idiot. Does he just adlib this crap or what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEZHzLnvqGc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEZHzLnvqGc)
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Presenting Time Magazine's Person of the Year!
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Presenting Time Magazine's Person of the Year!
I mean seriously... what in the fuck... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok59LiEc_ts (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok59LiEc_ts)
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And in 5 days, I die.
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I'm trippin' balls, now, doods.
Also, Culexor swears...to God! alot.
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the 2nd to last link posted here I wanted to wordcount "fuck" and "snowman"
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I mean seriously... what in the fuck... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok59LiEc_ts (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok59LiEc_ts)
That was brilliant!
UNDER THE BEEEDDD!
Again!
UNDER THE BEEEEDD!
Then we end with some good horror movie stuff. Help me...help me...
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short. Youtube and google merged, so I figured this counts.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2905684080736067887
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Do you think that's real?
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Objectively I give it a 50/50. Both scenarios are easily possible. And either way, they're still acting stupidly. Subjectively, I think it's more likely it's real.
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spirited bad dancing:
makes me smile:
eh?
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I found where Marmot's been hiding!!!!!
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I just got this link from a friend.
It's in the back-streets of Belfast's "Holylands" area [trust me, there's nothing holy about there].
This is great.
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Angry Aussie! (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=AngryAussie)
masks... accents... what more do you need really?
His nickname (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehlyal3DhmY)
This guy's actually pretty funny. His antics are not nearly as uncomfortable and tragic as most of the other videos in this thread.
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There's nothing tragic in this thread.
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I just got this link from a friend.
It's in the back-streets of Belfast's "Holylands" area [trust me, there's nothing holy about there].
This is great.
aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha that is fucking hilarious.
YA WEE BIN HOKER!
Also I gotta find one of those yodeling marmots.
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I'm glad you love it as much as I do!
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I'm glad you love it as much as I do!
I'd be absolutley terrified to taunt someone, even an old man, that was rooting through an alley dumpster anywhere in America.
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I'd be absolutley terrified to taunt someone, even an old man, that was rooting through an alley dumpster anywhere in America.
That's Belfast!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg361.imageshack.us%2Fimg361%2F4060%2Faudreype9.png&hash=fde1b8d0617f66d64017a27b972b20eb) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvChlVUJDc)
Audrey Noland (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=audreynoland)
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Holy fucking shit... batshit crazy
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg126.imageshack.us%2Fimg126%2F4817%2Faudrey1xe9.png&hash=27835dcef7b56484b9dfac38e324d0e6) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxAUfs2TDk&mode=related&search=)
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I'm going to have serious fucking night terrors after watching that.
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She's in strong contention for most bi-polar person ever.
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Dear god, there really is no hope for humanity, is there?
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between global warming and Audrey Noland... no.
But... when you're bummed about global warming or just down on yourself in general, you can always watch Audrey Noland and go, "heh... well at least I'm not this chick."
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With her delicious... supple breasts.
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Wow... she's got a pretty nice rack though v :) v
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edit: holy jinx, batman
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Nubbins I totally understand that emoticon now. I <3 SA.
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Nubbins I totally understand that emoticon now. I <3 SA.
Oh yes... :)
Hey, Lowtax (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=lowtaxico) has a channel too. I have no idea what any of the videos mean though.
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Holy fucking shit... batshit crazy
I'm not really sure how to take that. I think she's making those of us who actually are crazy look bad.
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I dunno... there is a genuine lunacy lurking behind all those fucked up faces she's making.
Audrey Noland is scary as hell, I don't care how bangin the body is.
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Dude, she really is pretty fucked up. I can't even begin to deconstruct it.
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What I don't understand is why she's categorized herself as "comedy." That's not comedy. That's the shit that's Under the Bed.
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I have a problem with the gum to tooth ratio. That sort of distracts from tits, sadly.
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I have a problem with the crazy to dangerous ratio.
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Nah, that part's okay.
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I want to be surprised, but then I remember that you like the imblanced ones.
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I have a problem with the crazy to dangerous ratio.
hahahahahahaaaaa
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg405.imageshack.us%2Fimg405%2F3544%2Fasonefe3.png&hash=e4cf289c40cffc80e8d9f13e92b18d21) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqN-3A9_QwA)
I mean, really... could they be more full of themselves?
"So, what is the future of Hollywood? ... I think we have yet to see... on Youtube."
Yeah, because I'm sure the future of Hollywood is a bunch of knobs meeting one another in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, only socializing through the viewfinders on their digital cameras. Riveting stuff, Youtubers... riveting.
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See, I think they're right. But it definitely won't be them.
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They could be right I guess. I still think at the very most, they'll have a "reality" TV show about them at some point and that will be that. I don't think Youtube is the future of movies and network television though.
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They're just pissed their movie didn't get into Sundance.
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Oh, okay...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg181.imageshack.us%2Fimg181%2F8290%2Ftewlbehgqn3.png&hash=dc1df6d425ae2fbfabff099504b6307b) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFxh75UJcCE)
So this video begs the question... who is "filthy whore"?
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg526.imageshack.us%2Fimg526%2F8830%2Ffilthykr0.png&hash=e34c594ef1020f1d506b7e2a821f8c03) (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=FilthyWhore)
I've only watched one or two of her videos thus far, but she seems to be a pretty big fan of her own boobs and face and just herself in general... which is ace I guess. Also she's pretty much a total retard.
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Why is it I can only watch about twenty seconds of these videos before I have to go lie down?
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Because you are a normal, well adjusted individual?
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Ok, so I never watch SNL which is why I missed this:
Dick in a box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA)
Extremely hilarious. A friend sent it to me yesterday and I laughed heartily. Well, I tried to find it again today and had some trouble... what I did find though were a bunch of Dick in a box tribute videos and this gem:
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg152.imageshack.us%2Fimg152%2F1363%2Fbinboxld6.png&hash=91963080b1fd8fe85c36cb6e121ae1c6) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-cGsD2MavA)
... the Dick in a box review. It's not so much a review as it is a lady sitting, trying to look cute, and watching the video while telling us what is happening in the video. AND, she does all this while neglecting her children who are rolling around on the floor and crying. Surreal.
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I feel so bad now for owning a video camera.
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blunty3000 looks like silent bob to me
EDIT: oh, duh.
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tying it together:
"my box in a box for you"
1) lip syncing
2) pretty girl dancing in lingerie
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I like how blunty3000 awkwardly lights up a cigarette at the beginning of his video. This is something I've seen a lot of Youtubers do. He is right though... Filthywhore is pretty vapid.
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tying it together:
"my box in a box for you"
1) lip syncing
2) pretty girl dancing in lingerie
aaaahahahaha... this is much better than the "dick in a box review".
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This thread takes away what little hope I have in humanity.
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This thread takes away what little hope I have in humanity.
wait for it..... waaaaaaait for iiiit....
... the Dick in a box review.
Ok, sweet...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg119.imageshack.us%2Fimg119%2F2882%2Fbinbox1nm0.png&hash=abb8f13ac9a37c835f61321d33935567) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SFWK1ie4UM)
The video about the video reviewing the video ... I think?
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surreal. don't be put off by the bad nun chucks at the beginning.
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surreal. don't be put off by the bad nun chucks at the beginning.
hahaha what the fuck did I just watch?
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a response to a worse rendition played by a "grade 5" piano student
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I do believe this thread may have a winner...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg54.imageshack.us%2Fimg54%2F4451%2Fretardoj3.png&hash=8b2933172e9b0d1dacad7f5c1fc796b3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E)
Kid... you're gonna be a star.
aaaaaaaahahahaha... oh my god.
"That girl that beat him up was stupid... do you remember, when he kissed Sophia in the hallway?"
Priceless.
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Based on that picture alone, I refuse to watch it.
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Tyson, you have to watch this video... it is so fucking hilarious. Please god take time out of your day to witness that trainwreck. I promise you will laugh.
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I'm posting it again so it will be at the top of the page...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg251.imageshack.us%2Fimg251%2F2439%2Fretard1ew2.png&hash=c3900aa8c5e76b3baa797b2903435ddb) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E)
"And you know what? Words hurt worse than if SOMEONE THROWS A SLEDGEHAMMER ANDHITS... your crotch... over and over. And if you're a girl then they would just like, hit your face with it... and... or typing, not words just typing."
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Move over Culexor... there's a new Sheriff in town.
COOL MOVES Are you ready? I don't think you're ready.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4)
Keep your eyes peeled for the puppet with a hammer...
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OH NO "EARTQUAKE"!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_MDT7bNaNI)
If you watch this and don't burst out laughing, there is something deeply wrong with you.
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COOL MOVES Are you ready? I don't think you're ready.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZhIcAIEet4)
Keep your eyes peeled for the puppet with a hammer...
nauseating.
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okay, I agree he's good. but not my groove.
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I can't tell if he's for real or not... something about it just seems too perfect. If these are fake, then this guy is a comedic genius.
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i think it can't be real. I spotted a couple of things but yeah, i couldn't stand to watch enough to have more confidence. I just .. a couple of those reactions were too well planned, and he's a smart enough guy some of the time he just goes back and forth into (whinging) dummy.
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It's another lonelygirl15, I think. A much funnier one, of course.
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Dude, when he's earthquakin' and hits his head on that doorknob, I just lost it... I must have played that video 25 times. I love this kid.
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Hitting his head on the doorknob was kind of funny, but then again, this dude IS a knob, so maybe it's just sad.
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Page 6 of this thread is the Daxflame (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Daxflame) page... I think I am going to watch all of his videos. I'm still trying to decide if he's for real or not.
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Today... I WILL BEFRIEND JACOB!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfoo216yxDk)
creepy...
TAGS: risk making friends teenage boy popular human handsome
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Yeah, that first vid had self-conscious tags like "Mom". Almost right away I wondered who played his mom.
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I hope beyond hope that these videos are genuine.
Also, Thursday's the big day! He said he would decide today whether or not to nuke his entire blog. I'm guessing after however many hundreds of thousands of people saw his movies in the last few days that he'll be persuaded to continue.
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg250.imageshack.us%2Fimg250%2F5688%2Fbernicedz4.png&hash=97a6e063100781b08c44998e52d9731d) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVGRc5b3iD4)
aaahahaha... fucking priceless.
DAXFLAME EXPOSED OH NOES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4N0lddaNJg&NR)
I think the exposure video may be one of the creepier things I've watched... stalker much?
It also doesn't prove a whole hell of a lot but... Daxflame is probably a fake. I don't care if he is though because he's entertaining as fuck. Waaaaay better than any of the other acting I've seen on Youtube.
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I would argue that while the UTubeDrama guy isn't exactly interesting and is stalker-ish, he's followed the money very well to collect data that, while obvious, is valid and would need to be collected if someone was legitimately criticizing the show as a fake - which is unnecessary. I appreciate that from a journalist's point of view.
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OH NO "EARTQUAKE"!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_MDT7bNaNI)
If you watch this and don't burst out laughing, there is something deeply wrong with you.
And the above...
Wow.
Why isn't this thread in the public forums?
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good question.
"Oh, and I've got news for you. I'm not retarted; I'm resmarted!"
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Why isn't this thread in the public forums?
I'm not sure how to move it, but if one of you guys wants to then feel free.
Check this guy out... interesting stuff.
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg338.imageshack.us%2Fimg338%2F9160%2Fgeriatric1927xe0.png&hash=d850f6879dbe599f9e6cf5749114bfc5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_YMigZmUuk)
geriatric1927's profile (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=geriatric1927)
Renetto's profile (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=renetto) ... geriatric references him for some reason. I guess he's a fan or something. He's got a pretty huge following as well.
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YES!!! COOL MOVES 2 IS OUT FINALLY!
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg187.imageshack.us%2Fimg187%2F6467%2Fcoolmoves2qm1.png&hash=33d96f4210290479ef12ebf8c7b14a73) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5if1xUclkE)
And yes... I believe that is a sharpie goatee.
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Why isn't this thread in the public forums?
I'm not sure how to move it, but if one of you guys wants to then feel free.
Now in General Drama; Nacho may wish to re-reposition it to elsewhere, perhaps some cult culture section or whatnot.
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"... and there are some words we should get rid of... "
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg159.imageshack.us%2Fimg159%2F4654%2Fhopesp2.png&hash=5379717ee094dca55e6655740ca8f7f2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8)
" ... like 'gothtard' ..."
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I haven't laughed so hard as I did at "Hope is Emo" in a long time.
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Look at the picture in the link below and tell me if it's familiar.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31704 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31704)
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Look at the picture in the link below and tell me if it's familiar.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31704 (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31704)
Looks like Nacho after..
Fisting
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"... and there are some words we should get rid of... "
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg159.imageshack.us%2Fimg159%2F4654%2Fhopesp2.png&hash=5379717ee094dca55e6655740ca8f7f2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8)
" ... like 'gothtard' ..."
She is fucking brilliant. That girl needs a show right now.
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Episode two:
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F3%2Fseeker.jpg&hash=672bda1b85cd1534d511f45a9430d289) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x289e87UzKM&NR)
How big is my cup size? Like, does it matter? As big as my soul!
It's really hard to be a seeker, especially if you're not stacked...or whatever.
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Holy shit. http://hopeisemo.com/
New addiction!
"I'm out here because...I really need this stump."
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That's awesome! brother and sister caught the garter and bouquet @ the last friend's wedding I went to. The DJ, horrified, said it'd never happened to him before. He was probably in his 50's.
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Just started a new thread. Hope is a skit from MadTV! Did everyone else know that? AM I just an out of touch moron? How disappointing.
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ditto what you said. argh.
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Good a-morning tanks!
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg245.imageshack.us%2Fimg245%2F3744%2Fwtffatloliq7.png&hash=9ca6dbcda7a57d012469b2daba1774cc) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cGcqP0iJe0)
It's cheaper to be a fatass? Apparently so... Africa must be, like, the fattest place on Earth lol!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYyyBubVdw&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYyyBubVdw&NR=1)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYyyBubVdw&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYyyBubVdw&NR=1)
haaa! That was a great video. :D
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This is by Jhonen Vasquez, the writer of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and creator of Invader Zim and other stuff too. He's my favorite! This video fucking awesome.
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It was cooler when I thought it was a Doors reference.
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It was cooler when I thought it was a Doors reference.
Complete derail here, but you MUST go see Blades of Glory at your earliest convenience... I could absolutely swear that Will Ferrell based his entire character on Jim Morrison.
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This is by Jhonen Vasquez, the writer of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and creator of Invader Zim and other stuff too. He's my favorite! This video fucking awesome.
Queenie, that was awesome!
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Complete derail here, but you MUST go see Blades of Glory at your earliest convenience... I could absolutely swear that Will Ferrell based his entire character on Jim Morrison.
I'm going to assume that that was just a lame attempt at sarcasm and that you really meant "Jesus. If you've seen one Will Ferrell movie, you've seen them all!"
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Nope, no attempt at sarcasm here! I loved it! Absolutely hysterical. Better than Talladega Nights, but not quite as awesome as Anchorman... it was a solid movie.
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Better than Talladega Nights, eh? That film had me in stitches.
People who don't find Will Ferrell funny have no soul.
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Talladega Nights was more boring than Solaris. Like, the failed 2002 one.
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just kinda odd. Some of the girls look like good kissers, though underage.
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I loves me some Ricky Bobby. I thought Blades of Glory was kind of funny, but a little dissapointing. I would've liked to see a parody of figure skating where the people were more convincing figure skaters. Will Ferrell could've at least lost a little weight for his part. Did anyone notice that his character in this one seemed like a mash up of all his previous characters?
Also, I knew you would like that video RC. You have the best taste in music and stuff.
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Ok, this one's for Nacho:
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Brilliant! I love that lunatic indian stuff. I've had many dangerous late night insomnia cable TV moments with crazed indian musicals.
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I have a Kleptones song with some Indian version of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and, oddly, it's pretty good. It sounds really neat with the accent.
Soopercaleefrageelisticexpeealeedocious!
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I'm not happy unless there's complicated choreography on the top of a speeding train.
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Two of nacho's obsessions; he's probably seen it already
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Epic 80s dance. Best Indian music of this batch.
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So the Thriller one was cool at first...but then it got creepy. The 80's video made me nostalgic, though. It's the type of scene we would have gotten if Devo had a guest role in Adventures in Babysitting.
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I'm posting this because I want you boys to be aware, this could happen to you!!!
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Pony?
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Poor Mr. Rogers. The second link has been removed.
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2nd link was pussy power woman. not her most explosive.
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Pony?
OMG, WTF???
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Pony?
OMG, WTF???
Oh, that looks tasty!
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Jedi Shrub, explaining a lot.
NR=1
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I've been there.
eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eaolvideoblog%2Ecom%2F2007%2F05%2F25%2Fstuck%2Don%2Dan%2Descalator%2F
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So during our beach trip, this happened...
You can see me briefly in the background (green shirt) near the umbrella. The human star was staying with us.
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That's brilliant. How long did it take?
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That was the first grab attempt! It took just a minute or two to lure some in with crackers after we buried him. There was actually another guy buried a few feet away under the blue towel you can see at the beginning of the shot.
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hahahaha... that's awesome! I hope you all ate the bird.
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I was screaming, "Kill it! Kill it!", but cooler heads prevailed...
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I can't believe I'm only just discovered this I've been watching their videos all morning and now I'm going to go cue it up on Netflix.
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This lady is amazing.
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all I'm doing on YouTube these days is watching In Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" over and over again
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all I'm doing on YouTube these days is watching In Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" over and over again
As you should! The next step is to get multi-coloured dred extensions.
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Link it, Matt!
Jeez. Now I can flashback to 1988. I should go dig up my old tapes...
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Those guys made two kick ass fucking albums and then broke up. It's a shame too, because sonically, they were ahead of their time.
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I'm the cult of I'm the cult of I'm the cult of I'm the cult of I'm the cult of I'm the cult of
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http://www.addmoments.com/media.html
Christian inspirational stand-up comedian live chalk artist speaker with ADD. For hire! You can buy his new book "Simply Special" on the website today!
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I found some theremin vids to show a co-worker who'd never heard of them. This one stuck out for me.
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And:
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badass!
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Somewhere in this thread, we were introduced to Daxflame. I was just watching his latest...
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Daxflame is awesome... I watched this one!
Lisanova is hotttttt tee
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg74.imageshack.us%2Fimg74%2F5877%2Fsidepodcastbk0.png&hash=c4979a3dd49e00afc7948dc3e44286b5) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZkKcm9jx8)
A girl drives around......... and talks about the world of Formula 1.... with an accent.
I am in love.
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Oh, lovely girl... http://www.sidepodcast.com/
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Yeah, she knows her F1 stuff too... great source of info.
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I think you should interview her Daxflame style.
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Right!
*commences flying to England*
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Daxflame is awesome... I watched this one!
Lisanova is hotttttt tee
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I remember this morning, just like it was a reminisce.
Funny as hell.
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"Chocolate Rain." Apparently an internet sensation.
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"Chocolate Rain." Apparently an internet sensation.
Holy lord... what an odd voice.
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Chock let raaaaaaain
It's like Sammy Davis Jr. or something... why can't I stop watching this?
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It's running through my head and reprogramming my brain.
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I was able to stop watching it. And quickly, too. I think you has assburgers,
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Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.
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Thanks to SA... Newsmen getting fucked up.
It's all about the wife. I think I love her. Her first appearance is great -- she just cartoonishly jumps into the shot.
I've always loved this one:
Dead man:
flaming car man:
Too much saki!
I love the reaction back in the studio.
Youtube me! Do it now!
What?
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Great reaction:
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Thanks to SA... Newsmen getting fucked up.
It's all about the wife. I think I love her. Her first appearance is great -- she just cartoonishly jumps into the shot.
1) "white collar crime but roughneck temper" ummm.... umm.... I've known plenty of white collar folks -- not even criminals that I know of -- who've had insane badass tempers. Nice stereotype there, bud.
2) So I'm not condoning violence but I do start out a little sympathetic to people's privacy. Seems like they're doing this shoot at their house, and the reporter is doing his best to provoke a confrontation, including his derisive and dismissive catch phrase "have a nice day" while pointing stiffly into their personal space while on their property. (at 1:12 and 1:55 -- that last one after she smacks him with the water bottle) I'm not saying he was criminally liable, I'm just saying he's a jerk, and disingenuous to claim at the end that he never suspected the husband would come home and defend his wife (no matter who picked the fight). Soon as the husband shows up someone says "call the police" -- duh?
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OH MY GOD THERES BUNCHES OF THEM THANK YOU MR BALLS
Lithium:
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Newsmen getting fucked up.
for the win:
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2) So I'm not condoning violence but I do start out a little sympathetic to people's privacy. Seems like they're doing this shoot at their house, and the reporter is doing his best to provoke a confrontation, including his derisive and dismissive catch phrase "have a nice day" while pointing stiffly into their personal space while on their property. (at 1:12 and 1:55 -- that last one after she smacks him with the water bottle) I'm not saying he was criminally liable, I'm just saying he's a jerk, and disingenuous to claim at the end that he never suspected the husband would come home and defend his wife (no matter who picked the fight). Soon as the husband shows up someone says "call the police" -- duh?
New to Fox news?
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Anyone scamming people through identity theft deserves to have their privacy raped. Fuck that guy and fuck his wife. I hope they go to prison.
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Newsmen getting fucked up.
for the win:
Hey, that's local DC news!
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Anyone scamming people through identity theft deserves to have their privacy raped. Fuck that guy and fuck his wife. I hope they go to prison.
Of course I do too. But the reporter's either a fucking moron or he's insulting the audience's intelligence by being disingenuous. I also believe that criminals who need to be put in jail should be treated with basic rights. It's that second part I don't think we'll entirely agree on.
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Well, I guess I'm a bit confused. I think when this guy was attacked, he was interviewing some other guy who worked for them, yeah? I don't think they were on his personal property... they may have been outside on the lawn of their office building or something, but I don't know. It looked to me like the husband and wife both parked their cars out in the middle of the street and walked over to hassle the reporter and camera guys.
I dunno... I see nothing wrong with any of the news crew's behavior.
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Hey... type in the name of your college into the search bar. I found lots of alma mater footage.
a guy riding his 250 around Granville and through my University (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhyLUnFcSmY)
drunk in dorm rooms... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbD83R7Hpk4) oh the memories. See, at Denison we were never allowed to live off campus, so we spent all 4 years in dorm rooms... looks like things haven't changed all that much.
... as can be seen in The Lottery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhqC8Q1aO6Y). This was the year I graduated, so I recognized a few people. Fortunately, I was a senior that year and didn't have to worry about my lottery number.
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haha!
No Videos found for 'davis and elkins college'
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Dude, what the hell? And I thought my college was small.
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best I got. They're all or nearly all official. First video listed was to promote the college's cancer research center, so I skipped that.
larry david standup:
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There's a vid about a sex ed class that students love. And then there's this, our famous moment:
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Dude, what the hell? And I thought my college was small.
The student body is smaller than my graduating high school class.
http://www.davisandelkins.edu/
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635 students:
http://www.davisandelkins.edu/about/quickfacts.htm
so roughly the same, maybe a little more. I thought we had around 2000 students, so roughly 500 graduated with us.
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Cal Poly:
[potentially NSFW - I didn't check because... I'm at work]
[goofy promo video the tri team made a while ago]
[never saw this one before and I'm in the band]
[band practice. the color guard is... embarrassingly bad. they never practice. ever.]
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Holy crap... there are some seriously hot ladies at your school!
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Welcome to California, ma'boy!
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cool! videos about the kent state massacre!
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wait, here's one:
It's the KSU battle of the bands....an event I started when i worked with the school's programming board. still going on, and from what I can tell, the level of quality in bands has gone up. i feel...something. what is this unfamiliar emotion? is it a quiet sense of pride? wow.
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awesome! Did you ever win this battle?
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my band played in the first one to round out one night's competition, but we were not able to win due to my conflict of interest.
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"Chocolate Rain." Apparently an internet sensation.
Holy lord... what an odd voice.
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I move away from the microphone to breathe.
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Ladies and Gentlemen . . . Miss South Carolina . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII)
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Wow... I had no idea things were so bad for U.S. Americans in the Iraq.
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A buddy of mine shoots a lot of documentaries. His sense of humor is pretty awesome.
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If we don't open our eyes to this, they will get fucked right out of our heads.
