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Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 10:42:53 PM
I'm a day early!  My usual Saturday drunk...on Friday!  And some photos:


What I'm drinking:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1620.JPG

Post-consumption:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1621.JPG


Gary Sinise((https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Femot-love.gif&hash=bf68664a6321b51414e4b6a23f10c5fb)):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1624.JPG

Latest issue of Bizarre:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1626.JPG



My Crotch:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1627.JPG


The mysterious Washington Metro "White Line" sign, stolen at great risk (includes a fan given to me by a beautiful woman at the Cadiz fair in 2001):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 10:58:26 PM
Vintage Fifth Element cup:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1629.JPG


Evil Dead lunchbox! (Also visible: 28 Days Later band-aids from the screener)
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1633.JPG

Vintage Jackie Chan breaks into the American market ((https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Femot-dong.gif&hash=d08a1959633621b4267c3448f2423693)) cutout from the Post (and secret hiding place for hardcore narcotic painkillers):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1634.JPG
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: Tyson on May 06, 2005, 11:06:09 PM
Quote from: nacho
Vintage Jackie Chan breaks into the American market ((https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Femot-dong.gif&hash=d08a1959633621b4267c3448f2423693)) cutout from the Post (and secret hiding place for hardcore narcotic painkillers):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1634.JPG


I knew you liked Doctor Who but.... God!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 11:07:07 PM
Unless you jump the sidewalk and drive past the unmanned gates:
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1636.JPG


Special!
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1637.JPG


Sex Chain (wearing that chain always gets me laid by Wiccan girls.  "Does it feel warm?"  "Oh, yes, Andrew...it's full of power."  "Let's perform the Great Marriage."  "Yes, Andrew..."):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1638.JPG
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 11:08:34 PM
Quote from: Tyson
Quote from: nacho
Vintage Jackie Chan breaks into the American market ((https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Femot-dong.gif&hash=d08a1959633621b4267c3448f2423693)) cutout from the Post (and secret hiding place for hardcore narcotic painkillers):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1634.JPG


I knew you liked Doctor Who but.... God!


Oh, that's nothing.  There are over 700 episodes.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 11:12:29 PM
Girlfriend:
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1639.JPG

(she's kind of hippy)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 11:20:36 PM
Empty passport.  The old one expired last March!
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1641.JPG



It'll soon be getting some action:
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1642.JPG
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 06, 2005, 11:24:29 PM
The Kinks


http://www.greatsociety.org/nacho/04%20%20Dedicated%20Follower%20Of%20Fashion.mp3



http://www.greatsociety.org/nacho/14%20%20Apeman.mp3


And here's Talking Heads from last Saturday's drunk post:

http://www.greatsociety.org/nacho/11.%20Talking%20Heads%20-%20Electricity%20(Drugs).mp3
Title: Re: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:00:44 AM
Quote from: nacho
The mysterious Washington Metro "White Line" sign, stolen at great risk (includes a fan given to me by a beautiful woman at the Cadiz fair in 2001):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG


Do you know how many times you've posted this?
Title: Re: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:16:02 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: nacho
The mysterious Washington Metro "White Line" sign, stolen at great risk (includes a fan given to me by a beautiful woman at the Cadiz fair in 2001):
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG


Do you know how many times you've posted this?


Check it out everyone!  It's the white Metro sign!!!  (https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Femot-w00t.gif&hash=970681efb5a45cff55a5721fbb3ee6fa)
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
http://www.greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/nacho/DSCF1628.JPG
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:19:41 AM
"My one moment of true rebellion. I bask in it!"

Stealing is bad, Nacho.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:22:12 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
"My one moment of true rebellion. I bask in it!"

Stealing is bad, Nacho.


I stole it after drinking at your Columbia Hgts apartment for 29 hours and fucking your then gfriend... I MEAN...

Anyway, I had to stick it in the back of my coat and pretend I was crippled while all the guards at Wheaton stared at me.  So I have the big square back and I'm stumbling along like a hunchback.  Five cops and three Metro people are all looking at me as I slowly limp along...

Also, I'm throwing-up drunk.  Even harder.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:25:58 AM
Ha! That's a great story.

So, did you fuck my then girlfriend before or after we were broken up?
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:27:13 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse


So, did you fuck my then girlfriend before or after we were broken up?


