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Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 07, 2005, 06:42:19 PM
So, a while ago, that Damien guy posted with a suggestion that we organize the front page in some way that makes sense.  Given that I spend my free time nowadays staring at the wall and muttering darkly to my Chia Pet, the best I could come up with is a "best of" selection:

http://greatsociety.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=171&Itemid=2

It's short.  I hate everything on the page.

In coming weeks, look for the OBL collection, The Boble...and, what else?  Any requests?
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 07, 2005, 06:54:36 PM
Ugh.

Just close it down already.

That Damien is such a fucking cunt.

Let's just kill him instead.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 07, 2005, 07:06:30 PM
Can I cut his stomach out and wear it as a funny hat?
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 07, 2005, 07:10:00 PM
I'm appalled and offended that I wasn't asked rto resubmit any articles for a "best of."

HARUMPH!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 07, 2005, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
I'm appalled and offended that I wasn't asked rto resubmit any articles for a "best of."

HARUMPH!


I'm never asked rto do anything.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 07, 2005, 07:52:25 PM
Ah, GS!  I love you!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 07, 2005, 08:10:52 PM
GS loves you. With malice.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 07, 2005, 08:23:22 PM
GS wishes you would aphyxiate on Kittybug.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 07, 2005, 08:31:10 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
GS wishes you would aphyxiate on Kittybug.


How hard is it rto aphyxiate on a cat?
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 07, 2005, 08:34:38 PM
Depends on how much you like eating pussy.

(Thank you. Tip your bartender.)
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 07, 2005, 08:47:29 PM
*logs off*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 07, 2005, 08:50:44 PM
Come on! That was comedy gold!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 07, 2005, 09:00:08 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Depends on how much you like eating pussy.

(Thank you. Tip your bartender.)


You do know I'm making fun of your typos/mispellings, right?
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 03:31:55 AM
*logs off*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Cassander on September 08, 2005, 01:00:39 PM
*logs on*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:10:41 PM
*logs up*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:11:19 PM
*logs sideways*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:18:58 PM
*logs 13k at the unithalon*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:20:17 PM
*logs your sister's ass*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:26:06 PM
*logs the fact that your dick is so small my sister didn't even know it was in her ass and then she sat down and she broke your pelvis in three places and you were all like screaming and then she noticed and she called the cops and they beat you up and then other bad stuff happened and now you're sorry*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:30:26 PM
*logs my complete and utter lack of surprise that your insults wouldn't insult a 6 year-old self-concious anorexic daughter of a Catholic minister and that your sister's ass is so large that she wouldn't feel king kong digging for a baseballs in between her ass folds anyways so sex with her is kind of pointless unless you have something like a broom in which case it's probably better just to sweep her out the door, assuming that there is in fact a door wide enough she could fit through like those industrial doors they use on jumbojet hangars*

EDIT: my mac has a spel chekr!!!!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:31:28 PM
Somewhere in between "*logs off* and "*<six hundred words>*" it all went horribly, horribly wrong.

The Best of GS, folks!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:35:54 PM
ur a stupidhead
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:37:24 PM
I'm telling!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:44:35 PM
Quote from: Tyson
Nacho's calling me names!

Quote
ur a stupidhead


Make him stop! It hurts my feelings!


poopy pants
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 01:49:48 PM
MOOOMMMMM!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 01:54:28 PM
lit mag
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 02:23:58 PM
I go to work and come back to this....

Jesus Christ.

*logs somewhere else*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 02:27:50 PM
So did Zerda die in Belfast, Monkey?
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 02:28:47 PM
Quote from: nacho
So did Zerda die in Belfast, Monkey?


I know nothing.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 02:31:37 PM
Oh-ho!  Sounds like a man who knows everything.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 02:34:10 PM
Nonsense.