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awesome. favorited.
watch cspan file copyright infringement and have it taken down.
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Thanks to the obscure and forgotten videos thread (Fat)...I carried through the Yankovic collection to the strangely mesmerizing:
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yes.
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OH MY GOD!
I....don't know what to say.
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Thankfully, APA won't let me play it, even using my secret back door. From what I did see, it looks scary.
Which means I'll run home and play it.
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My roommate made this. Pretty funny.
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My roommate made this. Pretty funny.
It is really tough to hear even with my speakers turned all the way up.
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Yeah that was a complaint he had before. Really his first go at it though. I am just impressed with the animation and stuff.
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Oh hell yes... this should get this thread back on track nicely.
My Dating Video!!!!
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg89.imageshack.us%2Fimg89%2F8481%2Fdatingng1.png&hash=fa8010ff7984db0eabb59e159b95840a) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fSmmod9LaAk)
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Using a proxy to get to Youtube, and it takes the APA internet about 15 minutes to get a video playing... But I can tell from the first 10 seconds and the picture above that it does, indeed, get the thread on track.
edit: wow
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hahahaha... wow is really all that you can say. I hear some of her other videos are equally as wow.
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how to touch a girl
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg143.imageshack.us%2Fimg143%2F6228%2Fdating1sq1.png&hash=eb7fba3670b1a1aaece1cc8881c563f2) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEqJIRTaxss)
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a sorry video (I'll say)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg155.imageshack.us%2Fimg155%2F8808%2Fdating2wo1.png&hash=40d482e07ccde49157b02d25e8c12790) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DqU35qbULqg)
... gets interesting after the 1:00 mark.
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You know... I can't. It's actually a bit much for my poor, innocent mind.
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I just got this link from a friend.
It's in the back-streets of Belfast's "Holylands" area [trust me, there's nothing holy about there].
This is great.
Also, we need to re-live this masterpiece.
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You can never get tired of that.
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No, I've watched it about 5 times today and I think I just heard the old guy call the camera man a turd pusher.
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You did hear that, yes.
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RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg86.imageshack.us%2Fimg86%2F1442%2Fruntothehillssw3.png&hash=32d492cc0301110aae466381ab05d7d8) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-n2XcIk2Q)
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Man, page 15 is shaping up to be some quality Youtube.
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg367.imageshack.us%2Fimg367%2F9393%2Fangelcatvb1.png&hash=c1827343d4ab748d88a55a2c0fe475dd) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UcuEMnwzrE)
Hi, I'm angelcat.... I've come to swallow your soul.
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Dude... Angel cat is upsetting.
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Dude... Angel cat is upsetting.
That's terrifying.
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Angel Cat just wants to be friends.
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It's fucking amazing.
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Just to re-post.
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GLASSES.
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Bastard Break-up
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Ricky Gervais.
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Search for belly bagel.... :biggrin:
Hee-Hee... Caught by a andid camera!
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Apparently, I can't spell "candid", which is probably why I was also oblivious to being filmed!
I found the link:
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The 30-something spread has begun!
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The 30-something spread has begun!
Yeah, it was bound to happen... but, you know, a bagel-belly is better for belly-dancing!
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Bagel.
Horrible. Was that a real person's voice?
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She lives!!
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Flying tit monkeys from Tin Man!
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Those monkeys are coming from her tits!
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The tit monkeys are ridiculous.
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The tit monkeys are ridiculous.
Highest rated show on Sci-Fi ever!
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The tit monkeys are ridiculous.
Highest rated show on Sci-Fi ever!
Still no nipples though.
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The tit monkeys are ridiculous.
Highest rated show on Sci-Fi ever!
Makes it no less ridiculous.
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"Are you in misery?"
"No, you are."
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"Are you in misery?"
"No, you are."
What the fuck is wrong with that kid?
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"Are you in misery?"
"No, you are."
What the fuck is wrong with that kid?
GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! GREEN!
Is that kid on coke?
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holy shit... kids these days, I swear. Total pansies.
Super Mario Brothers never made kids do that kind of shit.
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Jesus, he starts drooling on himself?!
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hah... there are a whole slew of videos devoted to children playing halo.
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Holy shit.
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I AM A FORUM SUPASTAH
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Trying to find things now on youtube, only to realise just how much it's been fucking ruined by the press attention by the google takeover and those fucking stupid copyright tv faggots.
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Yeah, no kidding. It definitely killed a good portion of the stuff ripped from network TV and the like.
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Yeah, no kidding. It definitely killed a good portion of the stuff ripped from network TV and the like.
I know. It's disgusting.
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Yeah, no kidding. It definitely killed a good portion of the stuff ripped from network TV and the like.
I know. It's disgusting.
I mean... it wasn't costing the tv folk any money. Cunts. Just greedy motherfucks.
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check out this dude's channel: http://www.youtube.com/fartenewt
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Gotta keep Nubbins happy...
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Gotta keep Nubbins happy...
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aaahahahaha
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It's a special kind of dog that thinks it needs a 20 foot running head start to jump on a bed...and fails twice.
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What would Darwin say?
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What would Darwin say?
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Okay, that was funny.
But enough of this dog sex. You fucking weirdoes.
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humpuke.gif
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(Found while looking for the video posted in the Krazy Kondo thread)
What the fuck?
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(Found while looking for the video posted in the Krazy Kondo thread)
What the fuck?
GAY.
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Ugh.
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Indeed.
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Letterman vs. Paris. First I've seen this... I'm sheltered, I guess.
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That was fucking great.
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Letterman vs. Paris. First I've seen this... I'm sheltered, I guess.
Oh yeah, this is classic. :D
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/966383/aiphone/
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"This where you and I are different, because that's all I want to talk about."
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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Oh my god... 80's commercials. There are a ton of these. Here's the first pack:
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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Wow....
Wow.
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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That is fantastic.
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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That is fantastic.
It's terrifying and confusing.
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And fantastic.
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And superlative.
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hahahahaahaaa what the fuck.
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Swedish.
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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I think this one may be even more accurate
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That is monkey!
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A glimpse into how monkey's mind works.
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I think this one may be even more accurate
Sweet holy fuck.
Why won't it stop!?
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Man, Irish people are weird.
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Strangely fascinating:
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I would take that dog to a little kids carnival.
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I would take that dog to a little kids carnival.
Chaos!
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. . .
Destroy America.
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What? The balloon killing dog?
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I like how the guy was yelling times at the dog.
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Jack Russels are so friggin high strung.
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Coke Hounds.
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Oh hell yes... this should get this thread back on track nicely.
My Dating Video!!!!
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg89.imageshack.us%2Fimg89%2F8481%2Fdatingng1.png&hash=fa8010ff7984db0eabb59e159b95840a) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=fSmmod9LaAk)
Using a proxy to get to Youtube, and it takes the APA internet about 15 minutes to get a video playing... But I can tell from the first 10 seconds and the picture above that it does, indeed, get the thread on track.
edit: wow
how to touch a girl
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg143.imageshack.us%2Fimg143%2F6228%2Fdating1sq1.png&hash=eb7fba3670b1a1aaece1cc8881c563f2) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEqJIRTaxss)
removed by user. google keywords I should use? "How to touch a girl" is a song by JoJo.
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I feel ill.
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Removing those videos from the public eye may be the smartest thing she's ever done.
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Reality television....
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It was kind of amusing.
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I want one of these...
Tenori-on (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tenori-on)
Too bad they're like $1100.
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I want one of these...
Tenori-on (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tenori-on)
Too bad they're like $1100.
Meh.
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Set a course for weed!
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Set a course for weed!
Oh and by the way...NSFW!!!
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And what a perfect time to say...Nacho, you ruined my life!!
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Is it? What, because of the P-O-T?
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And what a perfect time to say...Nacho, you ruined my life!!
You've graduated! How beautiful that that happened just as you opened up a screaming pro-marijuana video in front of all your shareholders and supervisors.
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No, there is some nudity at the beginning when Spock uses some X-Ray vision device.
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Cartoonish nudity!
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And what a perfect time to say...Nacho, you ruined my life!!
You've graduated! How beautiful that that happened just as you opened up a screaming pro-marijuana video in front of all your shareholders and supervisors.
Yes, that's what I thought too.
By the way, I'm moving in with you now that I've been fired, evicted, divorced, and placed on several sexual offender lists.
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are you making fun of me, reggie?
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Or my neighbors, in general?
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Neither.
Just continuing the Inappropriate-video-at-work-ruins-my-life gag to it's full and unintelligible solution.
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But now I have to ask...what part of my description fits what happened when you moved in with Nacho?!?!
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Wait till I grab your ankle when you go to bed tonight. I do that to everyone who switches over to Nacho Ruined My Life.
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But now I have to ask...what part of my description fits what happened when you moved in with Nacho?!?!
Just the whole idea of general, dismal failure at life.
HA HA! JUST KIDDING!
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*speakers full-volume*
*click*
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Set a course for weed!
That's pretty god-damned random.
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*speakers full-volume*
*click*
HARRO!?
HARRO, TYSON!>?
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Also....
This is worse.
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Meh
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My boss wants me to post this.
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My boss wants me to post this.
hahahaha... hot!
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In honor of Black History Month, and since I just brought him up in the Obama thread...
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I'm not sure what this guy's all about...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg253.imageshack.us%2Fimg253%2F5125%2Fathenewa0.png&hash=bd4f4686253b8fef7e03cf8fb37a2784) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVhGT_eB03g)
But I watched all 9 minutes of that video last night. It's crazy, manic shit.
Most of the videos are of the girl... camwhore type stuff, but I think it's all done in sarcasm.
I dunno, he's an angry French guy. It's like Monkey with a different accent. At least, this is how I'm picturing it.
Wrath of the 1337 King
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg167.imageshack.us%2Fimg167%2F4237%2Fathene1yw1.png&hash=ef4e3cb5a8566b363f7ddb645f0c465c) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNvUSfRHzdQ)
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Fast forwards to the girl...
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Yeah, I could never figure him out. Maybe it's viral shit?
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Yeah, I could never figure him out. Maybe it's viral shit?
Viral in your face.
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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING FOR THE AIDS!
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Yeah, I could never figure him out. Maybe it's viral shit?
Is he, like, internet famous or something? I've never heard of the guy before, but his random rants struck me as fairly funny.
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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING FOR THE AIDS!
You made me laugh. Well done. IS that a quotation from something?
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It's partially a Simpsons quote.
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Notorious H.I.T.
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Notorious H.I.T.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love it!
Spongebob - Knee Deep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAv2nPQaRg)
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Notorious H.I.T.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love it!
Spongebob - Knee Deep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAv2nPQaRg)
Mine is better.
*Raspberry*
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I totally agree.
Oh my god I'm droppin shit like a pigeon.
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I totally agree.
Oh my god I'm droppin shit like a pigeon.
Too much curry?
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THREAD MOVE!
Criss Angel is magic!
That's funny as hell.
You're a time traveling demon!!!
That was great.
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This is insane....
Yet... there IS "SEX" in that image.
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IT IS SATANIC!
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SEX!
Come take off your clothes, children!
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GUFFAW.
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Also
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AND!
http://break.com/index/best-slow-motion-balloon-pop-ever.html
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AND!
http://break.com/index/best-slow-motion-balloon-pop-ever.html
oh my god.
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that's amaazing
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seriously, anyone reading this... click that link up there.
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seriously, anyone reading this... click that link up there.
Is it the boobs or the Cheers Intro you guys are loving?
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AND!
http://break.com/index/best-slow-motion-balloon-pop-ever.html
Best video link?
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seriously, anyone reading this... click that link up there.
Is it the boobs or the Cheers Intro you guys are loving?
yes
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AND!
http://break.com/index/best-slow-motion-balloon-pop-ever.html
Best video link?
There's boobs and water.
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HEAR THAT, BOOBS AND WATER EVERYONE
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In slow motion.
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SUPER SLO MO
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With boobs.
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FEATURING A SURPRISED LOOK AND DRIBBLING
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AND!
http://break.com/index/best-slow-motion-balloon-pop-ever.html
Best video link?
There's boobs and water.
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they go hand in hand
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Let's stop flaming.
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Fucking blew me away.
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"I just bought a Macintosh."
lolz!
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Fucking blew me away.
Just spent 76 minutes watching this.
Good.
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That was amazing.
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one orangutan, no cup!
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I just stole that for the front page.
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He was my friend.
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I'm fucking Ben Affleck.
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I'm fucking Ben Affleck.
Welcome to 2007.
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I'm fucking Ben Affleck.
Welcome to 2007.
Welcome to your ass.
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Yeah, monkey, you're so far behind the times you might as well be in the asshole of the current times.
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Yeah, monkey, you're so far behind the times you might as well be in the asshole of the current times.
Times Magazine: Monkey - the anus of now.
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Also - way to bump, Matt.
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My rectal cavity eagerly awaits monkey's visit to 2008.
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My rectal cavity eagerly awaits monkey's visit to 2008.
Run, Runner, run!
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This might be my favorite Youtube video ever:
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fp1.jpg&hash=40383bd4f14e4f3bba45d94ec84dc39c)
gherkin...
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fp2.jpg&hash=985574647b8b2294f70e0f2c8bc2e21c)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fp3.jpg&hash=363b35ca21ce541d06b7f7ddc61aef70)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fyoutube+screencuts%2Fp4.jpg&hash=811a1274dc4f88e7bb2aa2fdf1603106)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fyoutube+screencuts%2Fp5.jpg&hash=c37282fde57b339fceabde21740570db)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2F1%2Fyoutube+screencuts%2Fp6.jpg&hash=807ae23fc7cac657d6eef30a8968c0ad)
"...just stripping away layers of the penis."
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lol
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So, I think she's kind of awesome.
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I can't tell if she's awesome or terrifying.
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ah. nice, tyson
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eurl=http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/17/wii-fit-more-like-wii-fat-am-i-right/
Monkey is disturbed by this....
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There are no words. That's just. Wow.
What would we do without the internet?
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I can't tell if she's awesome or terrifying.
In her normal rants, it's almost like she's reading from a cue card. That's really all I can focus on, because she's so obvious about it...
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eurl=http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/17/wii-fit-more-like-wii-fat-am-i-right/
Monkey is disturbed by this....
Mesmerizing.
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eurl=http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/17/wii-fit-more-like-wii-fat-am-i-right/
Monkey is disturbed by this....
Mesmerizing.
It's just... it's....
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eurl=http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/04/17/wii-fit-more-like-wii-fat-am-i-right/
Monkey is disturbed by this....
Mesmerizing.
I paused it to work for a while. When I returned, I was greeted by this frame:
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You often wake up with that image in your head, no?
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thankfully, no. Hopefully, that lucky streak will continue.
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As if the video wasn't awful enough, now we get the bulge. *horror*
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The chick in it kinda turns me on though.
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Keeping up with movie industry news has never been so easy on the eyes.
Script Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHhRXki9E8)
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yummy
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Slut
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Chad Vader - Grocery Store Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSW4qDs-JU0)
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Chad Vader - Grocery Store Training Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSW4qDs-JU0)
Dude.
That's like so 5 years ago.
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Actually, it was added on the 19th of May, but thanks for playing!
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Chad Vader is so 5 years ago.
Missed the rebound.
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This has been posted a million times, but it just came up in conversation with my landlady (who had her fourth kid on Saturday) and...well, it can't be posted enough!
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it can't be posted enough!
absolutely agreed.
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg176.imageshack.us%2Fimg176%2F561%2Fbabieswd4.png&hash=7d83dae0cf3572986d32dfbda0698956)
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This has been posted a million times, but it just came up in conversation with my landlady (who had her fourth kid on Saturday) and...well, it can't be posted enough!
Best advert ever.
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More memes than you can shake a stick at:
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I hate that word.
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I missed some of those, like the words on body parts.
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I don't know if this has already been posted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPOFNycMqAQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPOFNycMqAQ&feature=related)
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You're crazy.
And now I have the old Rainbow Bright theme song stuck in my head.
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*shudder*
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Muahahaha! I want to go see them in San Diego in July.
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The US military at work!
Chimp v. Navy Seal.
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Which one is the chimp lol
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It would have been more satisfying if the chimp had been pissed off at losing instead of just cluelessly completing the course.
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Did the primate win?
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Not Youtube, but...
http://view.break.com/513310
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Not Youtube, but...
http://view.break.com/513310
That is amazing.
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That pisses me off. How can everyone stand there and just watch that happen? He threw a computer at someone for god's sake! That's why 9/11 went by without a hitch. The second someone throws a computer at me, I'd assume that he was trying to kill me and that makes it self defense when I beat him into a bloody pulp with a chair leg.
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I'd encourage him. Yeah! Now get the window! Put a monitor through the window! YEAH!
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More homosexual Star Trek...which oddly makes me want to watch the animated series again.
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That's fucking brilliant intertextuality.
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That's fucking brilliant intertextuality.
You're fucking brilliant homotextuality.
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=bill+moyers+conference+media+reform&sitesearch=#
Worth every second.
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=bill+moyers+conference+media+reform&sitesearch=#
Worth every second.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7205064947277332534&ei=lWZaSJCmFpSw2QLCjK30Dg&hl=en
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Bill Moyers is such a badass.
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I really liked flying Ryanair... It's all about attitude!
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Watch this the whole way through.
I almost tripped.
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Watch this the whole way through.
I almost tripped.
what in the fuck is this shit
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"Removed for Terms of Use Violation"
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It was amazing.
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Chinese Mentos:
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I watched on in horror.
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Oppenheimer:
For the "who? crowd: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Oppenheimer
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That Oppenheimer clip is chilling.
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Here, since Queenie's experimenting with drugs these days, she can get high tonight and watch this:
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This is what I was watching last night.
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You know, I hate the internet.
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The Halo Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8)
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That Halo kid will be 23 before he loses his virginity.
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I just think it's hilarious that not only has he made a suit and every gun from the game, he's got Master Chief's mannerisms down perfectly as well... so funny.
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eurl=http://thejoshuablogs.blogspot.com/2008/08/crowd-chants-fox-news-live-on-fox-news.html
posting here again because I love this video too much.
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The Halo Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8)
Back to the kid, I love how he even does the corpse humping thing that people do.
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eurl=http://thejoshuablogs.blogspot.com/2008/08/crowd-chants-fox-news-live-on-fox-news.html
posting here again because I love this video too much.
Having finally watched it, all I get from it is a small group of kids further convincing the new silent majority that we need four years of McCain.
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The Halo Kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8)
Back to the kid, I love how he even does the corpse humping thing that people do.
Having watched Grandma's Boy last night makes this even worse.
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feature=related
feature=related
feature=related
feature=related
McElection!! These are great!
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Mayor McCheese needs a beauty queen running mate.
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hahaha awesome. That song rules.
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Shatner on Takei:
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This guy works at the Audubon. Ran into him filming this at the wedding a couple weeks ago...
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Dirty black squirrel, 2 minutes in!
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Black squirrels are on the rise this year. Harbingers of the coming race war.
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Black squirrels are on the rise this year. Harbingers of the coming race war.
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What about albino squireels?
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I've never seen one.
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Sorry if this one has been mentioned here before:
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Sorry if this one has been mentioned here before:
Oh! This fucking show again... I haven't seen this one. Just the keyboard duster girl episode, which blew my mind. This is just comedy gold, though!
STOP JERKING OFF!!!
Haha...
(Is this a parody of the show, though? Must be.)
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Classic black humour:
feature=related
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The great scene from Network. We've always been mad as hell, eh? I'd be interested in a remake. How much would they have to change? Certainly the slicker, 24 hour news sensation would be a wildly different setting.
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I can't see this at work, but it sounds promising...
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It is.
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This guy's my new favorite...
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A tail wagger?
Nice, though. Shatner on Majel.
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This is how bored I am:
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hahahahaaaa that was great :)
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I like cats.
They're my one weakness.
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I like pole dancers.
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I'm 100% a dog person, but cats definitely have their moments. That one seems really chill and friendly.
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Also, wtf... she's got a pole in her apartment? That's dedication right there.
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To do that well, it takes serious practice.
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The cat hates her way of life and is attempting to intervene by disrupting her practice time at every opportunity.
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The cat is her soul!!!
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The cat is her soul!!!
The cat is Morality-Thermometer!
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Sounds like a Japanese pop song.
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Maybe it should be.
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Yellow Monkey came close with Morality Slave.
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There was a nuke-victim pop-band called Yellow Monkey?
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Yes. I loved them in college.
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I thought you loved me.
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Vintage burlesque!
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Oh god... I laughed so hard at this.
at 14 million views, I'm probably the last person on earth who hadn't seen this yet.
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I haven't seen it. And can't at work as of the last computer update. Yay!
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The laughter in that video is contagious. I don't think it's possible to sit through it without laughing.
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I'll have to run home and catch up on youtube posts now. Star trek camels and all!
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Oh god... I laughed so hard at this.
at 14 million views, I'm probably the last person on earth who hadn't seen this yet.
That's great...
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It gets annoying half-way through.
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It gets annoying about 20 seconds into it.
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It gets annoying about 20 seconds into it.
Cynic.
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The burlesque, however, didn't get annoying. At all.
Yeow!
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The burlesque, however, didn't get annoying. At all.
Yeow!
Yeah. I liked the dancing ladies.
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So, this guy is my new favorite guy in the world:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242
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Gay,
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Oh, internet. The people you enable.
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*Internet Cackling Sound*
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Tyson, you're so gay.
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That video makes me really happy and covers an alarming number of personal fetishes.
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I have a fetish for the girl on the right. Good lord.
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I have a fetish for both of them.
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Before you people start fappin' to this thread, here's The Police:
Man, that song is good. As someone else put it: "Stewart Copeland makes every goddamned beat sound like the invention of rock and roll."
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Oh, and here they are:
http://www.spaldingrockwell.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spalding_Rockwell
One of them is a Washingtonian!
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Well, ok. Back to the girls. Sadly, that's the only video of them I can find.
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That's okay. I'll just watch it 3000 times.
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So, let's see, I like the one on the right because she has great tits and is far sexier. But the one on the left is also very sexy and squinty and makes funny faces, which is really attractive.
I can't decide! Squinty or sultry?
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Oh, nice, the one on the right is the Washingtonian. Awesome.
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Nacho, don't stalk the lady from the video.
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Sultry is far, far hotter. She makes naughty faces!
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Nacho, don't stalk the lady from the video.
Oh, man. I'm so going to stalk her.
Sultry is far, far hotter. She makes naughty faces!
Yes, I've decided that I agree. I'm going to watch it again! Stupid Tyson.
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She makes naughty faces!
And naughty feces . . .
[/monkey moment]
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However, squinty does seem to be more natural with her spanking. Sultry is somewhat robotic. And I think squinty is squinty because her contacts are bothering her. At least in the first part, before she starts the spanking.
Also, I've watched this video about 30 times today.
Hi.
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I watched Suzi Quatro 30 times yesterday so it's all good.
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Yeah, but that's good music. I'm watching this solely for unattainable Anglophile fetish girls.
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You mean the way I fetishize Suzi?
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But...she's your mom dude!
Shut up, Ted!
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I refuse to to accept that she aged past 1979.
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I have pictures.
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Or just this...?
The three faces of RC...and Suzi.
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F41172000%2Fjpg%2F_41172959_quatro300300gered.jpg&hash=eec19893d7d687ee527306f2b991421f)
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I'm going to buy her book.
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It does look good, actually.
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She makes naughty faces!
And naughty feces . . .
[/monkey moment]
Faeces.
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VivaAerobus, the upstart Mexican low cost carrier has taken a page out of the Ryanair guide to getting people to pay attention to you.
Each year, Ryanair publishes a calendar with their sexiest flight attendants, so VivaAerobus decided to bring that concept to their own airline. Of course, since VivaAerobus is partially owned by the Ryan family, I'm sure they did not have to look too far for inspiration.
To give passengers an idea what they can expect in the calendar, they posted a short video clip of the "making of" on Youtube. The video clip may not be entirely "safe for work", so save it till you can close your office door, or better yet, watch it on your mobile phone.
The calendar will be available at VivaAerobus ticket desks and on board the airline for $10, but the best part is that all proceeds benefit a Mexican children's cancer institute, so don't feel too guilty for buying one.
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You can totally see that lady's cockpit during that one clip.
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Tb4TMibk0
Betty Boop doing drugs.
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hahahahahaaaa that was great
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Kirk = God
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I don't know if this has been posted here before but....