Sshh!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:29:22 AM
Hey, have I posted the Ulysses 31 theme song lately?

http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/ulysses31-theme.mp3
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:31:31 AM
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fnipplesabre0mg6rd.gif&hash=38fe37a5b742982221736d28fbf9e4dd)(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fnipplesabre0mg6rd.gif&hash=38fe37a5b742982221736d28fbf9e4dd)(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fnipplesabre0mg6rd.gif&hash=38fe37a5b742982221736d28fbf9e4dd)(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fnipplesabre0mg6rd.gif&hash=38fe37a5b742982221736d28fbf9e4dd)(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fnipplesabre0mg6rd.gif&hash=38fe37a5b742982221736d28fbf9e4dd)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:34:03 AM
Hypnotized.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:37:40 AM
Quote from: nacho
Girlfriend:
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1639.JPG

(she's kind of hippy)


She looks like a nice enough girl. A little old for you though, don't you think?
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:38:41 AM
Quote from: jreale


She looks like a nice enough girl. A little old for you though, don't you think?


Never too old, sweetheart.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:39:38 AM
Quote from: jreale
She looks like a nice enough girl. A little old for you though, don't you think?


She's your age isn't she, Jody?
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:41:28 AM
Quote from: nacho
Quote from: jreale


She looks like a nice enough girl. A little old for you though, don't you think?


Never too old, sweetheart.


There he is! Atta boy! Go get 'em Tiger.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:42:10 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: jreale
She looks like a nice enough girl. A little old for you though, don't you think?


She's your age isn't she, Jody?


Heh. Her ukuleles are still nice n' high.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:42:32 AM
Let's see...69 minus 2005... Jody's over 1900 years old!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:44:22 AM
Quote from: nacho
Let's see...69 minus 2005... Jody's over 1900 years old!


Oh, so un-Dude.

Now, because I ate dinner at 5:30, I'm going to bed. So sad, but there's a lot to love about being Amish. You should see me milk a cow.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:45:14 AM
Quote from: jreale
Heh. Her ukuleles are still nice n' high.


I think she's had work done.

Nacho likes his girls fake. Something about a breast that feels like a volleyball taht he just can't resist.

*VOMIT*
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:45:54 AM
And don't talk about me while I'm gone. Drunk fuckers.*










*I'm so jealous.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:47:08 AM
I hear Jody likes to give booze to kids. Michael Jackson's whole Jesus Juice thing? Her idea.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:48:23 AM
Quote from: jreale
You should see me milk a cow.


There it is again... That strange feeling.  Time for Jody Sex Pictures!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 12:48:55 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
I hear Jody likes to give booze to kids. Michael Jackson's whole Jesus Juice thing? Her idea.


Wait until I'm at least logged out. Fuckwad.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:50:53 AM
Oh, there it is!

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Fguinnessjody.jpg&hash=1c9ad5a1c0d4579ea2a491a28594ba06)


Strangely, all I can picture are the stitches...not the vagina.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:53:46 AM
Feed me, Seymour!


(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jodyreale.com%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2Fwine.jpg&hash=8c553b7840e3b3c59e3bd2672a7dca05)

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jodyreale.com%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2Ftastybeverage2.jpg&hash=540b9db443c8bf6998c4fe7466f10139)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: RottingCorpse on May 07, 2005, 12:54:21 AM
Horrible. Just horrible.

Ooh, my wife! That means I can go have sex.

I leave you with this.

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2FFemaleAssassin.gif&hash=b7f625a6df73dde99ec80fa94e2b814f)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:58:24 AM
Hey, where's that from again?




Also, the Jody is really Alice Krige collection:
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Fjody1.jpg&hash=276540e6e56f46e9f66afa6febb89a2a)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Fjody2.jpg&hash=f8d881ad4f948687f3f1b6749e461e78)



And, finally, number nine:  The Larch.  The Larch.
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Flarch1.gif&hash=837de74aa809b89dc4a43a2982c9417d)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: Cassander on May 07, 2005, 01:59:05 AM
so...this is where we talk about our Fridays?


nacho...just seeing those pictures makes me wish i'd ballsed up and taken off to DC a couple weeks ago.  alas, you were standoffish and said i had to take three different metro trains just to see you for a half hour.  ah well.

meanwhile...

i just won $50 at a poker game, now i'm eating tortillas and drinking guiness and listening to the pixies live at the BBC.

