You guys remember that this guy sabotaged a primary election cycle that took out a far superior candidate (at the time, McCain was an amazing Republican), stole an election, led us into a war that cost us the lives of hundreds of Americans, countless (literally, uncounted; no measuring) Iraqi deaths, hasn't made us any safer, has helped perpetrate some of the most flagrant, obscene civil rights abuses since the Sedition and Espionages Acts or Japanese internment, and failed in one of his primary pledges as president he made during his tenure (to bring those responsible for the attacks of 9/11 to justice). To be a George Wallace he would have to have the critical self-reflection that Wallace demonstrated. Instead I present the only man who could get from country wisdom to The Who in less than three steps.