Drunk History, Vol 1.
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He hit that lady.
:D
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watch every single one of these but this one's pretty funny
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Wow...this is awesome.
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I'm sure the infamous freak out clip is buried somewhere in the forums...but I just ran across the "dance remix" of O'Reilly's freak out:
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Jesus... Director David Russell vs. Lily Tomlin on the set of I Heart Huckabees:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356721/
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Hey...get drunk tonight and watch this, Nubbins.
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Hey...get drunk tonight and watch this, Nubbins.
Well... turns out I'm heading into a 4-day weekend, so I may just do that!
Superhooters!
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Stoned Seven Year Old after a trip to the dentist. This is the funniest thing I've seen all year.
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Ha ha ha! Oh my god!
"Is this real life?"
When I had my molars taken out, my then-girlfriend waited with me while I recovered. Apparently I pet her hair for ten minutes and then I jumped up and ran out the office and went across the street to the Carl's Jr. When she got me and took me home, I ran into my apartment, shut the door on her, and turned on my old Nintendo 64.
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Man, I've had nights like that.
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Why am I reminded of college?
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Why am I reminded of my last birthday?
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Why am I reminded of every day?
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"How are you doing on the script?"
"You have four eyes!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!"
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Is this going to be FOREVER?!?!?"
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Last night.
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh my god.... hilarity
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Golfing Baby. Supposedly this was on right before the superbowl, but I didn't see it. Friggin great!
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Salma Hayak's breastfeeding video.
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Damn it - I was wanting tit shots.
What a let down. Boring.
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Video removed due to terms of use violation.
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Breastfeeding is evil!
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Found it again...
e
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Found it again...
e
Disappointed again.
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MOTORBOAT DOT GIF
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Ah, Monkey made a video...
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Awesome.
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A day in the life of Abby Road -- time lapse. A day's worth of tourists trying to cross the street like the Beatles and not fucking die.
Pay close attention at the 1:33 mark.
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hahaahaha that is great. I'm pretty sure I'd be too embarrassed to try that. I wonder why that dude pulled his pants down...
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I'm going to go with defiance and hatred for what is one of the most ridiculous and annoying tourist spots in England.
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Drivers love it.
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youtube doubler is the best shit ever
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHicyqMML4&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/Cn8qwPwKj1E
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FjJfGx4G8tjo&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FnsRgOS1K--c
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http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2Fzv8yEMRDe_w&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuW6DlvPd_Cs
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http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FjJfGx4G8tjo&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FnsRgOS1K--c
God...Germany, 1936.
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Balls.
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i damn you all to hell
if there were one
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Hell is where we are, hippy jewbag.
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It gets really crazy at 2:12.
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hahahahha ... that whole segment was an excuse to look at ladies' underpants.
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Something we don't really need an excuse for.
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Nope.
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butt butt butt butt butt butt butt butt :fap:
gutterball
catdance :fap:
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Holy shit... Drunk History.
The premise: A youtube channel where they take people with strong history backgrounds, get them hammered and have them talk about history. Fucking brilliant shit.
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Oh, man, I wish I could get actors when I drunkenly talk about history. I love the aide cutting his eyes to the camera at 1:54. Then the cellphone calls.
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George Hamilton! ... Alexander Hamilton. George Hamilton is an actor who was in Zorro the Gay Blade.
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Jack fucking Black...
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Jack fucking Black...
HAHAHAHA this shit is brilliant. I love it that the actors match up with the drunk dude talking.
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Heh... *HIC*
edit -- wrong link
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Screwed up the link above. Corrected.
Also, did you watch the other Jack Black/Ben Franklin one? 2.5? God...all these are amazing.
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I haven't seen them all yet. The bosslady's in hover mode.
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I guess it's helpful that my bosses are all now watching these.
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hahahahaaa
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Franklin liked to FUCK
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aaaaaaahahaha
Franklin liked anything he could fuck.
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This might be the best Youtube channel I've ever seen.
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Heh... *HIC*
edit -- wrong link
Dear President Bush....................... Washington!
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Might as well post the last one...
2:30 is so funny!
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So I'm afraid to talk now when drinking and in a group because I think I sound like a Drunk History person. Benjamin Franklin liked to FUCK!
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This is how all classes should be taught in my opinion.
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The "Franklin Liked To Fuck" Drunk History is too fucking funny.
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I'm gonna cross post this amazingness.
P.S. If anybody can get the embedding code to work....
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Thank you, daddy.
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I love the UK...
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Topless Robot is currently arguing that Hard Boiled has the best action scenes ever filmed.
I tend to agree...especially when you consider that that clip above is just part of the 20 minute freakout finale that ends with a baby putting out a flaming Chow Yun Fat with piss and a final Die Hard-style escape -- with baby in arms -- out of the top floor window of an exploding hospital.
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Hard Boiled is awesome. I think the car chase in Ronin is my personal favorite as far as action sequences go, but it's cars racing around and I'm obviously biased.
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Oh, come on! Of all the car chases out there, the best is Blues Brothers. Or the original Gone in 60 Seconds (the last 40 minutes of the movie is one car chase). Or Bullitt, which is what every urban car chase since has tried to copy (and failed). Also, in Bullitt, McQueen did most of the driving!
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Well, Blues Brothers certainly wins for how over-the-top it was... I will definitely give you that. Bullit was great too. My dad claims that when he saw Bullit in the theater the car chase actually made him feel kind of motion sick.
Still, as far as sheer adrenaline goes, Ronin is still my personal favorite. It is just so realistic and gritty. Plus Deniro looks like he's about to take a dump in his pants the entire chase.
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I knew it! I posted drunk history 5 pages ago!
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?
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I've had dreams like this...
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I saw this earlier and it cracks me up every time.
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It think it proves that dogs shouldn't watch the Alien movies.
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Awesome...he has a whole channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/dascottjr
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A song for Monkey:
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I feel like we've discussed this before...
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I feel like we've discussed this before...
Have you posted this three times before in this thread?
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So I saw this thing on youtube today and it's a channel where people who are smart drink a shitload of booze and then ramble about history and Ben Franklin. Fucking priceless. Starring that kid from Juno.
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Ha! Oh, man, that reminds me of this video I saw where drunk people talked about history and stuff. Pretty funny shit. I think they talk about Benjamin Franklin, too.
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Ha, ha, Nacho's so dumb!
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This is stupid...yet fascinating. The Father Ted "techno remix"
Feck! Arse! Girls!
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Holy crap that was trippy
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feature=related
WTF?
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Hard Boiled is like Max Payne shoot-out scenes.
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Jesus, Monkey.
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feature=related
WTF?
Jesus, Monkey.
Terrified Silence?
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Oh yes.
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Do you... love me?
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holy shit... that song is amazing.
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holy shit... that song is amazing.
No, this song is:
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holy shit... that song is amazing.
No, this song is:
hahahahahaaaa nippley man I met, he ate my motorboat!
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Nubbins, next time I see you, I want to see you dressed like the guy from this video and leading a song and dance freakout:
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It's hard for me to think of the last time I wasn't leading a song and dance freakout.
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This is almost worthy of Flight of the Conchords:
Edit: Oh, I see why: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santo_Cilauro
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HEY BABY WAKE UP FROM YOUR ASLEEP
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This is almost worthy of Flight of the Conchords:
Edit: Oh, I see why: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santo_Cilauro
Dude...awesome...
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Wait, haven't we talked about Zlad before?
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Search says no. But I'm sure we have. Maybe before the current incarnation of the forums?
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Japanese Candid Camera stuff:
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Japan... WTF?
I love you, Japan.
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BUMP!
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Can't remember if this has been already posted, but... BUMP!
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BUMP!
YES!
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Monkey's homesick.
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Monkey's homesick.
Like hell.
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Very happy I found this!
I'm going to do a front page piece on C.W. McCall and "Convoy" as soon as I have time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.W._McCall
http://www.cw-mccall.com/
He's easily the greatest fake singer in history. He's actually three people -- jingle-writer William Fries, actor Jim Finlayson, and musician Chip Davis.
The commercial jingles for Metz Baking Company were a runaway freakout hit in the early 70's and, next thing you know, "C.W. McCall" is releasing albums -- all of them full of comedic Kinky Friedman-style country songs. The albums are a sensation themselves, slowly morphing into political and social commentary and, most importantly, inspired Sam Peckinpah's excellent Convoy. The Youtube above is the opening credits.
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Amazing . . .
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That's pretty cool.
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That video is incredible!
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Would have been better had she been naked.
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I love the new wave of lo-fi music videos coming 'round these days. One of my other faves:
Not a valid vimeo URL
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BOring after 30 seconds.
I hate that whorish hand appearing intermittently.
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From monkey:
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I was just about to post that myself.
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Too bad you're a retard, eh?
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That harp kid will never get laid.
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Too bad you're a retard, eh?
Too bad you're about to get fired, eh?
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Har-har!
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There's so much I like about this clip. From Mastermind:
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haaaa she missed the question about David Brent.
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We should get you up there, Nubbs!
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Oh god, I'd look like a moron. Do you get to choose whatever subject you want?
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Oh god, I'd look like a moron. Do you get to choose whatever subject you want?
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hahhahaaa Morgan Freechild
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wine was invented by Romans for orgies
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If you watch this on loop for long enough it does funny things to your head.
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This is... General Ackbar I believe.
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Heh.
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ok, so i'm going to break 77 pages of silence and contribute to this thread. but in a stupid manner. this is my barber's promotional video on youtube. it's cute. and you should all get hot shaves once in your lifetime.
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So I think many of these "mash-ups" miss the mark.
But this one just seems perfect (of course, I'm gay for Airwolf):
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So I think many of these "mash-ups" miss the mark.
But this one just seems perfect (of course, I'm gay for Airwolf):
AWESOME!
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That sooooooooo 80s, man.
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Airwolf is forever.
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Woah.
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Woah.
Incredible!!!! That's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen, if it isn't a fake.
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Incredible!!!! That's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen, if it isn't a fake.
Looks like the jury is still out on how authentic it is. They've certainly sped it up, which makes me think it is real. And I have sat and watched those dogs move herds around... It's pretty amazing just normally.
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What amazes me is that Johnny Cash is just perfect at any age, live or in the studio. Truly a musical genius.
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Ken Block absolutely SHREDS this Gymkhana course... unreal... the drift through the warehouse at the end is mind boggling. So much skill!
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When people have waaaaayyyy to much time on their hands.....you know, like us.
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hhahahaa Joel Veitsisssech whatever his name is... is awesome. His animations were in some Quizno's commercials years ago.
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Ken Block absolutely SHREDS this Gymkhana course... unreal... the drift through the warehouse at the end is mind boggling. So much skill!
Man, that's awesome.
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I laughed myself to tears watching this:
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! The kid gets a red card!!
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This is hilarious... history of the internet.
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Wait, did Microsoft just make an intentionally funny series of videos?
Whoever approved that is getting fired because, Jesus, Microsoft is incapable of humor.
Or maybe they finally got a fucking clue after the Songsmith thing.
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I once bought a bag of leaves on ebay.
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LIKE A BOSS!
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At least M$ have finally gotten around to adding "Private Mode."
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LIKE A BOSS!
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Your mum's the boss.
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Part 1 of 3 - the rest can be found in related videos.
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Landline is the funniest shit I've seen on YouTube in a long time:
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hahahahaaaa I love how every time it gets awkward the video just cuts to BALLIN footage.
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HAH HAH! That's great!
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HAHAHAHA where the hell did you find that?
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I... I... I don't remember.
Wh- where am I?
What is this site?
Why am I covered in butter?
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The most disturbing part is the little girl at the end "reporting" on Farfour's death.
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The most disturbing part is the little girl at the end "reporting" on Farfour's death.
It made me kinda aroused.
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I know. This is the "inspirational" video that's been making the rounds over the last few days. It's also kind of amazing.
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Isn't that what happened last year or the year before? That pudgy guy who was a decent opera singer?
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I don't know, I don't watch these shows with any regularity.
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"What's that?"
"Retire."
Man, he's the king of insult comedy.
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Watch at least 30 seconds of this:
Then watch this :)
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meh
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Monkey's gay.
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Seriously. The fosse is fuckin hardcore.
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pffft.
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I'll be dreaming about that tonight.
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That's my grandfather.
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Ha ha!
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=2530
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Your link makes his video that much more awesome.
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Long Live Sex Offenders!
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How come I've never heard of this before?
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HAHAHA what in the everloving fuck........ cock going into a guy's mouth at 2:23.
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Yeah. It just devolves into surrealism. It's great.
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This one's probably old, but I don't care. I've never seen it before and I'm dying.
"I fucked up the word 'rear'."
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Jesus.
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aaahahaha... I love it about 30 seconds in when he's just standing there, silent, waving his arms around dramatically.
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What a sad man. That is hilarious, though.
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Andrea Wachner didn't want to attend her 10 year high school reunion, so she hired a stripper to go in her place . . . and a film crew to capture the results.
It's kind of like Borat, but somehow better.
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Andrea's cuter than the stripper, though.
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Fantastic! I'm definitely up for seeing this. :)
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Hilarious! Oh, man. I'd love to do something like that.
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So I think many of these "mash-ups" miss the mark.
But this one just seems perfect (of course, I'm gay for Airwolf):
BSG and Dallas. Which is not at all as awesome as the Star Wars Airwolf one, but still kind of cool.
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Gay.
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That's actually a fun video.
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"Funny or Die" rules.
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Ha ha! I love Gary Sinse.
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I'm sure this has been posted before, but the first time I remember seeing it is over the weekend...and I was amazed. 200 dancers with just two rehearsals.
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Sirharles wants me to post this because he broke all his fingers trying to get a peanut butter cup out of his thresher.
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I'm a;dfkj okay l;kadf now
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A nice find. The best lines from the somewhat infamous drunken DVD commentary of Conan:
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Holy shit, that's funny. Is the whole commentary like that?
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They redid it, actually. But, yes, the original is pretty bad. It gets very tiring after a while, though. That two minutes above is all you need.
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Parodies...which are sadly not funny because they're pretty much what the Wonder Twins were like anyway and now I'm embarrassed by my nostalgia.
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So without even clicking on that video, the screen cap looks like a dude watching in wonderment as an anthropomorphic chair fucks a bearskin rug.
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So without even clicking on that video, the screen cap looks like a dude watching in wonderment as an anthropomorphic chair fucks a bearskin rug.
You're close to the joke! "That's pretty progressive for a brother and sister..."
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I've had dreams like this...
From many pages back, but was thinking about it on the bus and giggling for half an hour like a madman.
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A song for Monkey:
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MOAR FACEBOOK GIRL.
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Oh man...
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I would like... so totally cum inside William Shatner.
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Wanda Sykes stand-up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Pretty funny.
Part 1:
Part 2:
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I love all the YouTube comments, too. "OMG THATS RACEIST!!!!!!1"
Uh, what?
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ok, if that doesn't make you want a Wii....
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Exploring Ross Lee today...who goes around as "Dick Dastard" with a hidden mic exercising dry British comedy.
These are sound only:
More on Lee: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Lee
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I...uh...
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Wow . . .
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WTF?
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apparently this is big news...but first I've seen it:
Cops beating an unconscious suspect.
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I...uh...
Love.
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Not a valid youtube URL
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Ahh, A.C. They're fronted by Phil Anselmo, lead singer for Pantera. The best thing about A.C. is their song titles and the fact that almost all of their songs last less than a minute.
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Ha ha! Man. That reminds me so much of all those old RC car commercials.
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"Underneath her skirt..."
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OK State troopers pull over an ambulance...
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unreal... is this recent? Has there been any fallout over it?
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I subscribe to all these anonymous cop blogs, and one of them ("Mr Police Man") posted it. No associated news or anything, just his opinions as a cop. (Which were: Everybody was wrong.)
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Yeah, this is old...
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hahaha that was awesome :)
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So I think many of these "mash-ups" miss the mark.
But this one just seems perfect (of course, I'm gay for Airwolf):
BSG and Dallas. Which is not at all as awesome as the Star Wars Airwolf one, but still kind of cool.
So this is not as good:
Until you watch this (unless you're very familiar with the Magnum titles):
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Kittens! Inspired by kittens!
Kittens Girl explains WWII
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What a tease. Give her ten years.
Make that eight years.
"Okay, we'll do that!"
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Dude . . .
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That was....
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***FAT PEOPLE RAVE***
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Although you know that it's technically Church Jungle.
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Not strictly youtube....
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/police_slog_through_40_000
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Dude . . .
fucking LOL
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hammered on God's love... in the closet... so my parents don't find out.
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Dude . . .
fucking LOL
If church was like that, I'd go every Sunday.
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In case anyone missed it on Monday, which I did, Zack Morris was on Jimmy Fallon's late night show.... it was awesome.
And unless you watched Saved By the Bell all the time as a kid, then this video probably won't mean much to you... I got a real kick out of seeing Zack again 20 years later though. :) Good stuff.
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Okay...
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If my sister was that hot, I'd bang her too.
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Guys?
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Monkey?
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Where are we?
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that's gonna be stuck in my head all day.
"we are riders to the...to the...to the...STAAAAAARS!"
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I have GIRLY MAN MAN MAN man man man man stuck in mine.
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Gymnastic OOPS!
http://failblog.org/2009/07/01/gymnastics-stunt-fail/
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And today I learned that Failblog has a Youtube channel. So went the remainder of my workday...
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haha...
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I am laughing so hard at this.
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Wow... Steven is a little chemically imbalanced.
I think Steven's got some serial killing in his future.
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Jesus. Jesse Ventura is amazing. I can't believe I ever looked down on him.
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Nice interview, Mr. "the Body" Ventura.
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I'm now convinced that the Steven videos are all staged. I believed the first one, but now seeing a bunch of them following the same format has me thinking otherwise.
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Oh, I thought the first one was staged. I mean, it looks like he's just goofing off for YouTube hits.
The second video, I mean, look at their cars. The whole family has to be fucking insane. No one buys a truck like that without serious mental issues.
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I don't know what to believe anymore!
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I'm now convinced that the Steven videos are all staged. I believed the first one, but now seeing a bunch of them following the same format has me thinking otherwise.
Yea..I'm pretty sure they are all staged.
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I'm now convinced that the Steven videos are all staged. I believed the first one, but now seeing a bunch of them following the same format has me thinking otherwise.
Yea..I'm pretty sure they are all staged.
I think so too. The giveaway is the moment in the first video when he acts like he's putting the remote up his butt. It doesn't seem to be the type of thing one would do in an emotional freakout.
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ah, time for a little nostalgia for Counterstrike Freakout boy!
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Ha ha! I saw the original, but not the CS remake.
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Yeah, I dunno what to think about Steven. I mean, obviously these two kids are spoiled rotten, so I kind of tend to believe these videos are real. I fought with my brother constantly when I was that age... and to this day, no one can push my goddamn buttons like my younger brother.
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You aren't watching the current season of Rescue Me are you?
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Nah... not yet. I've got it starting with season 1 at the top of my Netflix list though.
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Yeah, I dunno what to think about Steven. I mean, obviously these two kids are spoiled rotten, so I kind of tend to believe these videos are real. I fought with my brother constantly when I was that age... and to this day, no one can push my goddamn buttons like my younger brother.
Angry German Kid is fake, by the way.
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Are there any legitimate freakouts?
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I think that office freakout from years ago was legit.
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Are there any legitimate freakouts?
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This brotha does the best Michael Jackson impersonation EVER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j2kilQTieY
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Are there any legitimate freakouts?
That's strangely surreal.
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1) Why I don't play Xbawcks.
2) I wish you could kill people over the internet.
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Damn, the Cosby Show was hilarious. I always forget how funny it was.
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This tap off is a favorite scene for me.
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I've watched it at least 3 or 4 times now. So funny.
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I'm a dooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Ok, this is badass. Videos like this are the reason I love Youtube.
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Great idea bringing your allergic wife along to your African Bee extermination job! What, did she spend an hour sealed in the truck crying?
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I know! I also love his John C. Reilly impression.
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If I had a dollar for every time I was called a stupid, misfortunate placenta....
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NSFW and totally WTF:
http://agentmlovestacos.tumblr.com/post/169641243/this-is-brilliant-2-minutes-of-magic-via
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Good lord. I'm never texting and driving again!
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mission accomplished!
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Why do you like prison rape, Nubbins?
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Because all prisoners everywhere deserve it all the time until they are dead and/or free.
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Counterpoint: fuck you.
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Countercounterpoint: fuck you also
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Those Cleveland videos are genius on so many levels.
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He's the guy who invented Cleveland, YEAAAH!
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"You should come on down to West 6th Street. It's the perfect place if you're a douchebag!"
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I forwarded them to all my college friends. :D
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Me too, and got this sent back.
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hahaaaaaa awesome :)
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Nice! Even the fucking koala is on the attack.
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Google beats his ass.
I'm in your inbox!
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Who the hell does still use payphones?
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Google does beat the fuck out of MSN in a rap battle.
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And in real life.
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600 pounds of men in a pussy-roll of sausage!
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I think "600 pounds of men" will be October's GS frontpage subtitle.
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Fuck I wanna eat goddammit.
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600 pounds of men and a plump, round little scotch girl.
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I'm still cracking up at that video. It's from some BBC show called Walk on the Wild Side ... ever heard of it Nach? It's just comedians doing voiceovers on various nature footage.
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Yeah.
The gopher gag is an old Steve Coogan joke from Alan Partridge, though. (Thus the Alan/Steve ref.)
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hahahaaa I've got all those on my queue... I'll have to bump them up.
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I love Alan Partridge. The original uncomfortable comedy routine a la The Office.
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I'm re-watching the first series now. It's awesome.
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Were the Irish filmmakers in the first season or second? The scotch egg episode...? Can't find it on Youtube.
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First season.
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Holy... I just, really, I don't know.... Fuck.
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Rape.
Rape.
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Holy... I just, really, I don't know.... Fuck.
Sweet Jesus. That looks delicious.
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Holy... I just, really, I don't know.... Fuck.
Sweet Jesus. That looks delicious.
Do you think it looks "delicious" because it could be congealed semen? You make me sick, Tyson.
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Would have been much better if he wasn't in an echoing bathroom.
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Yeah. This guy's relatively famous for his impersonations though. I used to hear him on the Regular Guys morning show here in Atlanta all the time... once they were able to prank Fox News and get him on the air because they thought he was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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So I was browsing peopleofwalmart.com when I came across this:
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi34.tinypic.com%2F34ta7f6.jpg&hash=d7d292e3df5805158119fec348100673)
The caption read: "Go ahead and see if you can watch the whole video... .....not possible."
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I'll wait till I'm a bit tipsy...
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hammered would be better... maybe even poisoned by alcohol.
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Wrong Hole Song
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/25
And Scott Baio looks on...
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Don't miss the show Tyler Perry called, "It made my dick hurt." -Tyler Perry
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fucking lol
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Woah on the little boy.
So do other folks have trouble with Youtube and Firefox? I fairly often get this "an error occurred" message, though it will then play in IE Tab.
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No issues here.
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Maybe I'm gay!
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Maybe I'm gay!
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An error occurred, please try again later!
Actually...maybe APA is stealthily blocking Youtube again...
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An error occurred, please try again later!
Actually...maybe APA is stealthily blocking Youtube again...
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Oh man, I want one of these.
http://www.novationmusic.com/launchpad/
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Tyson pulls a gun at the two minute mark.
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i'm just at a loss.
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Tyson pulls a gun at the two minute mark.
Yep, that's about right, actually. My daily commute with the criminally insane. And no one gives a shit. I sure don't. Eh, whatever. Fucking kill each other. Just don't scuff my shoes.
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Badass!!!
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sexy!
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negative ghostrider, the pattern is GREAT, I just shit my pants.
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With a title like that, I had to click. But it's from the Color Purple. I was really, really hoping it was something new and Oprah was going insane.
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10 whole minutes!!!
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That's because The Color Purple is a bad movie.
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Wow.
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Fabulous! And gay! And fabulous! And gay!
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Man, Poppy, I'm so gay I'm going to bend my arm waaay back and spank you.
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Ok I just watched that whole thing hahahaaa.
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Hooraaayyyyyyy......!
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Nacho, there's nothing else for you after that video is there?
I mean, what can touch your special place more than a gay Riker tribute video?
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Nacho, there's nothing else for you after that video is there?