I know nothing of her fate, and i don't know which cement-miker her body is hidden inside.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 02:36:28 PM
Too bad you missed another GS personality.  We need to get you out this way.  Come to DC.  I'll give you 20 bucks and send you out while I sit in a dark room and update the "Monkey's in DC" thread.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 02:49:23 PM
Quote from: nacho
Too bad you missed another GS personality.  We need to get you out this way.  Come to DC.  I'll give you 20 bucks and send you out while I sit in a dark room and update the "Monkey's in DC" thread.


I'm hoping to come at some point.

But I demand a ticker-tape parade!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 02:52:19 PM
Whatever, I don't care now.  The moment's over.  Stay in NI.  Miss all the fun.  Go ahead!  Miss riding out America in these final days of madness.  By the time you get here we'll either be fascist or in a state of Vietnam-style bedlam.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 02:54:26 PM
Quote from: nacho
Whatever, I don't care now.  The moment's over.  Stay in NI.  Miss all the fun.  Go ahead!  Miss riding out America in these final days of madness.  By the time you get here we'll either be fascist or in a state of Vietnam-style bedlam.


Christ.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 08, 2005, 02:57:35 PM
Quote from: nacho
Whatever, I don't care now.  The moment's over.  Stay in NI.  Miss all the fun.  Go ahead!  Miss riding out America in these final days of madness.  By the time you get here we'll either be fascist or in a state of Vietnam-style bedlam.


Monkey, you're thinking of coming over when? Next summer?

We should all be eating each other's corpses by then.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 03:10:34 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse


Monkey, you're thinking of coming over when? Next summer?

We should all be eating each other's corpses by then.


This is the Red Cross!  We've come to offer aid!


No...you...haven't!   BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 03:31:02 PM
Quote from: RottingCorpse
Quote from: nacho
Whatever, I don't care now.  The moment's over.  Stay in NI.  Miss all the fun.  Go ahead!  Miss riding out America in these final days of madness.  By the time you get here we'll either be fascist or in a state of Vietnam-style bedlam.


Monkey, you're thinking of coming over when? Next summer?

We should all be eating each other's corpses by then.


I'll never come over at this rate!
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 03:34:38 PM
Punishment breeds peace, Monkey.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 08, 2005, 03:35:34 PM
War is peace.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 08, 2005, 03:39:51 PM
Those who speak against us are the enemy and all able bodied citizens should inflict harm upon them.  It is our duty.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 08, 2005, 03:59:28 PM
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four.  If that is granted, all else follows.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Cassander on September 08, 2005, 05:44:08 PM
*logs missing persons report*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Nubbins on September 12, 2005, 02:25:51 PM
*log base 10*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 12, 2005, 02:42:38 PM
*logs naturally*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: RottingCorpse on September 12, 2005, 03:27:20 PM
*pinches off a log*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 12, 2005, 03:27:57 PM
*logs off*
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: nacho on September 13, 2005, 10:12:27 PM
Here, Yotoc's mocking me because the "Best of" was all me.

I took it from this thread:

http://www.greatsociety.org/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=438

You all had your chance!

Yotoc says I'm going to end up in a bathroom, throwing up blood and waving a gun in the air while loaded to the gills on Effexor.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 14, 2005, 07:29:49 AM
Quote from: nacho
yotoc says I'm going to end up in a bathroom, throwing up blood and waving a gun in the air while loaded to the gills on Effexor.


Nah - your death will be at a Pagan Witch Dance Festival in a dark room with Methody Girls dancing a frenzied opiate jiggle-wiggle and the vodka from the bar will not be your friend, it will be my love.
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: Tyson on September 14, 2005, 08:29:07 PM
The following reminds me of GS.

Group hug!

(https://greatsociety.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fleisuretown.com%2Fstories%2Fcomics%2Fcmx_5%2Fcmx5.jpg&hash=bea66dc7bbc9095e9a2c2427520b38b3d4289dbf)
Title: GS "best of"
Post by: monkey! on September 15, 2005, 03:44:39 AM
I want to say that those are shit and that you suck Tyson, but well, they're pretty funny.

*ANUS*