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Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: yotoc on August 28, 2005, 08:09:58 PM
From Blue and yotoc

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Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 08:17:58 PM
The Boar's Head in hand bear I, bedecked with bows and rosemary!

Happy 30th Little RC!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 08:18:19 PM
Things to use against RC when he's famous number 347 stroke B in the "questionable sexuality" file.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 08:21:40 PM
He looks like a thesbian... thespian.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 08:25:45 PM
Quote from: Nubbins
He looks like a thesbian... thespian.


More like a homo sapien!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 08:29:06 PM
I like thesbian better! It's funnier. Nubs is funnier than you, Nacho!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 08:30:12 PM
I'll expose you.  Your secret, hidden in plain view within this very thread.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 08:48:42 PM
You'll never expose me!

So, Call RC and get him on the page, dood!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 08:51:07 PM
I sent him a text message.  I think he and Mrs. RC are doing things that Queenie wouldn't even be able to think of tonight.

edit:  he says he's out eating sushi right now
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 08:53:49 PM
You're right, GK wouldn't even think of that!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 08:55:48 PM
I had a reply that involved anal sex, but Nubbins is funnier than me so I'll wait for him to visit this thread.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 08:56:28 PM
sushi? and anal sex?

Come on Nubs!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: nacho
I had a reply that involved anal sex, but Nubbins is funnier than me so I'll wait for him to visit this thread.


Hey, I'm spent... Also I watched America's Funniest Home Videos and actually laughed, so I think I've gotten dumber in the last half hour.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:29:19 PM
That photohas obviously been doctored.

(P.S. Blue's not wearing anything under her pettitcoats.)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: jreale on August 28, 2005, 09:32:34 PM
Everybody weigh in. Who do you prefer:

The oh-so-clean Leaping Lord Lonnie or
Long-locked rocker  RC (with goatee)

Hmmm. Well, it's hard to say. You know I have a thing for high-n-tight frat boy type. But then again, a girl likes to think she's got a bad boy.


Bill?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:33:22 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
That photohas obviously been doctored.

(P.S. Blue's not wearing anything under her pettitcoats.)


ah HA!  I thought so!  Top left?

The lady front and center looks afraid of something... maybe that the dude next to her is about to pinch a medieval loaf?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:35:12 PM
Oh, Blue's secret exposed!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:36:04 PM
I have stories about each and every person in that picture. Ironically enough, Blue is the only woman pictured that I didn't make out with,
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:36:37 PM
Quote from: jreale



Bill?


You ALWAYS beat that DEAD HORSE!  Gosh!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:37:09 PM
I like RC's sideways afro too... very awesome.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:37:36 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHH I've been exposed!


and the guy in the chair was always pinching medieval loaves...in fact, he's full of them.

the scared chic's name is Dawn Fantasia. I kid you not! I hope she went into porn.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nubbins
I like RC's sideways afro too... very awesome.


Excuse me, but that's my very cool, circa 1993 new wave/goth "do." Note the horrible orange dye job.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:38:35 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
I have stories about each and every person in that picture. Ironically enough, Blue is the only woman pictured that I didn't make out with,


Hey man, you were too jumpy for me. I liked them moody and alcoholic-y.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:40:16 PM
Quote from: Blue

the scared chic's name is Dawn Fantasia. I kid you not! I hope she went into porn.


DAWN FANTASIA?!  Jesus.... her parents must have had some great drugs.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:40:28 PM
Quote from: Blue
Quote from: RottingCorpse
I have stories about each and every person in that picture. Ironically enough, Blue is the only woman pictured that I didn't make out with,


Hey man, you were too jumpy for me. I liked them moody and alcoholic-y.


Oh, I had the alcoholic part down. Trust me.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: Blue
Quote from: RottingCorpse
I have stories about each and every person in that picture. Ironically enough, Blue is the only woman pictured that I didn't make out with,


Hey man, you were too jumpy for me. I liked them moody and alcoholic-y.


Oh, I had the alcoholic part down. Trust me.


Ok, then, I liked the married to Japanese girls. Made me feel superior to be the other woman when the Japangrrls were sposed to be all that.

So, you fucked all the womyn in that photo but me? Even Laurie? ewww...what about what's her name, the um, alumni coordinator lady?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:45:08 PM
Quote from: Blue
So, you fucked all the womyn in that photo but me? Even Laurie? ewww...what about what's her name, the um, alumni coordinator lady?


Also, please say you were all in costume when you did.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:46:09 PM
Quote from: Blue
So, you fucked all the womyn in that photo but me? Even Laurie? ewww...what about what's her name, the um, alumni coordinator lady?


I said made out with. I fucked zero women in that picture, and I never touched the older lady sitting in the throne . . . thoug I probably thought about it.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Goblin_Queen on August 28, 2005, 09:46:20 PM
That's Blue!  Cool, what's that picture from?