I mean, what can touch your special place more than a gay Riker tribute video?
I want it proved, once and for all, if Jonathan Frakes is smooth down there like a Ken doll.
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Nach, you and the NW need to film one of these with a strawberry ale backdrop and some Seaquest DSV action figures.
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Now...that can be done.
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hahahahaaaaaa :D I love it
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Bangs is off the hizzle.
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I secretly love Corgis. Like, alot.
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me too. gay dog thread!
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me too. gay dog thread!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhhdj_gay-dog
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I'm going to do that every time from now on.
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NSFW
NSFW
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Wow...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neveneffecten
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Holy shit... we need this show subtitled now!
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Dude . . .
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This is why you always hear people say "keep it on the racetrack"
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That's... A really good ad! I thought the benches and stuff were real and I was, like, wow.
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me too. gay dog thread!
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Pushing is the Answer. We are here to protect you.
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Hahahaha wow
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oh man. funny. the words are from that really old Lowtax prank IM thing.
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One of the funniest IM pranks ever.
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hahahaha yes!
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Mama?
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MAMAAAAA!!!
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Man. It's time to watch Troll 2 again.
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Awesome. But not as awesome as this.... Anybody remember Jimmy Saville?
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Haha! Did they wax their feet or something? I've never been able to slide like that in bare feet... Maybe I'm a mutant.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?
Probably NSFW . . . NSF anyone really.
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Seen that before. It's horribly disturbing.
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Those are the things that worry me when I ride MUNI.
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Also:
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HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit to both of those videos
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Gay.
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The internet hurts my brain.
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Yeah, but can she dry hump an ottoman?
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This thread confuses me sometimes.
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I also want to point out that the internet has trained me to expect some horrible catastrophe at the end of every Youtube video... So watching three in a row where nobody fell out of a window or got hit by an out of control locomotive also confuses me.
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Like that one time the Police let me go even after 4 hours of questioning.
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Hours of fun:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Poledancefan
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Mrs. Garret says you can depend on OIL!
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I wanted to see tits.
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Ha! Really well done...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924835
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Rosa Parks must be tossing and turning over in her grave:
http://hollywoodoncrack.net/?p=570
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that's awesome.
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I love it every time I watch it.
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True gem :biggrin:
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Hall. And. Oates.
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HAAHAAHAAAAHAH!
A monkey Xmas.
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Soulja Girl on the MARTA is something else, by the way.
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Inglorious Toyz
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Yes, this is a 70 minute review of The Phantom Menace. Yes, it is completely fucking hilarious.
"Pro-ta-gone-its...protuh-gon...prtgnistonist..."
So, so good.
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And it gets even better in the second part.
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Just watched part one. Amazing. So...70 minutes? Or is that a typo.
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70 minutes.
It starts to level out in the later ones, but it's still a great critique of why the film was so goddamn bad. The last part really digs into the heart of why it sucked: The film faced no adversity. No one challenged George Lucas.
Just wait until he goes into his basement. Gold.
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I don't care if it's old or already posted... I'm still laughing
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Lovin' it.
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hahahahahaha Prota gone ist
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He's got bones and a lady tied up in his basement!!! hahaha, these are fantastic.
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"Do you like it?" She's a slut.
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"Do you like it?" She's a slut.
I want to touch Lalla Ward.
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Yes, this is a 70 minute review of The Phantom Menace. Yes, it is completely fucking hilarious.
"Pro-ta-gone-its...protuh-gon...prtgnistonist..."
So, so good.
Tyson, you're ahead of the curve. This is today's Internet Darling, judging by the 15 different blogs on Google Reader who have picked it up and are raving.
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I've spent all day watching Phil DeFranco.
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Finally continued Tyson's Star Wars review... Part two is hilarious. The whole side-trip into his basement was just what I needed today.
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I know how to press your special spots.
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This kid RAWKS . . .
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Finally continued Tyson's Star Wars review... Part two is hilarious. The whole side-trip into his basement was just what I needed today.
The end of it (part 7) really wraps up the whole critique of the movie quite well, and I think explains a little bit of why BSG sucked so much.
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Fuck...so he ruins First Contact for me.
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For those of you who, like me, watched the entire 7 part Star Wars review:
We watched a fucking 70 minute fucking critique of the fucking Star Wars prequels.
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And it was brilliant.
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Fuck...so he ruins First Contact for me.
I love this guy.
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Monkey! FTW!
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Now...release him back into the wild.
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I wonder how many times they had to electrocute him to do that.
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Now this job would drive me crazy.
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Why do I find this strangely calming?
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WOW. That is incredible.
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Holy hoo-hahs.
Is it bad that I wanted to see each of those chairs loaded with people?
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That's the first thing I thought.
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That's the first thing I thought.
Me too.
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Youtube is not all fun and games:
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/13/guatemala-lawyer-youtube-suicide-conspiracy
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Youtube is not all fun and games:
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/13/guatemala-lawyer-youtube-suicide-conspiracy
Awesome.
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Potential repost but fuck you.
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Oh my...
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God...the pacing and delivery of the narrator ruins this (as well as the writing, which seems to be by someone who hasn't ever seen any of these old films).
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Oh my...
Wow.
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Hey Monkey --
Get high and watch this and write your impressions before going to bed:
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Man, I love Failblog...
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa was that a check he ate?
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I don't know. I just love his look when he realizes they didn't notice.
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Hey Monkey --
Get high and watch this and write your impressions before going to bed:
WTF?
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MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS
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Hi!
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reply 1000
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We're having a party when the "Post You Knobs" thread hits 3000.
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Hi!
ah . . . ahhhh. AHHHHHHHHHHH!AHHH!AH!AH!AHH!AHHHHH!!!!!
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Weeks of terrible nightmares.
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Weeks of terrible nightmares.
No fucking shit.
RC, your next movie needs that laugh coming from the shadows.
Or is that too Pet Sematary? What you gotta do...
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Anyone who's got the first UNKLE album will recognize this one...
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I love that commercial. Surprised it's not up here already!
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That actually looks like a pretty fun drinking game.
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Monkey is BACK!
Some pieces from earlier today.
The telephone at the end is the drummer's.
And this is a nail-down of last weeks Improv 1 now named "Flight of the Unicorn"
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SWEETKNUCKLE UNICORN!
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I know it's not youtube but this is sexy.
http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2010/02/gallery-lightning/
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India Arie, Dobet Gnashmoe and Idan Raichel in Studio A at Cue Recording, the studio where the sound for Women's Studies was mixed.
This was shot for the PBS 'On the Road To The Grammies' TV feature soon to be out.
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This is stupid...but she's cute. And I had an overnight layover in Toronto once. It is fucking weird. It's like the Langoliers.
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Here's some bland comedy for you!
http://www.gadling.com/2010/02/25/crazy-in-flight-video-clips-vomiting-tazers-and-dancing-girls/
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Wow, that's a loud sneeze.
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oh ho! now i get to do some ribbing of my own...
What, you were in a coma in 2007?
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Oh, is it a big internet thing? Man, I'm turning into RC.
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Hey, have you guys heard of this Beetles band?
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Their first album goes public domain in 2012. FYI for WS2, RC. You can now do a blood-drenched hotel-room killfest set to the entire track of Please, Please Me and not pay a cent!
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Oh! Okay.
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/
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Oh! Okay.
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/
So I've been watching these for 45 minutes. Jesus.
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Their first album goes public domain in 2012. FYI for WS2, RC. You can now do a blood-drenched hotel-room killfest set to the entire track of Please, Please Me and not pay a cent!
It still works that way? Seems like the record companies or publishing companies would have found a way to prevent that a long time ago.
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It still works that way.
Of course whoever owns the publishing rights can resubmit a copyright claim. There are ways around it. The Margaret Mitchell folks have been collecting coin on Gone With the Wind for well over fifty years now.
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I thought about this and tried to do some digging.
Current law seems to be as such:
author's life plus 70 years for individuals and 95 years for works created by corporations.
Though this may just be for written works.
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Actually, don't listen to me or Nacho. We're both wrong here.
Before 1972, sound recordings were not subject to federal copyright, but copying was nonetheless regulated under various state torts and statutes, some of which had no duration limit. The Sound Recording Amendment of 1971 extended federal copyright to recordings fixed on or after February 15, 1972 (the effective date of the act), and declared that recordings fixed before that date would remain subject to state or common law copyright. The Copyright Act of 1976 maintained this until February 15, 2047, which was subsequently extended by the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act to the same date in 2067.[22] As a result, no sound recording can reliably be considered in the public domain in the United States before that date, even if the recording was in existence before 1923 and even if it originated in another country where it has entered the public domain.
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Yeah, did some digging myself. Looks like it'll just be in the EU where they'll lose the rights (It's Jackson's estate and Sony who jointly own the publishing rights).
So the American version of WS2 will have a dubbed-in soundtrack of me on my Fisher Price keyboard and you'll lose millions because everybody will download the region 2 version.
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Hey, don't knock the Fisher Price keyboard. It worked for John Carpenter.
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Oh, good! So am I hired? Can we have a long scene with Mrs. RC walking down a number of identical side streets with the camera bobbing around ominously and me on the keyboard playing three notes in random order at top volume?
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Are you going to freak out over rights like almost every other composer I've worked with?
Also, this list of videos makes me lose all hope in humanity . . . even as I've been systematically watching all the ones I've never seen.
Oh! Okay.
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/
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Are you going to freak out over rights like almost every other composer I've worked with?
Also, this list of videos makes me lose all hope in humanity . . . even as I've been systematically watching all the ones I've never seen.
Oh! Okay.
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/
Daft Hands is mesmerizing. I'm shocked...I've only seen about a third of these. The really famous ones.
And, yes, I'll freak out. You can film me freaking out like one of the kids in those videos, and I'll smash the Fisher Price keyboard against the ironing board that I play it on. Then you can Youtube it on the NMP channel.
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Ah, the Yes We Can music video. That just makes me sad now. So much hope for revolution back then...
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Ah yes! The Shining "buddy movie" recut trailer (#33 on the list). Thank god that blazed a path for others... The far more brilliant "Scary Mary Poppins" trailer is my favorite.
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Whew! Finished the list.
I'd never seen their pick for number one. But I like their defense for picking it.
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Tom and fuckin Jerry, bitches
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Earthquake footage. And also the dog sensing that there's a problem before it happens. I like the apocalyptic earthquake, though. Amazing.
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Dogs are amazing creatures, aren't they?
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Clueless Woman Calls Tech Show When Her Stolen Wi-Fi Disappears
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Typically saccharine news coverage, but still a cool event:
A once-in-a-decade tidal wave surged down the River Severn yesterday carrying a horde of surfers relishing the rare natural phenomenon.
The Environment Agency classified the wave as a top-rated five star event on the stretch of river that boasts the second highest tide in the world.
Joanne Hillman, of the British Surfing Association, said board enthusiasts had been competing to take the longest ride on the Severn Bore since the 1960s.
“It’s pretty dangerous with trees and debris in the water so only skilled surfers take on the Bore,” she told The Times.
“It must be one of the toughest surfing challenges in the world because they key is to ride the wave for miles. Most surfers would struggle to last the distance.”
Steve King, a father of three from Saul, near Gloucester, mastered the Bore in 2006 to regain the Guinness World Record for Britain by staying on his board in the Severn estuary for 7.6 miles.
He snatched back the title from Serginho Laus, a Brazilian, who had surfed for 6.3 miles along the Araguari river in northern Brazil.
Mr King’s feat was accomplished in an ordinary year on the Severn where only four-star tidal waves were recorded. A surge the size of today’s wave, around two metres high, was last recorded on Saturday March 30, 2002.
A spokeswoman for the Environment Agency said the most powerful waves were seen roughly once every ten years. The phenomenon is caused by the funnel shape of the estuary, which narrows as it moves inland from the Bristol Channel thereby forcing the water level to rise.
“Large spring tides come a couple of times a year but when Atlantic tidal levels combine with the right river conditions you have these more powerful Bores,” she said.
The Bay of Fundy, located between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick in Canada is the only place in the world to have recorded a larger rise between low and high tide. On the Severn the difference in any one day can be more than 14.5 metres.
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http://trololololololololololo.com/
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Blocked!
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Ok, couldn't make it through all that. Wow.
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bof
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Um...
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WTF...?
Also, is that a boy or a girl?
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Wow... A cop choking a suspect to death. Looks like they kill him around the 5 minute mark. A second cop comes on the scene at 5:40 and asks if he's breathing.
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Fuck.
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I'm in love with Gaga's latest video. It's a self-mocking, surreal stroll down 80's movie and video memory lane, all set to a Tarantino theme.
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This one's for Monkey.
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Why the fuck have I never seen this before?
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I've decided that Lady Gaga is the preeminent artist for our times. It's pop art sure, but it's interesting and engaging.
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goin around everywhere else...Ok Go's new Rube Goldberg music video!
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And that's just simply amazing.
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you don't even notice that the song is boring!
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This one's for Monkey.
Always gotta pick on Monkey.
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you don't even notice that the song is boring!
The song sucks ass.
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Well, shit, though. Navigating a grand staircase in heels and swinging pendulums? That's just retarded. It's designed to make them fall.
(Never watched the show, so don't know anything.)
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Television must be destroyed.
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From Peter Serafinowicz (directing the latest video for these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Chip)
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The title says it all.
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That video makes perfect sense.
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Pendulous breasts and then... wow!
Seriously, what's the product here?
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Fast-Forward to about 1m50.
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I'm hooked on this shit now.
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This is by far the worst.
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Wow...
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I'm hooked on this shit now.
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I want people to clap when I shit!
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I may like to be a Tiger for a day.
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With magnificent, smiling dookies.
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Who sing the Cosby Show theme tune.
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WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad -- including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-site, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded. For further information please visit the special project website www.collateralmurder.com.
More details provided at the start of the video...
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Yay! The Attack of the Clones review is up at Redlettermedia... And it's 90 minutes long!
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Better call in sick tomorrow! Err... Today.
Where am I?
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That collateral murder video is like watching a futuristic Killer Government horror movie, except that it's happening now.
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.
"It's their fault for bringing kids into a battle," is my favourite line from that video.
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Well, that's what you get when the most powerful army in the world is staffed with rednecks, drug addicts, and children.
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"I don't know how the children were hurt."
Hmm... bullets maybe?
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Shot by giggling lunatics?
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Far too long, and not consistently funny... But a few minor laughs for natives.
Some of the masks make me feel like I'm Jack Torrance, though, and the Ridgetop is acting up again.
"Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd!"
"Yes...very good, sir."
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I do love "Telling the difference between schizos and bluetooth users is a matter of life and death" because...yeah.
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Linked because it's probably NSFW, even though it's Youtube...
Crazy woman in Roswell, where I live. I haven't found out where in Roswell yet, but if I do, I'm going to camp out and try to get her on tape.
My favorite comment: "Holy cow! This is the woman who fingered herself in front of my kid's school bus!"
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Wow.
All of sudden, all my problems are in perspective. Thanks GS.
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Here, RC, this will make you feel better...a dog attacking its shadow:
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And a special return of an old favourite, just to make RC feel better.
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Yay! The Attack of the Clones review is up at Redlettermedia... And it's 90 minutes long!
When you say something right to a woman, she smiles and it tickles her brain, sending blood down to her sex hole.
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It's been three days. Your baby's sleeping with the angels.
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I like kitty cats.
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iPad: the most expensive cat toy ever.
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Zing!
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Different.
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That's good.
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Monkey just found this on youtube.
It's nice.
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That's great.
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Born of Hope -- a 70 minute fan film based on the history of Aragorn's people (an appendix in the LotR novels).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_of_Hope
http://www.bornofhope.com/
And free to watch at:
I'm 10 minutes in so far and it's better than Hunt for Gollum. If that's worth anything...
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2010 summer blockbuster mash up:
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Audio could be NSFW . . . really it's just disturbing on every level.
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I can top that!
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Audio could be NSFW . . . really it's just disturbing on every level.
You should grab the whole movie of this, RC. It's about 10 minutes and it's awesome.
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Found it for you.
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Found it for you.
This is classic
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That's amazing.
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That's been around for nearly ten years.
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Wow.
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Yikes!
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This is awesome.
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Yikes!
Holy shit! That's some serious fucking range.
Also, do I know that girl?
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Yikes!
Holy shit! That's some serious fucking range.
Also, do I know that girl?
That fucking sounds awful.
Here's some oneupmanship.
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Jolly good advert.
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A "Get out of there!" montage:
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That gets really repetitive really quickly.
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Well...yes.
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This is really stupid... But if you're an NPR wonk it's kind of cute:
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Trailer for Super 8 leaked!
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You mean: "leaked."
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Yeah, duh.
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I don't understand...there don't seem to be any recognizable icons from my childhood, quirky nods to past television shows, modernized logos from a toy line, or any sign of Shia LaBeouf. What the fuck kind of movie is this?
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See how many you can recognize!
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I posted that on the last page!
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What a bastard.
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KILL HIM!
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Finally continued Tyson's Star Wars review... Part two is hilarious. The whole side-trip into his basement was just what I needed today.
Wow . . . WOW!!!! That basement shit is fucked up!
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Wait until you watch the review for Clone Wars.
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I'm on part 4 of his Phantom Menace review now. This shit is off the chain.
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They both really are better than the actual movies. He is always just spot on.
Get his Star Trek reviews in you, as well. He ruined First Contact for me. And, of course, he runs most of Nemesis on split screen with Star Trek II. And I love how he tears apart Generations (hitting them hard for stealing effects from Star Trek 6 -- which was the last fucking movie! Like we wouldn't notice!)
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Who is this guy? His analysis of the lightsaber duels and the compare/contrast with the duels in the original trilogy is nothing short of amazing. It's almost heartbreaking.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RedLetterMedia
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Man, that was awesome. I'll save ATOC for another time.
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Wow...never seen this before. Graham Chapman's funeral:
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Is there a longer version? Can't find it online... Supposedly Palin did a fairly straight eulogy, and then (before Always Look on the Bright Side) Idle was up there in tears.
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Not strictly youtube but fuck.
http://www.theonion.com/video/denmark-introduces-harrowing-new-tourism-ads-direc,14403/
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Canadian pornstars making fun of themselves in ads for Canada's porn channel.
This is all safe for work.
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The Space: 1999 theme makes everything awesome.
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Canadian pornstars making fun of themselves in ads for Canada's porn channel.
This is all safe for work.
That's fantastic.
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Darth Vader's recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes
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I want that.
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See, now that's advertising.
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I feel strangely violated by this...yet watched it, mesmerized by the horror.
Here's the description:
Hugely Pregnant Woman and Friend Do Bizarre Dance to Law & Order: SVU Opening Credits
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That's 2 minutes of my life I can never get back. I really don't see why people find these videos funny/entertaining.
The only dance video I've ever found worthwhile watching is this classic:
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That man scares me.
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The final scene from The Cat From Outer Space.
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I'm weirdly obsessed with this series of Japanese commercials...
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I just went through this entire YouTube thread.
Help me.
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Yeah, I've done that a few times.
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Will people who don't work in video find this as funny as I did?
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Will people who don't work in video find this as funny as I did?
That's awesome.
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Good.
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NO. THAT'S TOO SPECIFIC.
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And depressed woman touching a wall!
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I love how Lost's Michael Emerson can't go anywhere without being asked to read things in his ominous Ben Linus voice.
And this, which I can't view at work:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/05/losts_michael_emerson_demonstr.html
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This is really only for Nacho . . . because we're both gay.
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Gay.
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I told you it was!
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We should have dug that up Saturday...
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http://www.watchthecrusader.com/About.aspx
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Wow wow wee wah.
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I <3 America.
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Song of the Day:
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Women's Studies passes.
And I would argue that most (but not all) horror movies pass.
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Which is interesting, eh?
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It is, especially considering most (not all) non-horror watchers consider horror films to be misogynistic and anti-woman.
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Am I ever going to get you back on the front page? You can cross-post with the NM blog...
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Do you know how much I don't write anymore? It's shameful.
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The cat and dog fight scene from "The Cat" (which I'll dropbox tomorrow night).
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I <3 America.
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I was finally reading through the articles in the Gulf Oil Spill and decided to take a break and watch a hopefully funny video, and now I just feel ill.
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Tee-hee.
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We deserve to be poisoned by oil.
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I frequently have similar thoughts.
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Here, for RC:
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Yeah. That's what I need.
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Martin Mull will never die!
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There are a few that look like they'd tear you to pieces in the bedroom.
Students and faculty at the University of Washington's School of Information made a library-centric version of "Poker Face," and it goes like this.
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My librarian fetish is justified! I mean, kind of.
Also, every single one of the people in the video has a direct analog to someone at the library I worked at in college. Oh, man.
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Here's Archbishop Gilbert Deya:
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This Jewish kid has huge balls, man!
No need to watch past the interview with him after a couple of minutes...unless you want to see the interviewer ask the Muslim kids very basic questions and watch them stumble all over themselves in total ignorance.
Not that I'm supporting the jews, whose argument is "Don't attack the soldiers who are invading your homes." Um...okay. Wait! No!
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Though, the shot of the cops standing in a line to protect the lone Jewish protester from the angry Muslim mob sort of illustrates a large part of the whole problem, doesn't it?
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Not really. They were standing in a line to protect some asshole who was trying to incite a riot. I mean, when we boil it down. And look past the religious battle.
It's in their best interest (as we saw instantly when he started marching) to get the Jewish kid under control and out of the way.
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I'm talking symbolically.
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Oh, well, sure. Riot-inciting asshole mission achieved! For those who appreciate symbolism.
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Wow, Billy-Bob is a dick.
Don't know if this is a re-post or not but watch this and don't buy their music.
Not a valid youtube URL
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The latest from Vengaboys.
Horrible. Yet...weirdly catchy. This is a "mash-up" video. The official video is coming out later today.
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God, even this one sequence is better than both the modern movies.
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It just occurred to me how much I've unconsciously ripped off that movie in just about everything I've ever written.
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It's the defining movie of our childhood.
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Stripper/Comedian Sandy Kane . . .
NSFW NSFW
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" . . . And the efficiency of the rocket launcher team was also very impaired . . ."
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I love how they're all innocuous, homosexual, or meekly creepy, and then...huge black man saying "I'll kill your dog."
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That is awesome.
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Vicious clash between Patrick Stewart and James Cordon (only famous in the UK).
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Jesus. Stewart's being a bitch.
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And he gets owned.
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It's hard not to when you're such a pissy little cunt.
I'm shocked, actually. I always thought he was kind of cool.
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James Corden's handling of the situation was fantastic though.
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Ricky Gervais is a genius... love that guy.
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Also, don't be alone with Careless Uncle Randy.
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Those firemen are lying assholes.
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These videos are great... what show is this?
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Goddamn, this is awesome:
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These videos are great... what show is this?
Frankie Boyle is primarily famous for being a UK television panel show comedian, on Mock of the Week amongst others and has been able to expand his range because of this; I'm not sure what this particular BBC3 show is called.
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Okay...so, there's selling out. And then there's selling out.
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UE doc about an asylum in Chartham Kent. Nacho, you'll be all up in this.
http://www.youtube.com/user/iksproduction (http://www.youtube.com/user/iksproduction)
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I want to know how he did it.
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Australia is awesome.
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What letter does 'stupid' start with?
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It's Paul Day doing his comedy routine.
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The latest from Vengaboys.
Horrible. Yet...weirdly catchy. This is a "mash-up" video. The official video is coming out later today.
In the event you aren't gay enough, here's the official video:
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I like this one better.
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This could be better. The real gag is the interviews, I guess, but they didn't play them up the way they should have.
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Oh man, has it really been 25 years since Firefly was on the air?
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Wow. I work where he does!
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New Drunk History! Not as good as the others, but still no bad.
Warning! Vomit in this one.
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Oh, good. He didn't completely sell out. And these are both good!
The Tesla guy has everything wrong. Tesla died on the street. Everyone who takes the Chinatown bus knows that because the NYC stop is at the Tesla memorial!
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That was great.
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we can put on some zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese!
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Holy hell, I needed to laugh like that.
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That was incredible. :D
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There's so many golden nuggets in there.
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See, I'm so out of touch...I don't know about the original. Is this a big internet thing?
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Yeah, 4chan ventured into the fine art of criminal harassment against this girl. And then she responds with a video that doesn't help, at all.