Seriously...i know everyone has Winamp.  If you don't, you're living on mars.  so here's a few steps twoards happiness.

1. download the new version of winamp

2. signup for your 50 free downloads at emusic.

3. download The Pixies live at the BBC (only about 22 tracks)

4.  blow the rest of your downloads on low-fame indie bands like The Distillers and Blackgrass.

5. rock out.

"There was a god.  The underground god of the sea.  who got killed by 10 million pounds of sludge from new jersey.


THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!"

Also, the pixies are coming to raleigh.  please send me enough money to go see them, or just drive up and i'll let you sleep in my bed and we can go together. even you, monkey.

even you.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 02:53:21 AM
Quote from: nacho
Girlfriend:
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1639.JPG

(she's kind of hippy)


That's Jody's avatar! I'll bet you do nasty things to it.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 02:59:47 AM
Quote from: nacho
I'll soon be getting some action:
http://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/DSCF1642.JPG


You look like Hunter Thompson on animal tranquilizer.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 03:06:17 AM
Quote from: nacho
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Fnacho%2Fguinnessjody.jpg&hash=1c9ad5a1c0d4579ea2a491a28594ba06)


Strangely, all I can picture are the stitches...not the vagina.


Now that is REALLY funny. Jesus Christ on skates!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: Tyson on May 07, 2005, 03:58:31 AM
You insensitive clods. You need to post a version for Starr here.

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2FTyson%2Fimages%2Fguinnessjody_light.jpg&hash=0c2534066ab13595ffe90671c581d159)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: Tyson
You insensitive clods. You need to post a version for Starr here.

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgreatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2F.%2Fuserfiles%2FTyson%2Fimages%2Fguinnessjody_light.jpg&hash=0c2534066ab13595ffe90671c581d159)


You're a riot, Tyler. Now stop playing with yourself and go to sleep like a good little virgin.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 06:45:32 AM
OK, OK. Jesus, that's enough. I was going to post the ever-popular 4th of July beer bong photo, but if you're just going to abuse it...
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 11:34:13 AM
Quote from: starrwriter


You look like Hunter Thompson on animal tranquilizer.


Or...not on animal tranquilizer, rather.  Because HST would be, right?
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 11:41:37 AM
Quote from: jreale
OK, OK. Jesus, that's enough. I was going to post the ever-popular 4th of July beer bong photo, but if you're just going to abuse it...


No,no, no.  Post it.  Post it!  You're my stitches girl, Jody!
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 12:13:36 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse


(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2FFemaleAssassin.gif&hash=b7f625a6df73dde99ec80fa94e2b814f)



I'm serious, RC, ID this... Because I know it.  Everyone's been talking about it... But now I can't find any mention of it.  What's the film?
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 01:55:50 PM
Quote from: nacho
Quote from: jreale
OK, OK. Jesus, that's enough. I was going to post the ever-popular 4th of July beer bong photo, but if you're just going to abuse it...


No,no, no.  Post it.  Post it!  You're my stitches girl, Jody!


Stop with the stitches or I'll piss my pants laughing!

I have just one word to say about your drunken orgy of photo posts: WANTON!

Thank you.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: nacho
Quote from: starrwriter


You look like Hunter Thompson on animal tranquilizer.


Or...not on animal tranquilizer, rather.


You mean the animal tranquilizer didn't go down his throat?

(Jesus, now you've got me doing it.)
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: jreale on May 07, 2005, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: nacho
Strangely, all I can picture are the stitches...not the vagina.


That's the hole idea.  Oh! Thank you. Thank you. For my next pun, I'll need a bird and a hand. Nacho's probably choking his chicken right now--that'll do...
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: starrwriter on May 07, 2005, 04:27:09 PM
Quote from: jreale
Quote from: nacho
Strangely, all I can picture are the stitches...not the vagina.


That's the hole idea.  Oh! Thank you. Thank you. For my next pun, I'll need a bird and a hand. Nacho's probably choking his chicken right now--that'll do...


When is your 36th birthday, Jody? We want to send you a Birthday Gift. Don't worry, you can open the package without using gloves or decontaminating it in the oven. Trust us, we're your friends.
Title: Friday drunk!
Post by: nacho on May 07, 2005, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: starrwriter
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When is your 36th birthday, Jody? We want to send you a Birthday Gift. Don't worry, you can open the package without using gloves or decontaminating it in the oven. Trust us, we're your friends.


Creepy!