Also, I TOTALLY guessed that RC and his wife were out eating sushi.  Actually, I thought it was temura, but at least it was the same kind of food.

The same kind of food?  Maybe I should say category.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:46:32 PM
RC always fucks in costume.  Trust me.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: Blue
So, you fucked all the womyn in that photo but me? Even Laurie? ewww...what about what's her name, the um, alumni coordinator lady?


I said made out with. I fucked zero women in that picture, and I never touched the older lady sitting in the throne . . . thoug I probably thought about it.


whooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa. wait a minute. You made out with Kim?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:49:03 PM
Yeah . . . she was actually the first girl I kissed in college. And yes. Then I dated her sister for five years.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:49:23 PM
Quote from: Blue


whooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa. wait a minute. You made out with Kim?


Plan Alpha-One:  Sleep with all eight sisters.

How many sisters were there?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:49:49 PM
Quote from: nacho
How many sisters were there?


Five.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:50:25 PM
RC got around!

He dated Miss West Virginia too!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:50:38 PM
Which sister tasted the best?  Please rank them all, comparing them to fruits or vegetables.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:51:28 PM
*Blatant Subject Change*

Look more embarrassing pictures of RC!

(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/rottingcorpse/snakeman.jpg)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Goblin_Queen on August 28, 2005, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: Nubbins
I like RC's sideways afro too... very awesome.


Excuse me, but that's my very cool, circa 1993 new wave/goth "do." Note the horrible orange dye job.


Awww, you were the cutest little new wave/goth boy ever! ::pinches RC's cheek::
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:52:11 PM
So you were born with that face and hair?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:52:31 PM
ewwwwwwwwww you can see the outline of your balls!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: jreale on August 28, 2005, 09:53:37 PM
Oh god, that's beautiful.  Did I say I was embarrassed about my college pics?

Note to RC: Move to Utah for hot sister action.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:54:35 PM
Let me see what else I can dig up since I'm a bit tipsy.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 09:54:52 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
*Blatant Subject Change*

Look more embarrassing pictures of RC!

(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/rottingcorpse/snakeman.jpg)


AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

OH MY GOD!  CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!  OHpaweufhwiueh32!@  

IT HURTS!!!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 09:55:11 PM
Is that AC unit plugged into one socket along with everything else in the house?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:55:21 PM
That's just wrong. And it all started so innocently. I just wanted to say Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaay.

Now look what happened. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:56:24 PM
Spring 2000, my first film acting gig in a DV short called (no lie) Cyber Sex? . . .

(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/rottingcorpse/big_pimpin.jpg)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 09:57:07 PM
By the way, my balls are HUGE!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: yotoc on August 28, 2005, 09:58:30 PM
(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/userfiles/rottingcorpse/snakeman.jpg)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fjay%2Fsnakeman1.jpg&hash=a27eda9e9efd628e995a030b37a0fb55649613d4)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fjay%2Fsnakeman2.jpg&hash=4342b3092dc784aeccf73e68752a38fe01f571bd)
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fjay%2Fsnakeman3.jpg&hash=42d4eeec42af301a631563e1c3e51d721c055391)[/img]
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 09:59:36 PM
It's an alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 10:03:27 PM
Jay: look at the close up of his nuts.  there's a face there
Andrew: There we go!
Jay: i scared everybody off!
Andrew: oh god, I can't stop laughing.  
Jay: do you see the face?
Andrew: yes
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 10:03:57 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Spring 2000, my first film acting gig in a DV short called (no lie) Cyber Sex? . . .

(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/rottingcorpse/big_pimpin.jpg)


Jesus Christ man... I have a headache from the laughter!  Too funny.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 10:08:23 PM
Wedding Photo:

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fuploads%2Fuserfiles%2Frottingcorpse%2Fwedphoto.jpg&hash=8df9ec36aadeceab29e685855874ab26a9ed483f)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 10:09:03 PM
Death is in my crotch!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 10:12:06 PM
Aye carumba....


Your pants make it look like you stopped for a quick photo op on your way down to the crick to catch some trout with your cane pole.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: yotoc on August 28, 2005, 10:13:32 PM
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(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fjay%2Fwedphoto2.jpg&hash=c609788ecaa4d9b715fa591cb178ea7441c2e9e2)
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Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: jreale on August 28, 2005, 10:13:51 PM
Oh my god! That's the hairdo I want!

Have you noticed it all come back 'round to my hair?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 10:14:48 PM
Quote from: jreale
Oh my god! That's the hairdo I want!


Mine or hers?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
Cane pole!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 28, 2005, 10:17:32 PM
What can I say?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 10:18:09 PM
I'm scared of Mrs RC's stare.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: yotoc on August 28, 2005, 10:20:11 PM
(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.greatsociety.org%2Fjay%2Fwedphoto11.jpg&hash=1a55f2252bcfa24969aab598d26210cf50bb7f40)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 10:22:23 PM
RC, your balls have taken over!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 10:24:45 PM
Quote from: yotoc
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AAAHAHAAHA!!!  Yotoc = god
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: jreale on August 28, 2005, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: jreale
Oh my god! That's the hairdo I want!