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Here's the thing about all this shit: As someone whose entire life is online, I don't have this sort of problem. Nobody harasses me, and I haven't ever been reduced to tears or hysteria.
Sure, there's been some fucked up drama. But...what? Like, a month or two and then the idiots self destruct? Or I lock half the forums and we go back to business as usual. No worries. And none of it ever worth any further effort after the water's under the bridge.
Why are so many people so fucked up online?
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'cause they're dumb.
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Because you haven't incited the mob of 12 year olds and 50 year old pervert men that is 4chan.
The backstory on the girl is that she posted some long rambling video full of swearing and vulgar shit (she's in 5th grade). Really, really vile shit, especially for a 5th grader. So 4chan found her home phone number, address, and started harassing her. She's now under police protection.
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One must love Europe.
Apparently voted best commercial in Europe (unsure of which year).
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Goddamn, this girl is hilarious.
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I think that is awesome.
I think.... Is it?
Or t'is but Rhoooobarb!
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Here, this has been running through the internet to such a degree that I can no longer ignore it...
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That video is both stupid and boring. The chick is hot, though.
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what i've learned in life is that David Mitchell is as Right as Dove soap is Pure: 99.9%.
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Episode one of Pioneer One... The acting is atrocious, but the story is compelling. Enough that it kept me watching...
This is the first episode of a planned 7 episode series created using the "Creative Commons" idea:
http://vodo.net/pioneerone
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I'll bet you that guy has no pants on.
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Ray Bradbury girl is yummy.
And Dog Man is a big let down. Christians scare me.
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Fat people, just because you're pig-faced, fat and dressed in a star trek jacket doesn't mean you are funny.
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Ray Bradbury girl is yummy.
God yes.
My new favorite movie trailer:
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And Dog Man is a big let down. Christians scare me.
The most scary of all.
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Oh my. Fantastic.
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Ah...the power of Christina Hendricks.
The joke's better backwards. The male reporter is a little obsessed with her and we end the clip with him stumbling through something about how it's "awesome" that she was taking a bath. So notice how he freezes when she first mentions the bath.
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He made a complete creepy asshole of himself.
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My new anthem...
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That song is awesome . . .
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Yeow. That album's gonna be amazing.
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Yeow. That album's gonna be amazing.
Tyson's famous last words.
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I know. :(
But I believe! I believe in magic!
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A fairy shall die.
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Awesome.
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Early Kodachrome movies from 1922. Pretty cool.
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Matt should love this video
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Audio might be NSFW, but this is hilarious.
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Feline disrespect from behind!
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One day, I'm going to buy Japan.
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Every once in a while, I kind of wish they won WWII. Can you imagine? Then, instead of Celebrity Survivor, we'd have B-list actors playing that treadmill game, or the moving styrofoam wall game.
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Man! It's youtube day!
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holy shit! That must have taken him years to do.
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holy shit! That must have taken him years to do.
And there are more videos, too. There's one where they're doing the Mamba.
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Monkey's entry for the day:
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Didn't Tyson post this somewhere before?
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He should have summarized it.
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Oh! The African hip-hop music video. Yeah, posted that shit.
It's funny, but incredibly depressing.
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One day, I'm going to buy Japan.
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I think that this is awesome, I think....
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Ouch.
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My new anthem...
The official video is awesome.
http://www.facebook.com/ceelogreen?v=app_7146470109
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Wendy's training videos with musical cues! I feel sorry for any employee who couldn't actually get the song out of their head whenever they scooped chili.
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That's the same song in my head whenever I masturbate!
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figure eight motion!
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"So it'll really appeal."
Was this a punishment video?
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Youtube is all about capturing Monkey's dreams.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaa this is the greatest video ever. I am totally stealing it.
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My brain hurts.
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Neo Lebowski
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Neo Lebowski
nice.
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Monkey is back with a big bucket of awesome.
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Monkey is back with a big bucket of awesome.
This is awesome. :)
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One of the actors from Women's Studies is in this which shows how Nacho should handle his next raise attempt at his day job.
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Was that funny?
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Shush. Let's talk about Jill.
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Yikes! An attempt to kill the children of Japan.
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From Tyson's blog:
That shit makes my legs do that vertigo jelly thing...
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That video makes me want to pass out.
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I'm shocked, actually. It really affected me. Sweaty palms, weak legs...
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Pussies.
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Yeah, I was sitting at work leaning back in my chair and sweating. I think I'd be ok inside the caged area. But climbing up a few tiny bolts lightly welded to a pole in the fucking clouds? Fuck. That.
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It would be fun if a storm rolls over when one is up there.
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Ah, Megan Fox...
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I think my eyes just had an orgasm.
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She's all about doing music videos these days.
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She's playing "just the tip" with my soul.
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i hate french people.
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Posting this here because here teleprompter skills are hilariously bad.
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WTF Japan.
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Monkey's lunchtime viewing.
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Sheer awesome:
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Wow, this guy is horrible! HORRIBLE!
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I instantly shut off any comedy show when they say "you know?" more than twice. It's seriously the marker of a terrible fucking comedian.
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I shut it off as soon as he appeared on camera.
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People who think they are hilarious might actually be worse than people who think they can sing.
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I also like that his comedy acts are numbered and this appears to be 143. His family must love the shit out of him... could explain why he's performing in the backyard.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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INDIVIDUILLS
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Oh, that's good!
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GIVE IT SOME HEAT!
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Oh no, she said, "penis."
Now let's waste 1 minute and 26 seconds of air time.
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Family Feud is a waste of 22 minutes of air time, really.
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Every applicant should be accepted and presented with their striking/mauling weapons before being launched into the Death Bowl with every other applicant.
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Thanks to my girlfriend, whose Google Reader Unread Items could fill 20 bound volumes, I stay slightly abreast of internet fads. Or maybe I don't. Maybe this is 6 months old. I don't know. All I know is it's funny. The Andy Rooney game is played simply by taking one of Andy's "60 Minutes" segments and editing out everything but the first and last sentences.
Quick intro for monkey: Andy Rooney is supposedly a lovable curmudgeon who gets to whinge and complain about whatever he wants every Sunday night on CBS for about two or three minutes. He's been doing this for at least 40 years.
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I want Andy Rooney's job. It's like making an elderly, conservative Nacho Sasha the highest paid "voice of America" with no reasoning or purpose in mind on the part of the producers. The ultimate in pointless filler. Subtract commercials, joking, Rooney, and talking about Rooney, and 60 Minutes is actually just about 25 minutes.
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don't forget the monthly interview with a celebrity whose morals are only temporarily not under suspicion!
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And Monkey thinks Family Feud wastes air time.
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And Monkey thinks Family Feud wastes air time.
Most tv shows waste air time.
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Gross. Monkey, can you explain this to us?
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Did somebody hook Monkey up to the dream machine again?
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What....the...fuck?
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i really don't understand...unless they're directly targeting a furry market or animals in france really really get turned on by orange juice.
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It's because the French are dirty perverts.
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Is this a re-post? I can't remember where I've seen this before.
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That's hilarious.
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Totally quality.
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This is great:
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Man, some quality Youtubin this week.
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Some more:
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Ah...Japan...
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I love all the episodes of "Between to Ferns" but this one is just awesome.
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I love that Moonlighting is his acting credit. That's awesome.
Bruce rocks.
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"did you know that some actors turn down roles?"
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"It's product placement."
(to production staff)
"Under the armpits?"
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Wow . . .
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You say wow to that one? What, haven't you watched the Michael Cera one yet?
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For RC
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Yeah, that's super uncomfortable yet so hilarious.
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Not youtube but video nice.
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That's exceptionally awesome.
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Man, I posted that Between Two Ferns stuff ages ago!
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hahaha! oh wait, I'm an idiot... I didn't see the Bruce Willis one. :D
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Holy shit. Bruce Willis has the best one, hands down.
It's not a wasp!!!
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ha, reminds me of this :)
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http://www.theonion.com/video/thousands-of-girls-match-description-of-missing-so,18302/
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http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-releases-500000-men-from-us-strategic-bachel,18095/
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I found this again today. It makes me laugh so.
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That's how I drive on the Beltway!
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I've gotten hooked on the Drinking Made Easy blog... And this post has me hankering to ruin some wine bottles:
http://www.drinkingmadeeasy.com/2010/10/the-badass-guide-to-opening-a-bottle-of-wine.html
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I'm behind on everything so I'm just hearing about this . . . which may be one of the best Nike commercials ever.
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Oh, Labron... even with your natural talent and the fact that you're probably every bit as great a player as Michael Jordan was, I still couldn't give less of a shit about basketball.
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Pretty amazing . . .
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I love how it's guys in their small study-rooms who are going to change the way we use things like that.
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Beyonce's banned perfume commercial. Why is it banned? For side boob, no nipple. Come on, people.
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What do you expect from a country founded by Puritans?
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Now, you know, they only founded the Massachusetts Bay colony, and were shunned by everyone else. And, as an odd bit of history, they kicked out every other religion. Which is why the Quakers drifted down towards Pennsylvania.
What strikes me as bizarre is the 19th century idolization of Puritanism. Something that, essentially, had long burned itself out prior to the Revolution. The attempts to create a hyper-religious new world met with schisms and freakouts. Rhode Island Colony was carved out of Mass Bay Colony and became home to more religiously tolerant sect.
There was actually something of a government-sponsored myth created around the Puritans as we moved into the Age of Expansion. They were billed as the first frontiersmen. People who carved out a living from the wilderness and were good, god-fearing men and women. The hope being that westward expansion wouldn't become a miasma of prospectors, outlaws, refugees, and mercenaries.
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You mean like the Martian frontiersmen who will protect me while I use my third eye to lead us all to the elder gods who will grant us entrance to paradise?
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You mean like the Martian frontiersmen who will protect me while I use my third eye to lead us all to the elder gods who will grant us entrance to paradise?
Exactly!
Sign here. Initial here. And here...
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I just laughed myself stupid . . .
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You mean like the Martian frontiersmen who will protect me while I use my third eye to lead us all to the elder gods who will grant us entrance to paradise?
I want to write that film.
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You mean like the Martian frontiersmen who will protect me while I use my third eye to lead us all to the elder gods who will grant us entrance to paradise?
I want to write that film.
A tale of the early Mormon Church...
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And also a great future sci-fi film!
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Ah.... Old school.
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Watch this until the end....
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This is great:
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Oh, awesome! It's the Washington guys...
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What...you haven't watched all 1500 of those videos since 2007?
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What...you haven't watched all 1500 of those videos since 2007?
Uh...no. Just Washington. Now you've made me sad.
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sometimes Professor Brothers is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.
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What...you haven't watched all 1500 of those videos since 2007?
Uh...no. Just Washington. Now you've made me sad.
Don't feel bad. I've only seen Washington too.
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We need to plug in the right keywords for the internet pervs. beetortureXXX
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That's awesome!
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I'm not a big Youtuber and I'm too lazy to see if this has been posted already but if it hasn't then this is hilarious.
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That is simply fantastic.
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That is simply fantastic.
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He should become an internet hero.
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This scares me in all its awesomeness.
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that's much better than all the stuff my mom has been forwarding to me.
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Wow...why wasn't this done years ago?
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Temporarily moved this thread to the Nubbins forum because Cass is drunk at 1pm and sent a link to his mom.
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Wait. What? I need more explanation.
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Cass's mom is now a GS member and wants to know why he crucified Santa.
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Oh! I see.
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HAHAHAHAHAAH!
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Woah, RC! Is that safe for Cassander's mom?
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Wha-?
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That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
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I got 39.7m
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I love her.
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Also, why the fuck is this still in secret club?
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Okay... what the fuck?
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Pretty sure you just answered your own question right there.
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Surprised I beat Tyson to this:
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Oh, I forgot to post that when I saw it! Goddamn you, Nacho!
Anyways, yeah, totally want to sex Don's face. God, I could watch his shit all day.
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Starting at 3:10, it's just pure magic.
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so...it's just what it is. when do we start construction on the karaoke shield in Poland?
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That's.... I was waiting for Rocky to appear.
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Hey RC -- that's a night at Silk Stalkings, eh?
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Yeah. Too close to home really.
"i can't see my lady parts anymore, but I can show you how I work them."
Also, I've heard the pregnant chicks get super fucking horny around the seventh month which really seems like terrible timing.
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Pregnant chicks are fun. You can pretend you're getting a blowjob at the same time.
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Pregnant chicks are fun. You can pretend you're getting a blowjob at the same time.
HAAHAAHAHAHAA!
Preggers chicks love swallowing as well; extra protein feeds the baby. Quid pro quo ergo sum the baby is taking your cum shot.
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Oh! blow job is linked to a smiley! That explains alot.
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That hurts my brain.
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Just found this little nugget....
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The comments on that are great.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT VIDEO BUT IT'S BAD AND HAPPENING BECAUSE OF <Insert whatever belief I have about government/the military/protesters/bystanders/fighting 3 military members> AND THAT'S JUST WRONG!
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The comments on that are great.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT VIDEO BUT IT'S BAD AND HAPPENING BECAUSE OF <Insert whatever belief I have about government/the military/protesters/bystanders/fighting 3 military members> AND THAT'S JUST WRONG!
Haha!
You idiots why didn't you help this man? I see a lot of men and woman there whome look very able. It was only three army personell!!!!!! There's a saying from a courageous man... Unless your ready to die for it put the word "freedom" out of your vocabulary - Malcolm X All you spoon fed kids who have never tasted struggle should stay at home if your not going to go all in. Your enemy is willing to go to these extremes why don't you? Chumps.
RUSH into the automatic weapons fire boys and girls! SURRENDER YOUR LIVES FOR LA REVOLUTION!
The US Military doesn't just shoot there own people, they kidnap them as well. It's time to reclaim 1776!
You mean...piracy, fielding a guerrilla army, assassination...?
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That's fucked up, but the video is also out of context.
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This is hilarious and (Leora's new england cousins vouch for it) totally an homage to NH instead of a joke. There are some pretty good lines in there.
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I now want to see something like that for every State.
Well...I guess we have GoRemy, sorta...
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This is.... Great.
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This is.... Great.
Haha! Shit, that's awesome.
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I am so addicted to dashcam footage...
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One for T-bird:
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Awesome.
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Monkey has now learned, "fuck you!" in sign-language. Result.
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They could have done a better job with this... Lots of "famous" product placements left out -- such as the Superman II fight scene (which beat the E.T. mega-product placement, and is also the first real modern-day example).
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Pepsi. Email me. I've got a script called Women's Studies 2: Pepsi is Awesome to pitch you.
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damn...never considered Reese's pieces product placement. Chalk up another point for Mindless Consumerism vs. Cass. Laughing out loud at "The Wizard," though. That whole movie was written by a Nintendo Vice president.
Second thoughts: is there a term for a woman who becomes exponentially more attractive in her thirties than she was as a late teen/twenty-year old? This never happens in real life, but to me Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Diane Lane all fall into this category. They're like female Paul Newmans.
third Thoughts: I forgot "The Island" was even made. God, what a horrible goddamn movie. Still better than Total Recall, though.
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Second thoughts: is there a term for a woman who becomes exponentially more attractive in her thirties than she was as a late teen/twenty-year old? This never happens in real life, but to me Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Diane Lane all fall into this category. They're like female Paul Newmans.
It happens in real life. I know a couple. Some women hit a weird, glowing stride in their 30's. It's usually the baby-face ones who go through their 20's looking like they're 15. Then, suddenly, they flower into full womanhood.
Then they start a hard fall at 40.
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Ricky Gervais is pure uncut liquid awesome dripped directly into my eyeball.
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Jesus... I love that he gets these gigs and always does shit like that.
Also, a decent uploader would have included a minute or two of Scarlett. Mmmmm...
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I love how he says "Boardwalk Empire..." and the cut to Buscemi, and his look is just like, "CHRIST! Shit! What's he going to mock?!" but we didn't get the immediate relief shot. Ah well.
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Was this posted already? The past three days are something of a blur.
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It hasn't been posted already... But it's been forwarded to me a dozen times!
Hey Cass -- is your mom done with GS? Can we move this thread back to normal?
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I told you at the beginning that it only needed to be a day!
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I don't know, man. Your mom's been over an awful lot. Drank all my blackberry brandy, too!
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What a moron...
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I have a weird weakness for the cello:
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Oh, I love this stuff. Shining as a comedy...and Seinfeld as a dark thriller.
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Greatly enjoyed The King's Speech.... And here's the real deal:
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Ah! And Old Spice guy is back:
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The Plinkett rip-offs have started.
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Annoying rip-offs.
And how dare they mock Zardoz! If you're going to go Plinkett, you have to delve into the history and the importance of these awful films.
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What cunts.
Zardoz rocks. The only thing it lacks is Lizard People.
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Freaking hilarious
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For Nacho:
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That's very Monkey!
For Nacho:
Oh, good, now I have something to watch...constantly...for the next six hours.
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So, this is pretty funny.
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This is great:
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So, this is pretty funny.
That would have been better than the ball-crunching Super Bowl ads.
This is great:
Yeah. That made my morning.
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You're welcome.
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I don't know what the hell this is....
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You know what I think? I think Japan is what the human race is really all about. We go around every day wearing these masks and calling ourselves civilized. Like monkeys in suits. But Japan? From the moment they were forced to face the world, their first reaction was to conquer it. The only way to stop them was to visit the worst horror or war ever invented upon them. Naturally, they pulled back and have spent the time since exploring the absolute limits of human behavior -- from organized crime to entertainment to complete debauchery.
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Or it could be the effects of dropping that second bomb.
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Man, monkey is just a trove of offensive, yet hilarious punchlines this morning.
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Man, monkey is just a trove of offensive, yet hilarious punchlines this morning.
Kisses!
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The interviewer is like a real life Liz Lemon.
I like that there's a hint of old-school serialism in there. Bet he's a big BSG fan.
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I thought he would be talking about the hit CBS sitcom.
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This is an April Fool's in February, right?
Or it's gonna be a comedy yeah: E.T. meets Mars Attacks?
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This is an April Fool's in February, right?
Or it's gonna be a comedy yeah: E.T. meets Mars Attacks?
It's one of these stupid "mash-ups".
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I gathered as much when I visited his youtube page.
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Haha! The "day screams."
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Silliness. But the 127 Hours gag is worth it because I've decided that I hate that movie.
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Haha!
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Oh, Phil....
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I don't know how much Charlie Sheen madness you've been following but this video makes me want to do copious amounts of drugs.
0:45 is where it really starts to take off for me.
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Hero.
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You know, I agree with Monkey. I don't quite see the problem. He's not killing or raping kids or something, is he? He's just being a crank. Hollywood's gotten prudish. A wild card these days is Anne Hathaway, America's favorite Ivory Girl. God forbid someone says "fuck."
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Don't worry, SFW.
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Not sure where you work Monkey...but where I work...not so much!
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Just watched this. I bet you that would be better than Indy 4.
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You could film me on the toilet and it'll be better than Indy 4.
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Wow...
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Wow...
Video of the month.
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Not the greatest song, but I laughed out loud a lot. Great nostalgia trigger for anyone playing video games in the late 80s/early 90s...and I think that includes all of us.
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Now that's engineering! Japanese skyscrapers on their dampers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuned_mass_damper).
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Okay, so this made me laugh today.
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I'm going to come to your house tonight, when you're sleeping, and murder you. I can do that...because I'm an adult.
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So if you
suffered watched through Downton Abbey, this is a welcome parody (from Comic Relief so, like everything during Comic Relief, it's too long and a little clumsy... But it has some faces you'll recognize, and is surprisingly cruel to the Beeb's biggest blockbuster of 2010):
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Part two:
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What's the best zombie film I've seen in seven years? This Australian zombie short.
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For Monkey to get high and then watch over and over:
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That's freaky.
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So I saw this commercial on TV the other night...and...well...judge for yourself.
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So now I want the Tea Partiers to get into office and all the blame can fall on them.
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Here is what gets me...while China does hold the most of the debt that foreign countries hold, the US population still holds the most.
As of January 2011, foreigners owned $4.45 trillion of U.S. debt, or approximately 47% of the debt held by the public of $9.49 trillion and 32% of the total debt of $14.1 trillion. The largest holders were the central banks of China ($1.1 trillion) and Japan ($885 billion).[28][29] The share held by foreign governments has grown over time, rising from 25% of the public debt in 2007[30] and 13% in 1988.[31]
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I think our debt is a cunning plan, really. Now, if China goes to war with us, they'll lose a massive investment and be crippled.
It's like they say with the OPEC countries. If we cut off oil right now, those countries would plummet into the stone age within a year.
Did you know Japan's debt is double their GDP? I love that... And now this nuke thing. Wooo, boy! Everyone take cover!
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That China ad is xenophobic to the point of being racist. I'm tough to truly offend, but that's in the ball park.
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The Vulture blog started this mini-meme... It's a drunk dial voicemail that some girl left for one of their authors or it was a wrong number or...something... The story's not interesting, and I hate this illustrated shit, but the drunk call itself is awesome.
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If you're braving "Youtube 1911" today, which is strangely addictive, then here's IKEA's April fool's joke:
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What's the 1911 motif mean?
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What's the 1911 motif mean?
If you select it (or, half the time, it's automatic), then every single Youtube appears "as it did in 1911." It's actually kind of retarded.
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So I saw this commercial on TV the other night...and...well...judge for yourself.
Couple of questions here....in 2030 we will work FOR the Chinese? How does that work? Is it in the fine print of all our loans? "Oh, and if the US defaults, you have to open factories and work and export all your shit to us for a change." Isn't that what idiot right wingers want anyway? More people to bite the bullet and go to mindless manufacturing jobs? Or is this more of a monopoly scenario where the Chinese grab all of our land in lieu of payment and then build exorbitant hotels that we have to staff?
And what's with the creepy laughter at the end? "HAHAHAHA Stupid jerks work for us! My how the tables have turned! Now we're the ones getting cancer from drywall fabricated from toxic materials, buying cheap razor edged toys, and eating tainted spinach. Stupid AMERICANS!"
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The Vulture blog started this mini-meme... It's a drunk dial voicemail that some girl left for one of their authors or it was a wrong number or...something... The story's not interesting, and I hate this illustrated shit, but the drunk call itself is awesome.
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That is GREAT!
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I want to hang out with those two guys.
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That was really funny.
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Oh my god, this is almost inescapable as it makes the internet rounds... It's not even funny, really. I mean, maybe it would have been if I didn't have a million copies of it cropping up absolutely everywhere I looked.
It's now become funny to me just because I know I won't go ten minutes through Google reader without running into it. So, here, I'll post it and wait for Reader to update!
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Yeah, I'm cross-posting, but eat my ass.
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And give the video a thumbs up if you like it, please.
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Somebody sign these kids.
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Haha! Thanks, RC. Made Monkey smile.
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Sleater-Kinney's latest! Oh... No, wait.
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25 minutes of horrible stupidity.
And I loved it!
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Wow...
There's more!
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The footage of the Japanese Tsunami got me looking up tsunami footage. So here's this from the 2004 tsunami -- back when people stood on the beach and watched it coming and went, "Huh."
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Wow...
There's more!
Those are really good.
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That guy is a boss.
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She was so funny on the Brooker radio show... So I've been having a Youtube orgy this afternoon. She's a British Tina Fey!
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Yeah, she's quite good.
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"Because I'm a sturdy woman...."
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"Jazz finds a way...."
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I did a quick search for this and didn't find anything, so if I'm late to the party on this so be it. But I laughed my ass off on this one.
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Just did a search myself for "condom commercial" and the four results were great for the sake of nostalgia. From diners to Katrina!
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I want one of those.
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I apologize if this is a repost, but that stupid (amazing!) Reimagine game led me to this.
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Haha! Oh, man. This is, like, SUPER-MEME!
But it's so crazy, I'm glad to see it posted. This guy has since turned this into a money-making extravaganza, too. Thanks to him appearing repeatedly on Jimmy Kimmel and basically begging for money.
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That game I posted in the crazy links thread is all about the memes. I think it's art, and that's not a term I throw around lightly.
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It's blocked at work and I avoid all online games when I get home because...well... It might get in the way of watching seven hours of Cheers.
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This one's so worth it.
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Harvard invite Amy Poehler to give their commencement. She jokes for about six minutes, then veers into this amazing discussion on the different generations -- hers (and ours) vs. the generation for the kids graduating. AIDS vs. 9/11. And then she refs Rushdie, and then she gets even more serious.