Mine or hers?


Dude, yours of course.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Matt on August 28, 2005, 10:31:28 PM
This thread is awesome.

also, Mrs. Corpse is a babe.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: Blue
womyn


I just now noticed that Blue's been spelling "women" this way.  The mighty wyrm!

Retard.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Blue on August 28, 2005, 10:35:02 PM
Quote from: nacho


Retard.


dood. you are.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 10:43:30 PM
Quote from: Blue


dood. you are.


I want you to spell "men" with an "i" from now on.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 28, 2005, 11:01:32 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
By the way, my balls are HUGE!


Dude, you aren't kidding!

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv194%2FNubbins%2Fkatrinaman.jpg&hash=bffb339fd795c71e415a1833c9f2722aae530349)

Your peninsula's pretty girthy as well.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 28, 2005, 11:03:59 PM
Breaking news!  Thousands evacuated to the waistline!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 10:10:02 AM
Quote from: jreale
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: jreale
Oh my god! That's the hairdo I want!


Mine or hers?


Dude, yours of course.


So you want a slightly effeminate, King Alexander boy cut?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: jreale on August 29, 2005, 10:57:47 AM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: jreale
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: jreale
Oh my god! That's the hairdo I want!


Mine or hers?


Dude, yours of course.


So you want a slightly effeminate, King Alexander boy cut?


Slightly?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 02:52:58 PM
Jody, if you want too look like a f a g-hag, that's your priority.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 02:54:27 PM
HOLY SHIT< MY BALLS ARE A BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Tyson on August 29, 2005, 02:57:10 PM
I never thought I'd hear you say that...

EDIT: I never thought I'd see you type that...

Err... I never thought I'd read you typed that?
I never thought I'd read that from you?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 29, 2005, 03:05:36 PM
I never thought we'd all become obsessed with RC's balls...from a picture taken when he was a kid.

There really is a face, though.  Especially when you put the red eyes in there.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Tyson on August 29, 2005, 03:10:46 PM
Now all it needs is a name. Nubbins, will you do us the honors?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 29, 2005, 03:15:32 PM
Ooooh, Nubbins is so much funnier than nacho, ooohhh nubbins give us banners, oooh nubbins name the alien face on RC's underwear, oooh oooh
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Tyson on August 29, 2005, 03:33:42 PM
It's better than the shit I would come up with. God, I'm retarded with that kind of thing.

Mr. Winky! HA HA HA!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 03:35:58 PM
Quote from: nacho
Ooooh, Nubbins is so much funnier than nacho, ooohhh nubbins give us banners, oooh nubbins name the alien face on RC's underwear, oooh oooh


Nubbins, do you want be my new once a year drinking buddy?
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 29, 2005, 04:58:33 PM
Quote from: nacho
Ooooh, Nubbins is so much funnier than nacho, ooohhh nubbins give us banners, oooh nubbins name the alien face on RC's underwear, oooh oooh


Count Crotchula?

Swinging Richard?

Cobra Commander?

Quote from: RottingCorpse
Nubbins, do you want be my new once a year drinking buddy?


Hell yeah!  I'll be up to DC in a few weeks once the next hurricane threatens to douche this entire region of our peanut farms and horrid rap music.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Tyson on August 29, 2005, 05:22:23 PM
Nacho, this is where you come in with funnier names.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 29, 2005, 05:24:44 PM
Quote from: Tyson
Nacho, this is where you come in with funnier names.


Zord.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: nacho on August 29, 2005, 05:31:07 PM
(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/zord.jpg)
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on August 29, 2005, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: nacho
(https://greatsociety.org/uploads/./userfiles/nacho/zord.jpg)


hahahahahaaaaaaa!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: zord on August 29, 2005, 06:03:29 PM
ALL MUST OBEY ZORD

ZORD LIVES IN ALL WORLDS AND WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

BASED ON CURRENT CALL VOLUME, YOUR WAIT TIME MAY EXCEED 47 MINUTES

DO NOT HANG UP ON ZORD OR ELSE YOU WILL LOSE YOUR PLACE IN THE QUEUE

PLEASE HAVE YOUR TRACKING NUMBER AVAILABLE FOR ZORD
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 06:03:32 PM
Look into the crimson eyed balls of ZORD!!!!!
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Tyson on August 29, 2005, 06:04:16 PM
I wish I would have done that kind of crap in KidPix when I was a kid.
Title: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on August 29, 2005, 06:05:03 PM
Hollywood, here I come!!!!
Title: Re: Happy B'day RC
Post by: RottingCorpse on June 30, 2007, 10:08:40 PM
So, just about everytime I check to see who's online, somebody is in this thread.
Title: Re: Happy B'day RC
Post by: Nubbins on March 27, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
There are like 6 people browsing this thread now.