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She is an uber MILF.
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Good! See? People think I'm crazy for being attracted to Poehler.
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Wait... What?
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That was awesome. Except for the song, of course.
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I'm going to go ahead and pretend that that's how Nimoy actually lives.
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okay, picture that you're a semi-celebrated actor known for one role only, actual "real" work is always beyond your grasp, you're about 80 and tired of playing the same 18 holes at your country club and your wife won't shut up about the grandkids. wouldn't you relish the chance to go be in a music video for a band "the kids" are all up in arms about and just act like a bastard for 48 hours? wouldn't you?
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Yes.
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That video made me smile.
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One for RC:
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Found your new girlfriend, Nacho. She likes cats.
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Found your new girlfriend, Nacho. She likes cats.
You know, I'd go out with her. And have her do a video blog once a week on the front page. And you all would love it.
For some reason, she makes me think of the drunk voicemail girl:
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Drunk VM Girl is one of my go-to videos.
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I was trying to find full episodes of CHIPS and...well...
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Nobody cares about the Tony's, right?
So Lin-Manuel Miranda won a couple years ago and he did this impromptu rap that was pretty awesome. He was brought on for the most recent ones to write a rap for Neil Patrick Harris -- and the rap would be a closing comments sort of thing reviewing the evening's winners. So it was written as the show went on...
What's amazing is that Harris committed the damn thing to memory right there on the spot then went out and performed it.
Monkey's going to call me gay.
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How come I haven't heard about Sexy Nerd Girl before?
http://www.youtube.com/user/sexynerdgirlcom
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Gay.
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I've been hearing about this all week, but I didn't watch it because it wasn't here. However, Cass shared it on his Google Reader! My only other source of news.
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Well... An ominous weather report...
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Hahaha! Local news.
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The 80's were(n't) awesome!
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The First World Problems rap is the current internet craze:
Inspired by this:
Of course, the ground was much more expertly broken by DC's own GoRemy:
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This is strangely fascinating. A Japanese girl band member is... Fake. And not fake in the old lip sync way. She's actually a computer composite of all the band member's best features.
So, apparently, they're a videos and multimedia-only phenom, never touring, and they've developed a tremendous following. The band has put up this "perfect woman" as role model, pop idol, etc, and created a personality around her.
The video below was "leaked" and there's a huge uproar.
Now, I think the video looks too professional to be leaked. Plus it has ads for how you can do the same sort of shit. So it almost seems like it's an intentional extra. The band hasn't commented on the backlash, but my feel is that the fans are simply a legion of idiots.
Also, I subscribe to far too many blogs.
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That is fascinating.
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I've decided to indulge my Alison Brie obsession today.
I can't tell if she's just in character for every interview or if she really is Annie Edison in real life.
Here she is on Craig Ferguson:
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Actually on Mad Men you can kind of tell she's a sweet girl trying to play an old-fashioned sweet girl. Or, wait...has she been used to working those breasts for 12 years? hard to tell.
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Hahaha!
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hahaha
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Audio is NSFW.
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That's the Family Guy people, right? What's that from? I kind of let go of the Family Guy thread a few years ago...
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One for RC:
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The guy who made this video said that, if he got a million views or whatever, he'd make a professional video.
And...here it is:
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Excellent.
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Writing movies for Fun & PROFIT!
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I'm always confused when I see Lt. Dangle not playing Lt. Dangle.
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Oh, how this made me laugh!
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Welcome to the midnight shift!
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You know the scary thing... If you go to the museum at the Mormon temple in Kensington, they follow some of these patterns. Every single visitor gets a guide, who'll follow you around. So, like, if three of you go in, you get three guides. And they act to keep you from talking amoungst yourselves about the INSANE displays.
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Fuck those guides, I'd be talking anyway.
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Oh my god... Are you all following this ridiculous Marine Ball invitation drama? The guy who put up a 15 second Youtube asking Mila Kunis out, her acceptance, the massive fallout, her pulling out and now waffling back and forth...
Justin Timberlake (who made her accept in the first place) has now accepted this girl's invitation:
This Marine decided to reach for the height of weirdness:
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She turned him down... But Linda Hamilton stepped in:
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NSFW... Probably.
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Information for life!
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New favourite.
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I tried to describe this to cat people yesterday and they were all, "We are not amused."
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I tried to describe this to cat people yesterday and they were all, "We are not amused."
See, I love cats, but that video is not only accurate but funny.
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The internet is eating itself. But Angry Grandpa is some of the funniest shit I've sen in a while.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAngryGrandpaShow (http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAngryGrandpaShow)
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Hmmm... A little too real for me. These days, I'm only able to emotionally handle far-fetched comedy about likable people in impossible situations.
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Yeah, Angry Grandpa is just kinda creepy.
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NSFW!
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Um...wow. I almost made a Thing/John Carpenter thread for this, but figured that was too much. You can move shit around and do so if you feel inspired for some reason, RC.
With a remake/prequel (premake?) looming, it's a great time to revisit John Carpenter's The Thing ... especially that ambiguous ending, which leaves us wondering at the ultimate fate of Kurt Russell's MacReady, Keith David's Childs and the shape-shifting alien parasite that may have infected one or both of them. There's been a lot of speculation over the years as to the ultimate outcome, but now one man, armed with an excruciating attention to detail, is setting out to provide an answer.
The theory sort of rests on the idea that there were NO mistakes in writing or production, though he briefly defends that assumption at the start. I'm going to go watch his full review now... Actually, his whole channel looks fun: http://www.youtube.com/user/robag88#p/u
Part one:
Part 2:
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we need a save for later button.
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Different times... or unbelievably creepy?
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Man, talk about classic predator behavior.
The giveaway that it's not just "different times" is that "dirty old man" comment. He jokes, but listen to her tone. There's a PA ready to run out and tackle her.
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What a bunch of pussies...
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I wonder if corgipenis.com is available.
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Well, that's a nice little Youtube sink, he says hours of Chuck Testa later.
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Best. Demo reel. Ever.
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Now we need the NM version.
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This is making the rounds today -- the original got, like, a million views in a couple days. It's on Vimeo or something... Guy brings a marching band to play him out after he quits his horrible job.
The little things I love: The "lost time" incident board (and having a band member change it to zero) and the bosses attitude, even though he's confronted with a bizarre situation. Such a fucking typical middle manager...
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He should at least have delivered his resignation in song form: he kinda wimped out.
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If I were to do that here, I'd have about two minutes before the cops arrived in force. I think that was probably on their minds.
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LAND OF THE FREE!
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Every country's a police state these days. Even the ones with a candy shell.
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Except for the country of my mind!
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Insane. But awesome. But insane.
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So much awesome:
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So...nobody died for three posts! A Youtube record!
Now...to watch that flipbook girl for 40 more minutes...
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So...nobody died for three posts! A Youtube record!
Hurrah!
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#toomuchfreetime
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Yes.
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Joel McHale -- for you Community fans. I'm not really a Diablo Cody fan, though she's pretty hard to avoid. What drew me to this is that it's a webshow shot in her remodeled Airstream. My secret future home.
And Joel McHale, of course. Who is great from the start ("I am as much a dick as people think I am") to the end where he dangles a baby by one leg and hands it to Cody.
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I love the ending...and the fat kid who goes ballistic.
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My friends posted eleven seconds of their baby on Youtube and now they have over three million hits.
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Cats and/or babies + ??? = PROFIT
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I'm a big Tony Head fan, so, to dispel my woes today, I went for the Ferguson-Head double whammy.
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File under depressing.
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I found your new girl, Nacho.
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I'd let her pee on me.
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A little early in the season, but this is a pretty good commercial.
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Haha! Hahahaha!
"Imagine it's a dogs head in the box" Charlie Brooker.
Charlie Brooker has been trolling on Twitter about this video, saying "that John Lewis advert is bullshit", calling it "horrible and insidious." "Kids don't do that. Kids don't count the hours waiting to give their parents a gift. They don't."
"How many parents this Xmas will subliminally compare their own brats to the saintly John Lewis one and find them lacking?"
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I can't wait for Brooker's Year in review...
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Wow... nature still has the best special effects.
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Ah, Starlings. The communists of the bird world. Their flocks can get up into the high thousands -- and not all the same species, either. Others will tag along just for safety in numbers.
They came through the weekend job once -- back when I was working nights at the bookshop. Thursday night, dark and quiet in the fall, and a flock descends on the house and grounds to camp out. It was a little disturbing.
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That's crazy! It almost looks fake.
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That's crazy! It almost looks fake.
It's because television makes so many fake things look real.
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I can't wait for Brooker's Year in review...
This years Screenwipe is going to be a good 'un.
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Absolute genius.
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Love it.
BOSS BATTLE!
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These always seemed forced... Though I do love the rational kids. Like Marissa and her mom's cooking. "I like your cooking when it's, like, dinner. Not a sandwich. And why would you eat off it?"
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An oldie....
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Wow... Something to go along with what I've been talking about in the "grounding" thread.
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Why do I watch the Super Bowl? Shit like this...
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Oh...wow... Are they really?
That kind of gets me excited. Is it the whole crew? I would love that.
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It's a Honda commercial.
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Oh. Sad.
Now I'm angry.
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Sign o' the times.
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WTF Japan?
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That is amazing.
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It's the smiling baby sunrise that does it.
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It's the smiling baby sunrise that does it.
A British kids' show, The Teletubbies - a hallucinogenic nightmare - had a baby-faced sun. And all the characters were gay as fuck.
And no, Tyson, I avoided watching it.
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Thou doth protest too much.
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Thou doth protest too much.
You'd protest too, Tyson, if I was raping your eyes with COLOURS.
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Why do I watch the Super Bowl? Shit like this...
Commercial is out... and it's kind of lame.
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It was lame the moment you said it wasn't a real sequel.
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:/
It's actually kind of depressing.
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I'd love them to make a real sequel.
Maybe the advert is to gauge public demand for a sequel via disappointing adverts.
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God...I had this giddy vision of the entire cast back together, and it being about skipping a day of work.
I mean, right down to Grey and Sheen at the police station...which would be hilariously awesome today.
"Drugs?"
"No, thank you."
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What blows the whole commercial for me is that it's "Broderick" instead of "Bueller." they should have just been ambiguous about the whole thing.
But yeah, a sequel would be rad.
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Super Bowl is this Sunday. You know what that means...
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Oh. Wow. I could watch puppy bowl for hours.
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Much more interesting than the actual sport.
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I think my ovaries just developed.
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Um...
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Shame about the gay soundtrack.
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Shame about the gay soundtrack.
Never seen the original Wicker Man?
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I have, but the music just seems super gay-er with the Muppets.
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I'm more disturbed about Miss Piggy in the Britt Eckland role.
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I apologize if this has been shared somewhere else.
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Exquisitely awesome.
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That Michael Bolton video is great. For first of the year...beautiful...but I'm exhausted by the autotune thing.
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That's dubstep, old man. The kids love it.
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Dubstep is gay. Slow samples, slow samples, FAST samples, FAST SAMPLES, slow samples, repeat.
Also, kudos on the Michael Bolton video.
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Gotta love Redlettermedia.
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That Captain Jack Sparrow song has been stuck in my head for three days. Literally, three whole days. I hate everyone involved.
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Oh man... That's awful. Funny, but awful.
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Apparently, I've been living under a rock and I missed this.
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That was great. I've missed the honey badger meme, as well. Probably for the better...
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When thinking of great comedy minds, Jimmy Kimmel doesn't immediately jump out at me... but maybe he should start to.
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If Yason Bourne Identity and I'm Fucking Matt Damon didn't convert you way back when, then you're soulless.
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So I didn't laugh until "Daniel Day-Lewis as you've never seen him before....as Tyler Perry...as George Washington!" priceless.
actually that was the only time I laughed.
What it made me think of, though, is the extreme overlap in humor styles that is going to exist in about 30 years because of not only our improved American lifespan but because of our reluctance to let go of any cultural reference that might resonate, however slightly, with over 50 million people. Shit. Are we still going to be halfway smiling at Roadhouse and Flashdance references fifteen years from now? Maybe. Everything from Johnny Carson Nostalgia through 90s sugary satire to the early 2000's extreme nonsequiturs to is going to be fair game. Except down the road all of these people are probably going to STILL be alive and kicking and hoping to grab some airtime. Along with Dmitri Martin, Daniel Tosh, Louis CK, and all the kids who are just now starting out. Eventually our culture of not being able to retire celebrity is going to really come to a head. Because it's hard to write jokes that span four generations, you know?
Not trying to bash anyone...it just struck me how much of a problem we are going to have constructing a widespread shared American culture down the road. When everything is a reference and the rest is a network text-to-vote show, there's not a lot of hope for ABC, NBC, and CBS in the future, is there? Or movie studios, for that matter. Kind of funny how this spoofy video is actually pointing out how the fact that a market that rushes to fill all our different needs is separating us beyond reconciliation.
What anyone under the age of 25 really wants, though, is an excuse to get out of the house on the weekends and that whatever is on the screen at any given time is only about half important. ah well.
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Hey -- maybe the pendulum will swing, eh? People getting sick of 1000 channels and nothing good to watch. Then they will go out on the weekends.
With your rant above in mind, watch the new Muppet movie. When we do look back in 20 years, that'll be the grandfather of "culture eating itself" films.
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Because it's hard to write jokes that span four generations, you know?
Carlin somehow managed it while only evolving his style, rather than completely changing it for each generation.
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That's dubstep, old man. The kids love it.
Lollerbots:
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Okay... that's fucking funny.
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I don't actually understand it because I don't know what dubstep is.
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Dubstep is music that starts off slowly then goes REALLY FAST!
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DROP THE BEAT.
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WHERE'S THE DROP?
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WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' DROP, MAN?
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There is no drop with dubstep.
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There is no drop with dubstep.
The way I see it, Dubstep leads to suffering and suffering leads to hate.
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DAMMIT I DROPPED MY DRINK
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Good morning! Here's a week's worth of nightmares!
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Everything is terrible.
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What was that video?
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This is the "Fuck Me Ray Bradbury" chick.
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Yeah. Have you not friended her on FB? Because everyone should.
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I'm picky about my FB friends...
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I friended her. She approved within minutes. Of course I am friends with the inimitable Nacho Sasha.
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Who is Nacho Sasha?
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Gay rights activist.
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A/C Bird Sexer.
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And by all means, kill Hitler!
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I feel the need to quote this every once in a while...
One for RC:
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The guy who made this video said that, if he got a million views or whatever, he'd make a professional video.
And...here it is:
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Just in case you don't believe pure fucking evil exists....
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That somehow increases my self-loathing because I think it's awesome but I know that I should be annoyed by it.
But it's awesome.
I'm going to die alone.
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That was pretty cool.
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Unapologetically gay for Craig. And he comes stumbling out of a TARDIS!
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Because why the hell not.
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So...back to my media black out!
(1) I have no idea who she is
(2) I had no idea there was a cat-daddy controversy! This is a huge thing!
So I fell down the "Upton-mania" hole... For those who are also on complete media/entertainment/information black out:
Terry's upload of the clip to YouTube quickly hit big, thanks to the sheer, um, bounciness of its subject. Alas, it was removed by YouTube moderators on Tuesday, who cited a community guidelines violation, then restored Wednesday after a user outcry — after all, there's no nudity or wardrobe malfunction in the footage, just a lot of undulating Upton.
"With the massive volume of videos on our site, sometimes we make the wrong call,” a YouTube rep said. "When it’s brought to our attention that a video has been removed mistakenly, we act quickly to reinstate it."
And with it, they reinstate another classic in the Upton oeuvre, which you can check out below if you're not offended by a scantily clad, notably hot model in motion.
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Today I discovered Kate Upton.
And did dirty things.
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Yeah, Kate Upton... yum.
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A little bit of class for this thread...
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When she sings this song it seems like a declaration of 'bucket vagina.'
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Oh, Monkey.
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The footage of the Japanese Tsunami got me looking up tsunami footage. So here's this from the 2004 tsunami -- back when people stood on the beach and watched it coming and went, "Huh."
Ran across this today:
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Gripping stuff. I powered right through the first 2 and a half.
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Gripping stuff. I powered right through the first 2 and a half.
I did the whole damn thing and spent half the day crying. Especially thanks to that Brit couple who start out joking and then you find out what happened to their kid.
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The waves looked pretty.
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This is the "Fuck Me Ray Bradbury" chick.
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So is this what dubstep is doing? Because this is amazing...
(Disclaimer: I learned about dubstep, what, three pages ago in this thread, and this video is clearly deep in meme land, and this guy is doing the talk show circuit... So I'm going to post this, but it's with the knowledge that even a three year old will probably roll their eyes at me.)
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Freak-a-doo optical illusion shit...
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There's a whole series of these, but this one is by far the best.
edit: fixed RC's link.
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Those of us without children have not yet experienced the horror that is Yo Gabba Gabba.
Be warned. Down this road lies a YouTube hole of epic proportions.
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That right there is why the American Experiment will end in our lifetime.
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There's a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!
I quote this from memory, not from having watched the youtube. My kids loved the show when they were very little.
I don't see this as much different than Sesame Street.
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Sesame Street didn't promote the same level of fantasy. That's my trouble with these things. They didn't make food into some sort of happy creature that danced in your stomach. Yes, it's muppets and talking birds and vampire mathematicians, but there's a more responsible approach to education and reality.
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Well, okay. But the underlying message of this song is: eat your vegetables. Young kids don't understand why that's a good thing necessarily, so if Kermit the Frog, or DJ Lance Rock get them to have fun doing it...no biggie.
Now that my kids are older (5 & 7) they wouldn't watch Yo Gabba Gabba for more than a minute.
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You learn to eat your vegetables when you're sitting at the table alone, hours after dinner, on a summer evening, crying because you're not allowed to get up!
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You learn to eat your vegetables when you're sitting at the table alone, hours after dinner, on a summer evening, crying because you're not allowed to get up!
Hahahaha!
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NSFW, 25 minutes long, and fucking terrifying.
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Oh my god, RC. You take procrastination to a whole new level...
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I can't get enough of storm footage!
Here's Katrina as it hit Gulf Port, with NatGeo storm chaser Mike Theiss being the chasee for a change. He was trapped in a hotel.
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Digging through the internet archives...all the pre-meme stuff that would be memes today. Remember this one (posted on Youtube in 06, but much older than that):
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And...
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An oldie but a goodie...
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Yeah. I'm in a Youtube hole.
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Added to the list fo things that make me shit my pants? This commercial.
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Shit gets real about 1:22.
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I like how sad she gets that the researcher can't "see it."
She's also hot. Even with the giant forehead.
So...did you follow the Youtube hole from that video? Because I am.
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Oh, I've been down that hole before.
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Just in case you don't believe pure fucking evil exists....
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Hold my beer while I kill myself.
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Can't. Already killed myself.
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Rachel Bloom!
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Ha!
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That video earns you a charming FB mention.
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Yes.
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Yes.
That's really beautifully done.
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Yes.
Makes me want to smoke up.
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There's a whole series of these, but this one somehow hits closest to home.
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Ha!
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There is a point, though... Why was a high school kid hanging out with the creepy hermit who sleeps on a cot in a room full of clocks?
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It's science!
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Good morning.
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Creepy.
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Creepier that the Jehovah's Witnesses got that video taken down on a copyright violation.
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Creepier that the Jehovah's Witnesses got that video taken down on a copyright violation.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3504602
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Here it is sped up and with music!
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Who needs mushrooms?
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Maybe that guy cooks Meth.
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Breaking Bad on Monkey's brain!
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I've been trying to figure out what Gangnam Style is. I think it's a song by Korean rapper Psy. However after watching this video, I don't really care.
EDIT:
Here's the original "Gangnam Style" video.
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Some worthwhile video:
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I'm very happy to fall down the beautiful Korean women Youtube hole...
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I'm very happy to fall down the beautiful Korean women Youtube hole...
Gay.
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Not a video, but the Wiki on 'Gangnam Style' is pretty fascinating.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangnam_Style
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Jesus Christ. Here he is letting 50,000 people sing the song for him...
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It's pretty catchy though really just a sped up, 21st century version of Technotronic's 'Pump up the Jam.'
Still... it some how makes me believe we can all get along.
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Still... it some how makes me believe we can all get along.
It makes me worry if North Korea has a point. Destroy extraordinarily wealthy 20 year olds in yellow suits at all costs!
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I feel in to the internet Psy hole, and read how the lyrics are somewhat satirical considering South Korea's debt crisis. Gangnam is a rich district in Seoul. The lyrics are about a guy with no money trying to pick up rich Gangnam chicks who don't have money either, but spend what little they have on frivolous pricey shit.)
Hi, I'm RC and I'm a nerd.
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You're in the hive mind! The video telegraphs that satire without need for translation, so, yes. I was just making a lame Korea joke. I agree with you. We can all get along, sexy lady!
Speaking of youtube holes... Have we covered Bad Lip Reading somewhere in the last 123 pages? If not:
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"It really isn't the same unless you listen to it in the original Klingon..."
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I want this costume.
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Ask a mortician! There are a bunch of these. She's kinda silly, but I get the impression she's living alone in a basement apartment and spends 12 hours a day with corpses...so...whatever. Good on her for trying.
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Here -- get really high on sinus medication and then watch this:
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More sinus medication hilarity! A dog's reaction to biting into a lemon:
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Okay...and this also leads to the best youtube hole ever.
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Dog eats bitter lemon? When have we found sweet lemons?
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Dog eats bitter lemon? When have we found sweet lemons?
In the US, sweet ("Meyer") lemons are a cross between a lemon and some other citrus (originally imported from China). There's also a sweet Persian lemon often used in their cooking, which is probably another hybrid.
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But aren't "lemons" per se. Ergo, "bitter lemon" remains the redundant tautology it is.
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But aren't "lemons" per se. Ergo, "bitter lemon" remains the redundant tautology it is.
We can blame the Germans for such redundancy. Specifically, Schweppes, who actively marketed a "bitter lemon" drink. So the roots are probably in some sort of translation snafu.
Though, at least in US supermarkets, one would see the Meyer lemons separated from the normal lemons, and, depending on the recipe, regret getting one when the other was called for.
Though, yes, for the common person, a lemon is a lemon.
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Are you calling me common?
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I'm really, really happy that that actually is a series. So I'll go to work now and watch them all.
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I got caught in a Jimmy Kimmel YouTube hole. This is the best.
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Kimmel's the Somethingawful of talk shows. I love it.
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Shit, RC, you threw me down the same fucking hole! This had me laughing my head off:
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So awesome... for so many reasons.
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Satan lives!
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I was searching for the most unintentionally hilarious scene in modern sci-fi television for a possible front page piece and, deep down the hole, I ended up with this super cut of every single Bill Paxton line from Aliens...
Which doesn't fit my bill, but was hilarious.
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People like that actually exist.
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You know, it strikes me how weirdly dated Aliens is. Like teasing Vasquez about being an illegal alien.
So...you come from a globally united corporatocracy in the 22nd century. What are you talking about?
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You know, it strikes me how weirdly dated Aliens is. Like teasing Vasquez about being an illegal alien.
So...you come from a globally united corporatocracy in the 22nd century. What are you talking about?
He's making an historical joke.
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I suppose we could take it that way. I sometimes wonder if that's the real Paxton. Like, if they just said, hey, Bill, just wing every scene and be yourself.
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I'm going to start doing that when I pump gas.
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The current meme... A compilation of dashcam footage called "Driving in Russia."
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I don't understand how half those accidents could possibly even happen...
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I love how the stereo kept going after the first crash.
Also, in Soviet Russia, accidents have you.
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I love how the stereo kept going after the first crash.
The timing is perfect.
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If one these was ever pulled on me, I think I'd have a heart attack.
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I think I'd attack the little girl and the show would go off the air because I would murder an 8 year old on primetime television.
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Yeah, I'd break her head off from her neck and beat the bleeding corpse with her doll.
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Hair's coming back in porn. These girls need to catch up with the times.
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Jimmy Kimmel is slowly reaching genius status.
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Jimmy Kimmel is slowly reaching genius status.
He's been there. (Though it is a genius based entirely on making Guillermo do crazy things and making fun of children.)
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Karl Plinkington, man.
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Karl Pilkington, not Plinkington.
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I haven't seen any of these except for Sweet Brown... Wow. And I thought I was plugged in.
Also, I don't get what's funny about the first birthdays. Which might be because, as soon as I saw Sweet Brown, I switched over to the autotune version.
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Russell Brand is also a genius of the Jimmy Kimmell stripe.
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Russell Brand is brilliant.
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Woah...
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This guy will be working for somebody's weapons division in 5... 4... 3...
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Excuse me while I do a large bong hit and watch this over and over.
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I should stop linking Blastr. It's a bad influence on you.
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It really is....
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One of this year's Oscar nominated shorts, about the first man and the first dog in Eden. Really good.
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*terror*
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That Short Film about Adam and Dog would be nice... except it took 100's of years to fully domesticate wild dogs from the Neolithic age, onwards... and the Bible is mostly fictional. Forgot that.
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Ah yes, all movies should be completely factual from now on!
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We're late on Kid President apparently.
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We're late on Kid President apparently.
Late is too soon for me.
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Ah yes, all movies should be completely factual from now on!
I'm glad you agree.
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Coffee mug at the end locks in the genius.
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We need an internet vacation.
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I'm telling you. We need to unplug one day a week.
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I'm telling you. We need to unplug one day a week.
Well (ha ha) today's my unplug day. Final check in to make sure one of my authors hasn't murdered a nun and then... Love it or List It and unhealthy breakfast in five courses followed by Hitchcock marathon and all day happy hour!
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Road Construction Simulator!
45 minutes of tedious gameplay footage. The game is such an extraordinary exercise in tedium that the commentary verges on almost Red Letter Media-style diatribes about god, the meaning of life, and what the fuck is going on with this horrible game.
It's better than an episode of Dallas!
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Wow... people spent time making that, and worse - people spend time playing it.
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Scary... but cool too.
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A message for people too dumb to understand the message!
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Very good, that video.
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Time to update this thread!
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Pretty sure this video is Nacho's wet dream right now.
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I thought it was a typical Tuesday for you, monkey.
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You wouldn't catch me in an office.
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Things for Monkey to watch while high:
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Andrew Dickerson studies how wet animals shake to become dry animals. Last year, in fact, he published the results of a study that examined the wet-shakes of 33 different animals, including some intriguing findings relating shake-frequency and overall animal size.
More info at:
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I was blinded by the science.
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Jenna Marbles is really hit or miss for me, but this made me laugh super hard.
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lol "These eyebrows are racist!"
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First I've heard of her! And she's fun.
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The IRS spent $60,000 making this in-house training video/Star Trek parody. Reggie -- how's that rub with your libertarian sensitivities?
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It's not as much as the government spending billions every day in illegal invasions.
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It's not as much as the government spending billions every day in illegal invasions.
Drones are fun! Everybody loves them!
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This Holiday Season buy your kids Hungry, Hungry Drones - the game for all the family!
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That made me laugh...because it was very easy to imagine some dystopian near-future full of drone-themed games.
Which made me stop laughing.
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Fun with drones:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57576030-1/led-quadrotors-form-star-trek-logo-over-london/
I don't care how much we spend on drone strikes or parody videos if we could just stop spending more than we have. I mean, yeah don't do either, but really...
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I love that the Harp Twins are this weird, failed meme... They're everywhere...but nobody's really buying into it.
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Iron-infused Silly Putty swallows a magnet.
Something about this scares me.
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Special effects for my remake of The Blob!
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Iron-infused Silly Putty swallows a magnet.
Something about this scares me.
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Something very primordial about it.
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Wow... this is fantastic but also terrifying. Richard Dawkins talking with some crazy bitch. I mean... seriously... she is mad, and has no idea what she's talking about, yet people like her are influencing the futures of children in America.
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Brilliant...
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Here's a youtube hole! There's a zillion videos of this guy on the ISS (and some cool experiments from the ocean floor, as well) that are answering questions from kids, mainly, but are all very cool. It's all the basic stuff -- living in space, how you do simple things, etc.
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Living in space would suck.
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Ah, a golden oldie from the Bush years when everyone hated America. Now we have Obamacare an are the best at healthcare!
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I don't know if I love this or hate it... But what worries me is that I can identify every single scene.
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Haha! Nimoy kicks it as usual.
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This woman is amazing.
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Hi Youtube Hole!
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Missus RC and I watched about ten episodes last night. She's hilarious.
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Um...
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Will Smith and his idiot kid doing the Fresh Prince rap (at the 2 minute mark).
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I fell into a YouTube hole.
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He is a youtube hole...jesus.
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I found myself strangely entranced...
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Am I the only person who thinks giraffes are creepy?
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Am I the only person who thinks giraffes are creepy?
The only living person.
Watch your closet tonight for giraffe man.
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Watch your closet tonight for giraffe man.
Don't say things like that...
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Awesome...
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Aha! Heartwarming.
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Hart-warming, you mean.
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Hart-warming, you mean.
ZING!
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Post-racial society indeed...
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A "nuclear containment flask" gets a crash test....with a speeding locomotive!
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Jimmy Kimmel's insane. Which we knew.
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Yeah, I saw and loved that.
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That made me Channing all over my Tatum.
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Heh...
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I'm fascinated by this...
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It's the folk-rock polka music that really makes it.
What's most impressive about this illusion is how it manages to trick your brain, even after you've worked out the whole split-body, black-and-white outfit situation that makes it work. Try as you might, and conscious of the gimmick though you may be, it's more or less impossible to watch without lapsing back into the illusion.
As Susana Martinez-Conde, laboratory directors at the Barrow Neurological Institute, puts it: "our visual system insists in grouping adjacent body parts by color (and congruent motion)."
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Brooker has a great editing team. Also, Glenn Beck should be put down.
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Drink Sprite.
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Hahaha! Wow...
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I was pretty shocked myself. I guess that's why they call them "banned" commercials.
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It's not real. It's a "social experiment" by a German filmmaker who makes seemingly real commercials, and then releases them on Youtube as "banned spec commercials."
"At the heart of it all these spots were meant to exist as something of a social experiment. It went much better than I had expected. I wanted to do two things: first to make the spots, which I thought were pretty entertaining ideas; and second to release it to the world and see how many people would believe that it was real. I made sure to put under the description that they were spec commercials, but that seemed to have little import.
To be honest I just wanted to get a rise out of everyone. I was kind of knocked off my ass when I spent an hour reading on the Huffington Post about whether or not the ads were pulled because it was an interracial couple. I mean that's about five seconds of spray! How could it be real let alone banned for racial issues. One commenter said that they knew someone on the censorship board, and I didn't even plant that one.
We shot those spots for no more than three thousand dollars, total. The only thing we had to shell out for was the five foot tall Sprite can. The kitchen is my kitchen and the bedroom is my roommates. Everyone donated their services, and were awesome I must add, but this was as by the seat of my pants as it could be, but I guess if you tell a big lie long enough etc. etc.
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Germans.
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Warning: Sphincter clincher...
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The divorce proceedings are underway.
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No shit. My wife would murder me if I pulled that.
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Monkey will love this one.
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Yee-haw!
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The current debate is that this was a stunt. The kid is a member of the TN Libertarian Party and, allegedly, worked with the head of the party in TN to "crash the checkpoint and exercise his rights." They have both since denied this, but the Libertarian Party in TN had a press release ready for first mkorning editions on July 5th...so...hmmm.
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Golden Sisters = YouTube hole of epic proportions...
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I knew these guys had done The Matrix, Star Wars, and Aliens, but had no idea they had also done Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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I find this weirdly Zen-like...
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American films seem to talk a lot about America.
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This is surprising?
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Deep thoughts from Monkey after doing four lines of homemade drugs.
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Deep thoughts from Monkey after doing four lines of homemade drugs.
I outsource to homeless African kids these days. Nobody cares if they go missing.
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*craps pants*
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I don't know why people even go near the fucking ocean.
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I don't know why people even go near the fucking ocean.
The ocean is full of mental, and people are full of mental, so like opposing magnets of mental, they attract mental.
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Ah... Chris Morris' masterpiece.
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Morris is great. A man high on Triple-sod and Clarky Cat most of the time, though!
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Morris is great. A man high on Triple-sod and Clarky Cat most of the time, though!
For the uninitiated...
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Shit... I go off the board right away. I can't hear the "under 40" tone (or, of course, anything higher).
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I could hear under 30. Barely.
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I could hear under 30. Barely.
I might try this again when not on the speakers at my office computer...
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I could hear the under 40, but nothing less.
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Shit... I go off the board right away. I can't hear the "under 40" tone (or, of course, anything higher).
Wow... yeah, under 40 I'm fucked.
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I could hear under 30. Barely.
I might try this again when not on the speakers at my office computer...
Maybe it was my laptop speakers... or years of nightclub music, and playing guitar with the amp right beside my head.
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I could hear under 30. Barely.
I might try this again when not on the speakers at my office computer...
Maybe it was my laptop speakers... or years of nightclub music, and playing guitar with the amp right beside my head.
I can just barely hear under 40 on the home computer... So no real improvement.
But...I'll be 40 in 9 months, so I guess that's fine!
Reggie! Control group this with your kids.
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Both my kids heard it all.
Also, this morning I could hear below 30!!
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Both my kids heard it all.
Tell them the Throne Maiden will be over late one night to take their ears!
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Okay, so with headphones I could hear Under 40.
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Brilliant --
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The comments make it! "If this were the 90s there'd be geologists all over that! Where is everybody?"
I don't know...behind the camera that's been set up to observe the event maybe?
And "Is this a sign of the end times?" No, it's a Thursday in Louisiana.
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I'm going to watch that every morning.
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"Actually, nevermind it doesn't matter...mmfifa"
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Freak-a-doo!
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I found this...
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And then I stumbled upon these...
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The young guy in the second chapter of this is one of my film professors in Prague.
Here's the same professor getting shook down by the Russians pre-revolution.
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Man, I love this dog...
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Gay.
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Gay.
Like your dad!
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Like your dad!
My dad likes you too.
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"Goodbye, Dumbledore - I hope you don't look and sound completely different next time I see you."
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You broke youtube.
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You broke youtube.
Fixed it. It's the stupid secure site thing Youtube does when you're logged in that breaks the BB code.
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Nice.
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That's pretty cool.
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That's pretty cool.
Ditto.
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That's pretty cool.
Ditto.
3itto.
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That's pretty cool.
Ditto.
3itto.
That's cute.
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Falling down a Louis CK hole?
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I just laughed myself into a shitstorm.
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I just laughed myself into a shitstorm.
Ah...someone who hasn't yet overdosed on Pilkington.
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I just laughed myself into a shitstorm.
Ah...someone who hasn't yet overdosed on Pilkington.
I don't know if I'll ever overdose.
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I just laughed myself into a shitstorm.
Ah...someone who hasn't yet overdosed on Pilkington.
I don't know if I'll ever overdose.
Watch all of Idiot Abroad back to back.
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All you really need to do is watch the first 30 seconds of this....he's one of my clients, owns two restaurants in the DC/MD area.
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Well all right!
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Possibly (Probably) NSFW...
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Haha... wow.
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Virgin America's new in-flight video... Which is strangely awesome.
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Jimmy Kimmel will be remembered as the comedy genius of the early 21st century.
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I love Kimmel.
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Awesome.
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And the follow up...
RC and his fancy "youtube" tags...
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Looks like 30 days in county jail broke her.
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I appreciate that her lawyer looks like one of the heavies working for the generic Mr. Big in an early 80s Jackie Chan movie.
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Nothing but love, Reggie. Nothing but love.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10)
He almost loses it, too...
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I wonder if we'll see the sequel, "The Diaries of Living in a complete Food Chain."
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An action-adventure freakout set in the Vikings universe with an Army of Darkness crossover? Awesome!
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An action-adventure freakout set in the Vikings universe with an Army of Darkness crossover? Awesome!
I'm with Nacho here. What's not to like?
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Oh, lolzors.
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Fixed your Youtube link.
And sorry that I did so.
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Should start at around 23:30 (if you click through to youtube proper)...
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Jimmy Carr's fun.
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I don't know what's funnier... Cumberbatch or the female members of the audience.
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Good ol' Cumersnatch.
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This has been making the MEME rounds and I've been avoiding it and...I don't know why. because it's great.
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File under "This shouldn't be so funny".
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Classic SNL.
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Fixed your link.
New rule: Hit "preview" when posting Youtube videos!
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Excellent video.
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Um...
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Um, this rocks? Is that what you meant?
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Yeah. It rocks. But in a strange way that makes me feel like I'm on the Wicker Man island and...never going to escape.
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Christopher Lee... lolZors.
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Lol.
However, she says there "are millions of ways to pleasure a woman," but lists only three.
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Retard.
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Here we go! Also, RC, on our Bethesda Hills day, we're doing the original Conan.
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Games for RC's last days in Europe:
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Those faces shall be the last you see when the Germans own the world.
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The ongoing Katy Perry lipsync fiasco is hard to avoid... The latest comes from an awards show in France where the host actually stops her midway into the song and begs her to sing for real.
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Wow - the sync is WAY off. And yes, she is better live.
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Now, to apologize for posting a Katy Perry video:
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I preferred Katy Perry's hefty tits.
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Oh, Frankie Boyle.
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What the fuck is that.
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I started buying the signs that homeless people beg with. Here's what happened
I purchased 200 signs from homeless throughout New York City. The collection tells the story of poverty in America and the world
Sign of the Times was conceived in early October when I started to see what I perceived as a greater number of homeless people in New York City. As a native New Yorker, it surprised me because I had never seen so many people begging and sleeping on the streets. It occurred to me to start buying the signs that the homeless use to ask for money.
I immersed myself in the project, going out almost on a daily basis and walking five, six, seven hours a day. Once, I even walked 12 hours around the city – uptown to Harlem, East and West, downtown to Battery Park and back home to the East Village. I never took transportation anywhere because I felt that since the homeless live on the streets, I had to walk the streets like they do. After a while, a few said to me, "I've heard of you. You're the guy going around buying signs. I was wondering if you were ever going to find me." I bought about 200 signs and usually offered $20 which they were happy, even ecstatic, to get. (Once, though, I saw a sign that said, "Just need $10". So I said to the guy, "I'll give you $10 for it" and he said, "You got it. I guess the sign did its job!")
What struck me about the people who sold me their signs was their willingness to let go of them. It was as if they had little attachment to them even though some signs had been with them for a long time. Of course, they needed the money. Many people would tell me they had made nothing that day. But I also think that those who possess little have less attachment to material things. They know what it's like to live with less.
I had a certain way of approaching people. Whenever I saw anyone sitting on the street with a sign I wanted, I would crouch down, but not sit down. To sit down next to them would be like sitting on their couch without asking permission. But by crouching down, I could look them in the eye and be on the same level. Then I would say, "Can I ask you a question?"
They always said yes and I'd say, "I'm an artist. And artists see things in a different way. And one of the things I see are the signs the homeless have. I'm buying these signs because I see every sign as a story. There are many stories out here that should be heard. Can I offer you $20 for your sign?" They would all say yes, and it touched me how grateful many people were when I bought their sign. I got several hugs and many "God Bless Yous".
I bought signs from people of all ages, including some who were my age. I remember buying a sign from a man in his sixties who was sitting outside the McDonald's around 10:00 at night. He looked at me as if I was an angel from heaven. He had pennies in his cup and couldn't believe I wanted to give him $20 for his sign. He said, "Now, I can get a bed and a meal."
The youngest person I bought a sign from was probably 16. I forgot to ask her age, but she could have been even younger. Her sign read:
Mom told us to wait right here. That was 10 years ago.
I got every sign I wanted except one. It was a nice sign, with a photograph on a small button and some other details and writing. I had just bought a sign from a friend of this sign's owner, but when I asked to buy this sign, the man holding it explained that it was his lucky sign. He'd had it for five years. I said, "OK" and walked away. I could have offered more money, but I didn't want to take his lucky sign away from him.
My funniest encounter, the one that always makes me smile, was the time I approached two guys who were slouched over, deep asleep in the afternoon. These guys were out cold when I say to one of them, "Hey Mister, can I talk to you?" I'm crouching next to him on the sidewalk and he doesn't respond, so I nudge his hand, which is sticking out over his knee, and I say, "Hey Mister, I want to talk to you."
He doesn't move but waves his hand, shooing me away. So I say to him, "Listen. I want to buy something." His head is covered in a hood and he says to me without looking up, "I've got nothing to sell." "Your sign", I say. "I want to buy your sign." All of a sudden he jumps out of his slumber smiling, as if he'd been called to a board meeting to make a deal. What I love is that it never occurred to him he had something someone wanted to buy.
I won't say Sign of the Times is a political piece, because if it is, whose politics? Mine or those of the people I encountered? But it's a timely piece, marking the end of Mayor Bloomberg's term. It's the mayor's parting shot, what he left us with. Ironically, many people do not see a homeless problem. They are too busy going about their business to see the people lying at their feet. But I believe the homeless have influenced New Yorkers in at least one way: they've made sitting on the streets acceptable. On several occasions I approached someone sitting on the street only to discover it was a student or tourist looking at an iPhone or at the people walking by as if they were sitting at home watching television.
Sign of the Times is a reaction to a social injustice and tragedy. It's a testimony to the homeless men and women who roam the streets in search of food and shelter. It's also a chronicle of the times we live in. A few days ago I went to Paris for an exhibition of mine. I was immediately struck by all the people I saw on the streets of Paris. I have been to Paris more than 20 times and have never seen so many homeless in The City of Love. I easily could have done this project in Paris.
Although the homeless are at the bottom of the economic ladder, many Americans are not far from it. They may not be homeless, but they're poor. Fifty million or more Americans live at or below the poverty line.
I call this piece a collection because that's what it is, a collection, and I'm the collector. But I'm also an artist, and I've made my collection a work of art. It's a voice, an instrument, mine and theirs, telling a story that needs to be heard. It's the story of the poor in New York City, in America and in the world.
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Ah, Psychology...the soft "science" that'll kill us all:
The psychologist behind the controversial "affluenza" diagnosis of a Texas teenager whose actions resulted in the deaths of four people spoke out on CNN last night, defending himself to Anderson Cooper. Dick Miller admitted he shouldn't have used that word to begin with, and he went back and forth with Cooper over the leniency of the sentence, the fun activities available at the rehab facility, and whether or not the teen in question actually "killed" anyone.
Cooper told Miller that the term other people generally use is "spoiled brat." Miller argued that he always favors probation over the penitentiary no matter who it is or how much money they have. Cooper, then, found it odd that the facility the teen is being sent to includes activities like cooking classes, MMA, yoga, and equine therapy
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BBC's "man on the street" picks a random guy.
The random guy is...the Fonz.
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Your cat hates you (duh):
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The latest meme is this video Christmas newsletter. I wouldn't be upset at all if all the saccharine annual family newsletters I got were like this:
PS: MILF alert!
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BBC's "man on the street" picks a random guy.
The random guy is...the Fonz.
I love Henry Winkler.
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I wanted to write all day... But all I'm capable of doing is watching this:
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The plane...is terrifying.
Also, the dude with the car window...again and again and again....
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Yeah...I want the rest of that plane story.
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I think this is it... http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/03/us/wisconsin-skydivers-crash/
If so...amazingly...everyone survived.
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Oh my god. They used up all their luck!
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Today I was introduced to Peter Rosenthal's movie reviews... How come we haven't been doing this on the front page of GS for the last 10 years, RC?
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I wanted to write all day... But all I'm capable of doing is watching this:
It's the commentary of the camera men on these that really makes a few of them.
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It's the commentary of the camera men on these that really makes a few of them.
Broken collarbone!! Hahahaha! Broken collarbone! Hahahaha! Fucking pussy!
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That one gave me horrifying high school flashbacks.
The one that was art to me was the guy saying "This guy's a fucking moron" over and over while some guy is driving through his house.
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So fucking Brooker turned me on to this fucking meme:
Fuck you Brooker.
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Even in Prague I discovered this bane of human existence.
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Welcome to 6 months ago, Nacho.
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Welcome to 6 months ago, Nacho.
I miss all these memes... That's the point of this thread! Keep me up to date!
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Welcome to 6 months ago, Nacho.
I miss all these memes... That's the point of this thread! Keep me up to date!
I'll update your ass hard.
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One for RC...
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Nice.
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Just incredible.
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That is amazing. I love GoPro. Watched a documentary on their rise and development...fascinating stuff. And very down to earth. Almost went wild and bought a Hero right after! Except all the footage would be more on the Metro.
(So it seems lion whispering only protects him as I notice the GoPro team pretty much stick to the car. Or a cage!)
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Yeah! That cage is amazing; like some kind of medieval siege tower.
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The creator of SkyNet...
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Thanks, world.
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Here. This will just quietly morph into a GoPro thread...
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Super Bowl is coming up, Nacho. Puppy Bowl on the Throne Maiden's huge HD screen may melt your brain.
Super Bowl is this Sunday. You know what that means...
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Are you kidding me? That big screen will be on the Super Bowl while I hide on the third floor working on my complicated memory palace chart tracking the antics of professor Moriarty.
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This is bizarrely mesmerizing in a Twin Peaks dream sequence kind of way... All 156 episodes of The Twilight Zone at the same time:
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Ah, Doug Stanhope.
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Pretty cool, according to the Vimeo site they used Adobe's After Effects. I thought RC might like this.
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That's very cool...
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I watched it without sound in the library. Amazing.
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That's very cool...
What Nacho said.
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There's enough gold in here to negate the ones that don't quite work.
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Love Bad Lip Reading...
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Love Tarantino here. He gets angry around 4:40...but you can see it ramping up.
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For RC:
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For RC:
That was hilarious...
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"Nobody wants to hear - 'don't fuck in the front hole' - when they come home after a hard day's work."
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This is hardcore... especially from 3 minutes onwards.
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Fucking kids
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Fucking kids
I thought the video would be about priests.
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Yeah. They played that knee to the groin clip over and over...and over...and over and over...and over and over and over...and over...on the news this morning.
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But nothing about fracking!
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But nothing about fracking!
We got half an inch of snow last night. I'm surprised I'm still alive and here to tell the tale!
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But nothing about fracking!
We got half an inch of snow last night. I'm surprised I'm still alive and here to tell the tale!
Start learning Russian.
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Stay in school
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Man...old school Terror PSA's!
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Wow...that was unexpected.
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Holy Fucking Shit! I don't know how to react to that.
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Holy Fucking Shit! I don't know how to react to that.
I laughed a lot.
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The very first commercial ever broadcast on television.
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Just... wow.
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I want Doug Stanhope to be president.
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Handheld camera and narration of the olympic men's downhill by a non-olympian:
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GoPros have changed everything.
Oh, and that video is a total rush.
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Amen.
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Yeah...I love GoPro.
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This is mental.
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This is mental.
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This is mental.
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Oh, I see what you did... ism.
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GoPro-tube!
So some skydivers dropped their GoPro -- it drops from their plane and lands safely. In a pig pen. A pig tries to eat it.
Apparently it was in the pig pen for 8 months before the farmer found it... I need a GoPro.
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This extremely long thread is one I seemingly never contribute to (ergo I do not know how to paste the way y'all do), but trust me; the clip is well worth the time; no matter what musical preferences y'all hold:
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Fixed it for you. Next time, all you have to do is put Not a valid %s URL tags on each side of the video link.
EDIT: That was sick. And I mean sick in a good way.
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GoPro-tube!
So some skydivers dropped their GoPro -- it drops from their plane and lands safely. In a pig pen. A pig tries to eat it.
Apparently it was in the pig pen for 8 months before the farmer found it... I need a GoPro.
Came here to post this!
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I need a GoPro.
Btw...I sit on the Board of Directors for a non-profit and we have a GoPro. If you ever need it.
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My school has one as well... though we can't drop it out of a plane.
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This could be a repost, but I need to watch more Glove & Boots.
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I need a GoPro.
Btw...I sit on the Board of Directors for a non-profit and we have a GoPro. If you ever need it.
I'll rephrase: I want a GoPro! But I'll never actually use it for anything constructive or useful.
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I need to get into this show.
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I can't believe you haven't! Malcolm Tucker is Monkey!
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I can't believe you haven't! Malcolm Tucker is Monkey!
Starting tomorrow.
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I think this is my favorite Monty Python sketch. I think.
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My bartender told me to watch this before half price wine night tonight... He seems to know me well.
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Creepy.
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Creepy.
Check out that guy's channel. He has lots of stuff like that... The one about his childhood home in Florida is fun. "Land of Sleep" I think it's called...
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Kiss cam dramatics:
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But daddy says she's a great kisser.
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That's fantastic. Thanks, RC.
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It's taken Fallon, what, 5 days to make us forget that Leno ever happened, right?
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Who or what is Leno?
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He's a total breath of fresh air.
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Die Hard in 60 seconds:
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He's a total breath of fresh air.
That sounded like something a teenage girl would say.
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More Fallon:
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Exhausted meercats...
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That could have been me last night.
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Fallon is great.
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On my 12th viewing... Now just dragging people into my office to watch.
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That could have been me last night.
And every time I see you...
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Wow...
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Watching Fallon this week has made realize how far behind the times Leno (and Letterman) finds himself. I guess it's hard to evolve in TV, but Jesus.
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Watching Fallon this week has made realize how far behind the times Leno (and Letterman) finds himself. I guess it's hard to evolve in TV, but Jesus.
It's embarrassing, really, for Leno. Much like the skyrocketing ratings they've been getting...
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It is. I feel like Late Night TV has been reinvented by Fallon and Kimmel over the past couple years. Have one of them in the big chair only knocks it home.
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Incredible. I want to see it catch a fish!
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J-Pop Death Metal. The Internet wins.
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I didn't think my erection could get any harder.
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Soon to meme out...
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Even Sesame Street does parodies now.
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Monkey is going to make fun of me, but I always feel weird when we don't post the super-memes here.
(Plus, I think it's kind of cool.)
ed- fixed yo link-wray
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Ugh... this fucking bullshit has been all over Facebook today.
Who the hell wants to watch other people kiss, but fucking weirdos?
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The new rage against it is that they're models not "real people."
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The new rage against it is that they're models not "real people."
I don't care who it is - wanting/promoting watching other people kiss is perverted. Let's have a close up of her gnoshing his cock, fine... but kissing is weird.
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Nothing that reeks of intimacy, eh?
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Nothing that reeks of intimacy, eh?
Would you want to watch strangers kissing in the street... or in a bar... would you stop and marvel at two people you don't know kissing in public? If so, you're fucking weird... if not, why would you want to do so on a stupid viral Facebook meme...?
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New favorite discussion!
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So the "First Kiss" mega-meme goes from disgusting (yes, I'm in Monkey's camp) to fascinating:
http://flavorwire.com/445024/you-loved-the-first-kiss-video-because-you-were-told-to-love-it/
If you have Facebook, then chances are yesterday your feed was bombarded with people sharing a curious video wherein a bunch of “strangers” kiss one another. By now, I’m wagering you fall into one of two camps: you’re sick of seeing the bastard thing, or you found it life-affirming and wonderful and are wondering why there’s a backlash against it. Either way, I suspect the last thing you want to do is read more about it, but bear with me here, because beyond the superficial, the way the whole thing unfolded is a rather fascinating study in what we tend to call viral culture.
So, first, the video itself. If you’ve avoided it, it’s entitled “First Kiss,” and it’s a soft-focus black-and-white affair that involves 20 people pairing off and making out. The idea is that they’re strangers, meeting for the first time, and that once they get over their initial awkwardness, the sparks fly and the whole thing is unexpectedly moving. It’s soundtracked by some suitably Dido-esque music with lyrics that sound like they walked straight off one of those motivational posters you see in depressing office kitchens: “If you’re not ready for love, how can you be ready for life?”
If I sound cynical, apologies. But hey, as it turns out, most of the “strangers” are actors, models, and/or in OK Go (it seems to be an unbreakable law of YouTube that all viral videos have to include OK Go somehow). And the video is an advertisement for clothes — an advertisement that has been watched 24 MILLION TIMES in two days.
Once this became clear, the anti-kissing video cynics went into overdrive: Slate’s Amanda Hess wrote, “I doubt that millions of viewers would be so quick to celebrate a video of randos kissing if they were all less thin, hip, stylish, charming, and well-manicured,” while Pedestrian asked, “If ‘First Kiss’ never pretended to be anything other [than an advertisement], does its nature make it (retroactively) any less moving for it being just another ad for clothes — albeit a brilliant one presented in a highly-shareable format? Are whatever feelings it evoked in you rendered void now you’re a little wiser to its motives; or is this no different to being moved by the performances of actors in a film?”
That’s a question that you can mull over yourself, as the answer, I suspect, will be different for everyone. But as far as a study in “sharing” culture goes, the way the video played out was pretty much perfect, going from Stage 1 (oh, look, a few people are sharing this video) through Stage 2 (for Christ’s sake, my entire feed is this video), Stage 3 (and now my feed is half this video and half people saying “fuck the kissing video”) to Stage 4 (guess what: it was all a setup!) in the space of 24 hours. As much as anything, it’s a study in just how quickly things move these days — by the end of the week, it’ll probably all be forgotten, and we’ll be arguing about something equally meaningless.
But still, here’s a thought experiment. Removed from the “ZOMG this is so life-affirming” context, what we have is a three-and-a-half minute video of heterosexual people making out, with a gay couple and a lesbian couple thrown in for good measure, set to a somewhat drippy soundtrack. They’re all young, they’re all attractive, they’re pretty much all white, they all look like they’re not short of a dime. And, of course, they’re all clad in fashionable outfits. It’s been shared by 24 million people, at least some of whom are presumably the types who get weirded out when people make out next to them on the subway.
So let’s imagine the video had been shared in a less positive manner. The share-athon seemed to begin with this BuzzFeed post, wherein the site’s video curator, Alison Bagg, proclaimed, “This video of people kissing for the first time goes from awkward to beautiful in mere moments.” Great, she liked it. But let’s imagine that, say, Jezebel got hold of it first, and posted it along with some outraged commentary about lack of diversity or heteronormativity or the beauty myth.
Working out what makes a video go viral is a notoriously inexact science, but this Mashable article gives as good a theory as any: “Most… viral videos share at least two things in common: ‘discussability’ and ‘relatability.’” Our hypothetical Jezebel post ticks both boxes pretty nicely. Maybe it wouldn’t have done 24 million views in two days, but I’m willing to bet it’s a bandwagon a whole lot of people would have jumped on. (And I’m sure it’s no accident that BuzzFeed appears to have seen the video before anyone else.)
Of course, the fact that people engage with “shareable” “content” on only the most superficial level is hardly news. The internet is the world’s foremost hub of confirmation bias, after all — people tend to share the content that reinforces their views, so much so that the actual content itself barely matters. (It’d also be fascinating to see how many people watched the kissing video from beginning to end before sharing it — I suspect that these things are like the “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: FUNNY!” emails that used to do the rounds in the days before Facebook.)
In other words, this sort of stuff has no meaning beyond what people project onto it, and what they project onto it is very much contingent on how it’s presented. Which brings us to the last point, the fact that the video was an advertisement. A very clever one. One of the most talked-about internet phenomena of the last year or so has been that of Upworthy, the relentlessly positive social media phenomenon that involves sharing “uplifiting” content.
This video is perhaps the first massively successful example of a brand taking that model and running with it — this video couldn’t have been better designed to slide into an Upworthy world, providing striking imagery and an easily embeddable YouTube clip that blogs the world over could milk for sweet, sweet pageviews. After all, who’d even heard of the company that sponsored “First Kiss” before yesterday?
There’s been plenty of discussion about just how Upworthy itself makes money, but it seems that perhaps the people who will really monetize the Upworthy model won’t necessarily be Upworthy themselves. No, it’s whichever brands manage to come up with things like “First Kiss” — content that situates their commercial message in a glow of faux positivity and life-affirming beauty. Content that people like because it’s designed that way. It’s a whole lot more effective than interrupting people’s Spotify stream or sticking your stupid ad at the start of an unrelated YouTube video, that’s for sure.
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People should need to earn a license for using the internet.
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People should need to earn a license for using the internet.
Careful what you wish for...
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People should need to earn a license for using the internet.
Careful what you wish for...
No shit. Come to Comcasterica, I mean, America.
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Monkey fears the YouTube thread now. He emailed this and I'm in an actual office today so I need to clean it out of my inbox without watching it.
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Schwarzenegger does exactly what any normal American would do if they bought a tank. Perfect.
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I'd do it too... I don't fear the YouTube thread it's just I find these videos when I'm lying in bed, looking for aliens or the Matrix on my phone.
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Haha... drugs.
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I had all four of mine out and everyone in my family mocked me and laughed when I fell out of the car, curled up on the sidewalk weeping, and vomited blood.
Their laughter played out like some sort of crazy movie scene. It was awful. I was terrified, and trapped in that drug fog, and they're literally standing around pointing and laughing.
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That will get you out of prison when you kill them all.
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That's fucking awesome.
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This is why the internet exists. So two Swedish guys can hook themselves up to electrodes and then try and bake cookies.
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I'm again in an office today and can't watch these with sound.
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Lol.
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I'm again in an office today and can't watch these with sound.
You don't really need sound for Swedes electrocuting themselves.
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All you need is an excuse to persecute Julian Assange... zing!
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WTF
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Why!?!
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This exists...
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And I'm sorry that it does.
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Happy happy happy happy DEATH.
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GoPro shark attack!
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Okay, I feel calm about Russia and hijacked planes now.
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See, this is why you don't swim in the ocean.
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*shits scuba suit*
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Here, this will get the shark out of our heads.
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is what happened in my head.
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is what happened in my head.
Nice use of all alphabetic characters in keyboard order!
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is what happened in my head.
Nice use of all alphabetic characters in keyboard order!
Characters go up the alphabet.
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Yet another brief glimpse at Monkey's insanity.
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Yet another brief glimpse at Monkey's insanity.
I'm the only sane one around here. *Bites finger*
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How much longer until we rename this the Fallon thread?
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This makes me happy about life!
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Fallon rocks. Leno sucks... c - gah. Why does this forum have these stupid censorship issues?
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How much longer until we rename this the Fallon thread?
Shortly after we retitle it the GoPro thread.
Fallon rocks. Leno sucks... c - gah. Why does this forum have these stupid censorship issues?
The scary thing is that it's not the forum -- it's the host. And all the hosts. Per agreement with Comcast, Verizon, et. al.
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Wait so monkey can't write cock?
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Wait so monkey can't write cock?
Or is it cunt?
If that's the case, then that's something that's being blocked on his end! Cool.
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Yay, EU!
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Wait so monkey can't write cock?
Or is it cunt?
If that's the case, then that's something that's being blocked on his end! Cool.
It was cock.
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You can write it now! What happened the first time?
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The Jews happened!
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Schwarzenegger for President!
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Haha. Very smart.
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A little bit of apocalypse from USGS... What happens when a 9.2 quake hits a city.
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I'm surprised you haven't been on the Goat Simulator freak-out! It's awesomely insane.
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That's quite violent.
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One of the models I've worked with. No I didn't shoot this.
And I should mention very NSFW.
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And I should mention very NSFW.
Thank you for mentioning that!
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Not NSFW enough.
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Also -- there's a non-youtubin thread for videos in the RC thread! Don't start a trend here with Sirharles' Suicide Girls! DD will take over!
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Is "Dumb Ways to Die" a repost? I think it is. (I'm cleaning out my email inbox.)
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Is "Dumb Ways to Die" a repost? I think it is. (I'm cleaning out my email inbox.)
Is "reposting" on that video's list?
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The dentist monkey about did me in.
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Lolzors.
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Nena & Kim Wilde had a single out two years ago.
*time warp*
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I want to make that pregnant.
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And Mental Floss interpreted some of the signs for us:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/56118/3-awesome-translations-sign-language-rap-battle-jimmy-kimmel-live
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Because I woke up this morning thinking about Max Headroom.
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First show I ever recorded.
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Oh...no impersonation of Monkey's mom. Too bad.
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Oh...no impersonation of Monkey's mom. Too bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUobFfx-tU
icebarn.gif!
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Monkey --
Drop some acid and watch the following:
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This pretty much sums it all up, eh?
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This pretty much sums it all up, eh?
This is amazing.
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The "stripper glitch" in The Wolf Among Us video game is fucking hilarious... (safe for work)
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Monkey --
Drop some acid and watch the following:
What... the.
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This pretty much sums it all up, eh?
This is amazing.
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This needs to be watched on loop.
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Good channel...
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What an anti-climax.
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I'm debating this for the next Friday Zen... But it's kind of hit meme-status, yes?
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Has it? I've only seen it once outside of GS.
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Has it? I've only seen it once outside of GS.
It should! It's at the half million mark. I guess it's pre-meme.
Okay. It gets Friday.
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It's perfect Friday Zen material.
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I fell down a YouTube hole reading about that new Avril Lavigne video that seems to have everyone's panties all knotted up, and found this. Kirsten Dunst singing a cover of 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors.
Here's the Avril Lavigne thing. Other than that the song suuuuuuuuuuucks, I don't get what the uproar is about. Racist? Just about very Japanese pop video in the world is like this.
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Video's been taken down. But that's okay because I'm more interested in the Dunst video.
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Link fixed!
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I've...uh...watched that Kirsten Dunst video. Like...a lot.
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I've...uh...watched that Kirsten Dunst video. Like...a lot.
Should be official uniform for all females.
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I've...uh...watched that Kirsten Dunst video. Like...a lot.
Should be official uniform for all females.
Dude. Seriously. That quick little panty flash she does is amazing.
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I've...uh...watched that Kirsten Dunst video. Like...a lot.
Should be official uniform for all females.
Dude. Seriously. That quick little panty flash she does is amazing.
*Rape*
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So this is a thing. And it makes me want to kill myself.
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I refuse to watch that.
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Watch this instead:
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I can't even hold by breathe for over a minute without freaking out a little.
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Oh, America...
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Kimmel will rule us all.
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Friday Zen for 5/16:
Not a valid youtube URL
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About one minute in, shit goes off the rails...
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I fell down a serious YouTube hole here.
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Technically not YouTube but same shit, right?
http://9gag.tv/p/aVEBNa/this-dramatic-reading-of-chicken-nugger-typo-on-menu-will-crack-you-up?ref=fbl9
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I fell down a serious YouTube hole here.
Whoops, eh?
Because I think this sucks up everything you can do with this idea (ultimately a one-note thing: increase awareness + be approachable about it for the LCD + be funny).
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Because I think this sucks up everything you can do with this idea (ultimately a one-note thing: increase awareness + be approachable about it for the LCD + be funny).
Not to derail, but you're tapping into the problem with this whole Book Club idea I'm helping some colleagues develop. This does everything we want to do (better than we can do it), and it's still only a niche thing.
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Technically not YouTube but same shit, right?
http://9gag.tv/p/aVEBNa/this-dramatic-reading-of-chicken-nugger-typo-on-menu-will-crack-you-up?ref=fbl9
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Because I think this sucks up everything you can do with this idea (ultimately a one-note thing: increase awareness + be approachable about it for the LCD + be funny).
Not to derail, but you're tapping into the problem with this whole Book Club idea I'm helping some colleagues develop. This does everything we want to do (better than we can do it), and it's still only a niche thing.
Technically not YouTube but same shit, right?
http://9gag.tv/p/aVEBNa/this-dramatic-reading-of-chicken-nugger-typo-on-menu-will-crack-you-up?ref=fbl9
This is about when I tell you that my casual Google search just came up with a zillion similar sites/podcasts/videos... Though few are as good as Thug Notes.
You can't even go the Drunk History route with this, RC. It's been memed to death.
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Oh, we've found thousands too, but as you say, the quality is lacking.
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I have to call BS just because of the complicated, thought out answers to some of those questions.
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That's it! The Internet is complete. We can all go back to traditional media now.
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Ha. Yes. I saw that this morning on reddit.
mind-is-blown
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The conspiracy wormhole gets in your blood.
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Here's subliminal for you -- My problem is that I can't hear the National Anthem without also hearing the static from Poltergeist.
Also clearly not real. The They Live tie-in is far too convenient, and we get a launch-point here for a historical argument about the nature of American consumer/conformist society. In the 50s and 60s we didn't need to be told to consume (we do today, though). The message of They Live is a uniquely anti-80s consumerism and 70s-Me Decade message, because that's the era where it first began to enter mainstream consciousness that such a lifestyle was Not Good. Our awareness and social outlook changed, and you could even call it the birth of globalism.
All that to say that this video was made by a non-history major genre-lover under 40.
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Invalid You Tube Link...
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I fixed it for lazy RC!
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I have to start thinking critically about the information that's going into my mind.
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I have to start thinking critically about the information that's going into my mind.
Kanye and Kim got married.
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That's Kimye to you, buddy.
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From Monkey.
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Wait...so...is that the only one? Because I was kind of hoping for a Youtube hole there (and, sadly, I would have watched them all if they did exist).
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Oooh! Swish!
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Armed Robbers Don't Know what a GoPro Is
http://www.dc101.com/onair/tessa-49264/armed-robbers-dont-know-what-a-12424454/ (http://www.dc101.com/onair/tessa-49264/armed-robbers-dont-know-what-a-12424454/)
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This somehow gives me hope for America... which is probably insane.
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We don't get this sort of thing often enough (this is also the current mega-meme):
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Slow Wednesday...
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Jesus...it's a dog behavioral studies hole!
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John Oliver interviews Stephen Hawking. Everybody wins.
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Oh...thank you, Internet. Here's a clip from the Dancing in the Street video without the music:
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I'm in love.
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She falls short on a few of those! But I do love that Karen Gillian will forever be Amy Pond. Poor thing.
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I almost put this in the Internet Pervs Unite thread because I know half of us are more than happy to perv out over 15 year old Jennifer Connelly in mom-jeans. But talking to Jim Henson at the end was rather heart-warming:
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Jennifer Connelly....
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Jennifer Connelly....
I struggle with my dark attraction to women in mom jeans...
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Jennifer Connelly....
I struggle with my dark attraction to women in mom jeans...
Especially 15yo actresses with tits that could only be better at 15yo than when she got topless a decade later....
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Maybe I should move this to the internet perv thread...
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We haven't had a GoPro video in...a few days...
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Are there any GoPro videos of Jennifer Connelly?
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Three hours...?
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Hilarious. I'm just going to put that on in the background at work.
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Have we talked about clickhole yet?
http://www.clickhole.com/
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You bastard.
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I like this site. Thanks!
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I'm positive this is performance art, but it's still amazing.
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It's famously performance art.
http://www.maninwhitedress.com/
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I'm in love.
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I want to post this because we watched the episode last night and the shrimp guy made the Throne Maiden laugh herself sick, and then she spent an hour after talking in exactly that accent and it was insane.
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Then there's Die Antwoord.
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Oh, good...
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The latest meme from weird Al should be mandatroy viewing for everyone in this fucking illiterate country. I only wish he hit on things like the difference between yeah and yea, and "it is what it is," which are my top two pet peeves.
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"It is what it is" is the top of my pet peeves. It's lazy.
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And now I have that song in my head.
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"It is what it is" is the top of my pet peeves. It's lazy.
It's worse than lazy! It's a logical fallacy. It's admitting and embracing ignorance, a fear of the unknown, an inability to form coherent thoughts and conclusions, and an utter resignation in the face of personal shortcomings. It's the refuge of the small-minded, the stupid, and slow-witted children.
And yet I fucking here it twice a day.
And now I have that song in my head.
It's a good thing to have in your head!
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Stupid American Ninja Warrior... But I like this. The impossible course that's defeated so many top level athelets was beat with graceful ease by a 5 foot, 100 pound woman:
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"Royals" is one of those always-stuck-in-my-head songs. It's now been replaced. There's a big nod to RC halfway through, and to Monkey at the end.
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"Royals" is one of those always-stuck-in-my-head songs. It's now been replaced. There's a big nod to RC halfway through, and to Monkey at the end.
So good.
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I'm just going to keep posting Die Antwoord videos because holy shit.
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Yeah. We need more of them.
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I like her cold, empty wolf eyes.
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I like the quasi "this is what the slums of Berlin would like today if the Nazis won" vibe.
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I like the quasi "this is what the slums of Berlin would like today if the Nazis won" vibe.
If the Nazis had won there would not be any slums.
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I like the quasi "this is what the slums of Berlin would like today if the Nazis won" vibe.
If the Nazis had won there would not be any slums.
Except during...uh...processing.
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I'm in love.
Amy Walker. I could (and am) watch(ing) her all day.
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Go for the (not so) subtle commentary on electronic music. Stay for the incredible film reference just after the two minute mark.
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A weekend project for the baby Reggie's?
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Great show, by the way.
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Ah, news bloopers... I never tire of them.
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In before the meme! Only 174,626 views...
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Ah, news bloopers... I never tire of them.
This is where I talk about how much I love Joan Rivers.
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I'm glad to see someone actually say all that out loud. I hate the armchair liberal types who trounce around saying they won't eat french fries because they use animal fat or something like that and, yes, are covered in leather and slave-made clothes.
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The current mega-meme:
Warning: Also a Youtube hole.
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There aren't enough snakes out there who overact:
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Whoa!
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This is for RC when he returns and is looking to procrastinate:
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This guy got his funding...
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These videos ... I can't stop watching them. Any of them.
Basically the American version of "wee bin hoker"
Steve the DUI Lawn Mower Guy ...
Now Steve's got a youtube show...
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And he's getting a TV show!
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DICK MOSS
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heh
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Did you drink my ginger ale?!
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Did you drink my ginger ale?!
Ok, that was awesome.
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Did you drink my ginger ale?!
Awesome...
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Everybody just get rid of their GoPros. It's over. This video wins.
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Some crying fakey-fakey on this one...
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Yeah. Look at the shark between 57-59 seconds. I agree with the people calling it fake -- the shark very clearly teleports.
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Gopro running dog cam! (Labrador's are hilarious.)
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Okay, okay. I'll by a GoPro and we'll kill ourselves doing something stupid with it.
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Okay, okay. I'll by a GoPro and we'll kill ourselves doing something stupid with it.
I just want to make backyard short films and commercials for books that were written and shot in a weekend before being vomited onto Youtube. Maybe we can eventually move up to having scantily clad girls from the Roundhouse Theater act for us in exchange for wine coolers and hamburgers.
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Wow...
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I really hope dogs with Gopros and dogs in silly costumes replaces the internet's cat fetish.
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I really hope dogs with Gopros and dogs in silly costumes replaces the internet's cat fetish.
I won a GoPro at our annual holiday party this year. Here are some videos I've made.
GoPro on my dog Etta at Norris Lake
8 hour time lapse of Larry's plants growing
Time lapse of the "polar vortex" where we were supposed to get tons of snow but it just got really, really (REALLY) cold.
And a GoPro vid I did not shoot but... well, because Nacho.
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Really cool!
Although Etta's vid made me a little seasick.
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Yeah, I had to improvise a mount out of the chest strap for her... it's not very steady.
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Yeah, I had to improvise a mount out of the chest strap for her... it's not very steady.
Get something better. And then make tons of Etta videos so I can just sit and watch them all day.
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Yeah, I had to improvise a mount out of the chest strap for her... it's not very steady.
Get something better. And then make tons of Etta videos so I can just sit and watch them all day.
Just nothing in which you smear peanut butter over your genitals.
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I usually avoid these videos because why make me want to drink heavily, but this is sort of fun. Plus the hipster rant by the guy at the end made me laugh.
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Arya Stark is in that!
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We must firebomb Starbucks.
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I love this song... and this video.
Though The Prodigy did it first.
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This... This made my morning.
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A little comedy from Japan:
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Lack of soundtrack is why real life sucks.
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I can't stop watching this.
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Not Youtube, but wow....I think this is done by taking 10's of thousands of individual shots and merging them together. Right RC?
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Weird stuff...
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Weird stuff...
You should check out this documentary about Paul Pena if you're into this stuff. It's very good and it's about this kind of singing.
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*sphincter puckers*
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Some German stand-up comedy in Glasgow, Scotland. And yes, he makes jokes about The War.
"I'm quite glad we lost the war actually... the first world war." *awkward pause*
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The actual Inside Socal is actually crazy funny.
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I found this to be painfully accurate.
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Pretty sure that Spaghetti Ass man is also a comedian...
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Well, he made me laugh.
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Ikea does The Shining.
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Man that's been making the rounds!
I see something new every time I watch it. Brilliant, really...
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And apt. Ikea stores are damned scary.
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So this guy decided to "modernize" old horror movie trailers.
And he's a genius.